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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I took one of those cognitive tests last week. The doctor showed me pictures of an elephant, a giraffe, a shark, and President Trump. He then asked me to identify the pedophile. I aced it.

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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I don't feel a bit sorry for Prince Andrew. He has a history of sexual assault and on top of that he was bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. Oh wait, I was thinking of somebody else. Never mind.

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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

OK, Let's say 77 million Americans got together to make (let's call it) Presidential soup. They insisted on using stupidity as a base. Add some fraud, grift, infidelity, disrespect, lying and narcissism. Finally throw in a dash (Actually three dashes) of racism and voila you've got a president.

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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

My friend and his wife decided to splurge because their anniversary was yesterday. They both had one piece of chicken and 2 ( that's right 2) pieces of broccoli and a corn tortilla. I continue to be impressed by Brooke Rollins. Her intellect reminds me of MarkWayne Mullen and Tommy Tuberville.

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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

For those of you who are questioning the effectiveness of Brooke Rollins as the Ag Secretary, as a Nebraska farmer, let me assure you that she is just as effective as RFK Jr. is in eradicating measles.

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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

We can all be thankful for President Trump's leadership. He is the only world leader willing to tackle the topic of his wife's underwear. I don't care about the price of groceries or how many people are getting killed in Ukraine. What worries me is how the first lady takes care of her underwear.

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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

As a Nebraska farmer I'm getting ready for the next season. I have no idea what seed, fertilizer, chemical, or fuel I will use. People are saying I'm the best farmer that ever existed. I definitely am. I have no idea what I'm doing but I have concepts of a plan. If I fail, I will just lie about it.

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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

See if you know the names for these groups. Whales Owls Penguins Crows Ass Kissing Liars Correct Answers Pod Parliament Colony Murder Cabinet

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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

My sister & her husband knew they were having a girl. I asked if they had a name picked out. Sis said they both loved the name "Megan". She saw my brow furl & said, "OK, what?" I responded, "Uh, Megyn Kelly, Meghan McCain." She gave birth yesterday to a beautiful, healthy girl named Michelle.

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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Today's Presidential Quiz 3 are true. 3 are false. See how many you get correct. 1. Trump has brought all prices down. 2. Trump assaulted young girls. 3. Trump is respected worldwide. 4. Marital fidelity is important to him. 5. Trump assaulted young girls. 6. Trump assaulted young girls.

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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

A farmer friend (big guy, strong guy) came to me, tears in his eyes & said, "Sir, my inputs are all up, tariffs ruined the prices I get, & Argentine beef is coming. But I can't contain my joy. We now have what we have all dreamed for, a new bathroom off of the Lincoln Bedroom. To Don be the glory."

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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

So England got rid of their Pedo prince. Any chance we can do that with our Pedo "king"?

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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Here it is Wednesday & my wife was all over me to show her my Halloween costume. I put on a red hat & told her I was going as a MAGA member. She insisted I couldn't convince people of that by just wearing a red hat. So tomorrow morning, I'm scheduled for a lobotomy.

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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

How could our dear leader not get the Nobel Prize? Surely we all remember how choked up we were when he uttered the heartwarming words at Kirk's memorial- "I hate my opponents." His oratory skills rival JFK-"Ask not..." & FDR-"We have nothing to fear...". I refer to "It can only good happen."

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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

OK. I've had enough. Fruit & vegetables are up. No big deal. I'll cut them out of my diet. Meat is the highest ever. Alright, I can cut back on that. But dammit, a giant bag of Peanut M & M s that cost $9 two months ago is now $14. That's totally unacceptable.

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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

You gotta hand it to DJT for originality. I've been to many funerals & usually hear the same things-(He's in a better place. He's in the arms of Jesus now. We will see him again.) But our eloquent leader delivered these comforting words, "I HATE MY ENEMIES!" What a moron!!!!!!!

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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

As a conservative Christian patriot, I happily voted for an old white guy who sexually assaulted women, cheated with a porn star, & committed fraud. However, I am really losing my shit over a black woman who claimed more than 1 primary residence. I want her fired now-no trial. Weird, huh ?

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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

A dog sniffing another dog's ass will get more factual information than a human watching Fox News.

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