kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 23/11/2025[Satan voice] and all you have to do is make a phone call, millennial man 000
kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 22/11/2025In case you needed more reasons to puke about RFK Jr. today: Tatiana Schlossberg is fighting terminal leukemia and she fucking hates her cousin. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-... 100
kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 18/11/2025do not be ashamed of economy (as seen in the latest @tastinghistory.bsky.social) 031
kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 13/11/2025NARRATOR: Hey, c'mon. I'm in pain. DOCTOR: You wanna see pain? Open an incognito window and see what's trending on YouTube. 110
kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 12/11/2025it's true, this is how they're prosecuting people for parking in the bike lanes now 010
kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 12/11/2025Coordinating a political blackmail campaign via email? That's... certainly an interesting way to do it! It'll make a great story someday! 022
kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 11/11/2025the American Apparel guy saw this album cover in 1999 and had a transcendental revelation 030
kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 10/11/2025honestly, there's only one thing involving elon musk that I would ever care to hear about and if it does happen, I have a feeling I'll get a text 010
kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 09/11/2025You should see the parking lot at the US Manga Corps. Everyone takes their signing bonus and buys one of these. 110
kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 09/11/2025The editors are not okay. In fact, the editors might not be human. 120
kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 08/11/2025still thinkin about modillions, and cornices. triple-paned, UV-resistant, low-emissive glass with crank handle openers. I might make a vision board just so I can put bay windows on my vision board. 030
kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 04/11/2025A gaudy construction project. A policy of national immiseration. Secret police. Etc. 010
kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 31/10/2025"I can't wait to use the Hollywood, FL, condo for summer vacations when mom and dad finally croak!" The condo: 0363
kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 31/10/2025welcome to the bluesky app we're glad you're finally here, we've got more tedious scolds than English class your freshman year we've got fyad goons turned journalists turned dads turned tankie trolls, we've got grandma libs in their replies posting pigpoopballs 031
kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 31/10/2025If you're wondering what it's like to get geotargeted espionage powered by AI slop delivered to your Instagram stories feed, 100
kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 30/10/2025me when we're doing another discourse and it's devolved into whatever this is 020
kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 29/10/2025you will choose between one of three archetypical Democrats in the primary. failure to choose between the gay McKinsey executive, the unusually land-rich GWOT veteran, and the mayor of an adorable college town whose grandfather invented anti-personnel mine will lead to a class war you cannot win. 051
kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 23/10/2025Love in-flight WiFi because you'll see something weird and symmetrical from the sky and you're like "oh damn what's that?" and so you look it up and oh, of course, it's chemical weapons storage. 052
kyle b ☠️🎢 @kbarn.com · 18/10/2025Without downloading anything, where are you at mentally right now? 091