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good lives make bad stories 🐊 fl / 🤠 tx / 🏛️ dc 🦉 rice ece data engineer in ⚡ energy and 🔐 cybersecurity infrequent essays &c: kbarn.com 📍 northwest dc

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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 27/11/2025
hey buddy
Mr. Seinfeld Kramer on a cooked turkey.
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 26/11/2025
George "Seinfeld" is holding a bat (ishygddt)
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 24/11/2025
uh oh
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 23/11/2025
Chrome? lmao no thanks, I care about my privacy
Windows XP-era Internet Explorer with so many addon toolbars you can no longer see the web page contents.
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 23/11/2025
[Satan voice] and all you have to do is make a phone call, millennial man
5 companies that send people money when they're asked nicely
sponsored by the penny hoarder
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 23/11/2025
mfw I reach the end of the protest queue
American flag spurdo saying "hi are you the burger"
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 23/11/2025
Shots are too big. Shots should be smaller.
Norman Rockwell's "freedom of speech"
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 22/11/2025
In case you needed more reasons to puke about RFK Jr. today: Tatiana Schlossberg is fighting terminal leukemia and she fucking hates her cousin. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
Meanwhile, during the CAR-T treatment, a method developed over many decades with millions of dollars of government funding, my cousin, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., was in the process of being nominated and confirmed as the Secretary of Health and Human Services. Throughout my treatment, he had been on the national stage: previously a Democrat, he was running for President as an Independent, but mostly as an embarrassment to me and the rest of my immediate family.
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 21/11/2025
mfw that image ever shows up
"I Refuse the Question" Guy
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 21/11/2025
many such cases
tesla cybertruck in a, uh, "camping" configuration.
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 21/11/2025
uh oh
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 18/11/2025
do not be ashamed of economy (as seen in the latest @tastinghistory.bsky.social)
title page of "The American Frugal Housewife, Dedicated to Those Who Are Note Ashamed of Economy."
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 17/11/2025
uhh huh
Google Docs "Find and Replace" tool replacing "DONALD TRUMP" with "REID HOFFMAN"
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 15/11/2025
Paul Ryan, former House Speaker, lifting dumbbells on a bench.
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 15/11/2025
Guess they're tying up those House votes.
AlertDC] US Secret Service reports simulated cannon fire will occur around the White House complex now through 3:00 p.m.
For more info https://evbg.co/78vq1hKim Jong Un and North Korean military leader watching an outdoors weapons demonstration. Kim is holding binoculars.
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 14/11/2025
Chopper Dave in an orange life vest and headset
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 13/11/2025
NARRATOR: Hey, c'mon. I'm in pain. DOCTOR: You wanna see pain? Open an incognito window and see what's trending on YouTube.
Unhelpful doctor from Fight Club.Currently trending live videos on YouTube, without signing into the site.

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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 12/11/2025
it's true, this is how they're prosecuting people for parking in the bike lanes now
kangaroo courtroom scene from The Dark Knight Rises
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 12/11/2025
"they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother."
Jeff Epstein and Donald Trump
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 12/11/2025
dr bebinson, I'm CIA
CIA, from the film Dark Knight Rises
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 12/11/2025
all my garbage apes
On December 30th, 2021, Twitter user @toddkramer1 posted, "I been hacked. all my apes gone. this just sold please help me."
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 12/11/2025
Coordinating a political blackmail campaign via email? That's... certainly an interesting way to do it! It'll make a great story someday!
Yes Man from Fallout: New Vegas
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 11/11/2025
Brisket is up, what, $12 over last year? Maybe $15?
Screenshot from the Costco home delivery page.
$87.65 /pkg (est.)

Kirkland Signature Beef Brisket $6.80 / Ib About 12.89 lb / package
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 11/11/2025
BEAUTIFUL GIRL
Thank you!!!
CHIP
I must be loyle to my capο.
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 11/11/2025
the American Apparel guy saw this album cover in 1999 and had a transcendental revelation
German actress and model Coco holding a camera in T-shirt and jeans as featured on the cover of New Order's album "Get Ready"
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 10/11/2025
honestly, there's only one thing involving elon musk that I would ever care to hear about and if it does happen, I have a feeling I'll get a text
Your muted words:
spacex in text & tags
tesla in text & tags
elon in text & tags
musk in text & tags
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 09/11/2025
You should see the parking lot at the US Manga Corps. Everyone takes their signing bonus and buys one of these.
Car with Naruto character wrap.
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 09/11/2025
The editors are not okay. In fact, the editors might not be human.
Outgoing links to recommended articles on the New York Times' homepage

Editors’ Picks
Is Waking Up to Pee Normal?

Stinking, Spongy, Dark, Huge: A Spider Web Unlike Any Seen Before

They Live on Cruise Ships. People Love to Watch.
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 08/11/2025
still thinkin about modillions, and cornices. triple-paned, UV-resistant, low-emissive glass with crank handle openers. I might make a vision board just so I can put bay windows on my vision board.
Bay windows of a variety of different colors featured on a block of brick townhomes.
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 06/11/2025
hank hill looking at blue imac, nervous
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 06/11/2025
"I'm not trapped on earth by orbital debris with you, you're trapped on earth by orbital debris with me" joker meme
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 06/11/2025
image of future nasa administrator
look at my administrator dawg, I'm goin to
then a screenshot of the Wikipedia entry on Kessler Syndrome
The Kessler syndrome, also known as the Kessler effect,[1][2] collisional cascading, or ablation cascade, is a scenario proposed by NASA scientists Donald J. Kessler and Burton G. Cour-Palais in 1978. It describes a situation in which the density of objects in low Earth orbit (LEO) becomes so high due to space pollution that collisions between these objects cascade, exponentially increasing the amount of space debris over time
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 05/11/2025
pic unrelated, please don't buy it
kalshi: who will be the first to leave the Trump Cabinet?
Sean Duffy 4% odds, Down 3%, 4 cents to buy
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 04/11/2025
A gaudy construction project. A policy of national immiseration. Secret police. Etc.
Palace of the Parliament, located atop Dealul Spirii in Bucharest.
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 04/11/2025
"Better call my friends at Halliburton" image of George W Bush and Dick Cheney from the "Good to be in DC" parody video by JibJab, c. 2004
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 02/11/2025
train time
Union Station entrance hall, Washington, DC
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 01/11/2025
"a hundred billion? on computer chips?"
A Great Depression era photo of a line of men lined up for "free coffee and doughnuts for the unemployed"
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 31/10/2025
I'm so mad.
But when Galvez’s attorney notified AMG that he intended to pursue legal action, the company’s owner, Fidel Antonio Zavala Navarro, threatened to call U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement to Galvez’s home. Navarro said the threat “should serve as a warning” to Galvez’s co-workers.

“Indeed, ICE agents showed up at Galvez’s house a few days later and placed him in deportation proceedings,” according to the lawsuit. Neither AMG nor Whiting-Turner responded to requests for comment. In its response in court, Whiting-Turner did not specifically address Galvez’s allegations, but denied responsibility for any wage theft allegations.
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 31/10/2025
"I can't wait to use the Hollywood, FL, condo for summer vacations when mom and dad finally croak!" The condo:
Rapture from the game 'bioshock'
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 31/10/2025
welcome to the bluesky app we're glad you're finally here, we've got more tedious scolds than English class your freshman year we've got fyad goons turned journalists turned dads turned tankie trolls, we've got grandma libs in their replies posting pigpoopballs
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 31/10/2025
"November 1st"
Scene from inglorious basterds: British spy pretending to be a German officer holds up three fingers in the non-German way (instead of using the thumb)
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 31/10/2025
If you're wondering what it's like to get geotargeted espionage powered by AI slop delivered to your Instagram stories feed,
AI generated advertisement for a Europeans in DC meetup. A revolutionary admiral and a statesman are represented as cartoons under an announcement for the November 1 Networking Event
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 30/10/2025
me when we're doing another discourse and it's devolved into whatever this is
the ride never ends and a statue of a skeleton in the game RollerCoaster Tycoon, as featured in the "Mr Bones Wild Ride" meme. for more information, see https://medium.com/@nchioino/you-cant-get-off-mr-bones-wild-ride-1be6a4b5e3c8
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 29/10/2025
you will choose between one of three archetypical Democrats in the primary. failure to choose between the gay McKinsey executive, the unusually land-rich GWOT veteran, and the mayor of an adorable college town whose grandfather invented anti-personnel mine will lead to a class war you cannot win.
The Architect character from the film The Matrix, in his white coat and vest, in front of a wall of monitors all displaying Neo.
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 28/10/2025
I was back in Texas for a minute
A two meat BBQ plate from Heim— bacon burnt ends, brisket, fried okra, potato salad, and a styrofoam cup of Dr Pepper Vintage advertisement for Dr Pepper ft. Atlas holding the globe and the globe says "Drink Dr. Pepper: Vim, vigor, vitality"Basket of goodies from Buc-ees including a hat, beaver nuggets, toasted pecans, playing cards, and jerky The neon sign outside Joe T Garcia's restaurant.
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 24/10/2025
whaddup
Fortune cookie fortune: Connect with others who understand your mental health struggles.
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 23/10/2025
Love in-flight WiFi because you'll see something weird and symmetrical from the sky and you're like "oh damn what's that?" and so you look it up and oh, of course, it's chemical weapons storage.
Satellite view of neat rows of white concrete buildings evenly spaced over several miles.Blue Grass Army Depot (BGAD) is a U.S. Army Joint Munitions Command storage facility for conventional munitions and chemical weapons. The facility is located in east central Kentucky, southeast of the cities of Lexington and Richmond, Kentucky. The 14,494-acre (58.66 km2) site, composed mainly of open fields and wooded areas, is used for munitions storage, repair of general supplies, and the disposal of munitions. The installation is used for the storage of conventional explosive munitions as well as assembled chemical weapons. The depot primarily is involved in industrial and related activities associated with the storage and maintenance of conventional and chemical munitions.[1][2
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 23/10/2025
Thinking about this ad I got.
Us Benchmark Series TBIL advertisement
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 19/10/2025
The hardest part of any long-distance relationship.
Win probability from Google for Commanders @ Cowboys, today at 4:25pm.
Commanders 47% to Cowboys 53%
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kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 18/10/2025
Without downloading anything, where are you at mentally right now?
Yes Man from the video game Fallout: New Vegas
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