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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️

@kazianova.bsky.social
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 18h
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 18h
would love to be in a timeloop just to give me enough time to talk through all the stuff im thinking about
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 18h
It's not a sex thing i just find dog beds rly comfy to sit in
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eff. @fabjx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
in the future they'll invent a past that doesn't poison the present
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got one of the coolest opportunities of my life but it required me to make one (1) decision and as such Ive turned it into a torture chamber for myself
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One day I will stop moving and perish
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I won’t consider myself to have rights until treating me like a regular human isnt a reason for self congratulation
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my brain JUST processed that mikey way and mikey day are different ppl
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
girl who likes being compared to a cloud call that nimbofication
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
thinkig of inventing a new kind of femboy calld femwoman let me know what you think
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We need to get big mommy out of politics
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ive been watching too many true crime videos i just convinced myself i was being followed home after seeing some guys drinking in a car park and now im so anxious its physically painful
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
just epilated my face for the first time that was messed up what the hell
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You thought youd seen the peak of me fucking my friend, but honestly the bestie’s yet to cum
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i could clean up on nerdy tgirls if i talked more about my time coding avionics displays for semi-automated aircrafts
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Unironically scrolled down and thought this was a picture of me
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
can't help but feel condescended when taskmaster includes a trans person and a transphobe in the same season
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
committing suicide but in a way that is chic and mysterious
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
would u love a girl who is shaped kinda like a bao bun
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ageplay but its about me being 35
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the other day i reread my dissertation for the first time since i wrote it and i found two grammatical mistakes will be returning my degree and jumping off a bridge soon
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
homie what dataset you from
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It is nice when someone says “I find you easy to be around” but also I’m kinda like yeah man, I’m doing that on purpose, are you not?
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So sick of having to say I ‘face unique challenges due to my neurodiversity’ Why can’t I just say hi I’m retarded plz can we get in with this job interview now, and we all move on
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Shut the doors, put your chastity belts on and get ready to do chores: it’s time for the locked in locked in lock in
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
6-4 England just going silly mode at this point
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 19/06/2026
I will continue to send out messages until the world becomes a place where transgender people all over the globe can freely love whoever they love🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Remembered Bluesky exists I can’t wait to be here for 5 days and then forget like a goldfish with a social media addiction
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My players organised a session amongst themselves (never kill yourself)
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
living an artist's life but i don't make art i just kinda am here
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I used to be one of the posters of all time,,, those were the days,,,
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
"what drove her insane?" they said standing in the insane-driving room
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
"is this anything?" i say as i explode into a thousand pieces before ur very eyes
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Dnd character who’s paladin-warlock multi class where the warlock pact is from their mum and the paladin oath is from their dad and theyre just a child caught in their parents messy divorce
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Remembered my password :)
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Bought glasses that are even rounder, I’m so excited to become my tgirl final form
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Love to go to a function and smoke 10 of someone else’s cigarettes and then come home and be like “ugh I smell gross and feel awful, who would ever want to smoke??” as if I wasn’t just acting like a kid in a candy shop
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Didn’t explode and die today Another win for the not exploding and dying team
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Is it possible to be a narcissist with no self esteem? I’m trying to cook up theories that add up for what’s going on in my brain
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Got an ADHD diagnosis :|
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Gonna start a website called Letterboxdboxd where you can review people’s Letterboxd reviews
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I could post so many funny things if it wasnt for the future possibility of some lame ass hiring person finding my account and not fucking with my vibe
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
hidden role group sex send tweet
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
my wife decided we're doing something called locktober this year its a challenge where she locks me out of the house and files for divorce hope i make it through
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
for our honeymoon me and my fiance are planning to go to the caves in Missouri where they keep the government cheese :) gonna eat it all i reckon :)
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
we need him more than ever rn
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
posters joking about charlie kirk were held to a higher standard than the wall street journal this week
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Amazing how those democratic lawmakers who were hunted down in their homes in the middle of the night in Minnesota weren’t a watershed moment of political violence, huh?
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
my fiance is learning chess with the chess . com bot that explains your moves and after getting a couple wrong he just earnestly said "i think he hates me" I look at them and they say "seriously do you think he hates me?"
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Kazia 🏳️‍⚧️ @kazianova.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
ok I’ve been sleeping pretty badly recently but holy shit 5 hours to get to sleep is a joke I gotta get back on my meds
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