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katy 🫨

@kaysur.bsky.social
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professional nitpicker, self-proclaimed jock, scholar of all things pop culture, #1 jared wonka goff fan chicago • she/her

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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
me waking up to see an app called “ramble” on my phone #bb28
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
to me there is a metaphysical resemblance
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hamsterwatch #bb28 @hamsterwatch.com · 20/08/2026
it's not BB until Angela hits the Diary Room floor #bb28
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
are rick devens and the capital one bank guy like, cousins or something #bb28
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
when/why did “ten toes down” become the phrase of the summer??? first it was love island, now #bb28 😩
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
angela looks like a cat inside a litter robot 😭😭😭 we are so blessed to have this woman back on our screens #bb28
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
where is brittany howard’s dress from???? 🤩
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
sterling heights did it first
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
i think cris collinsworth should go on the traitors
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
what a glorious time to be alive, pistons are being glazed during a nationally broadcast lakers game 😌 (on lebron’s birthday no less!)
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
i really do think having an eileen davidson-like presence in my life would remedy much of my current ennui
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
“it’s cuckoo town” will never be “it’s wackadoodle time”
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
and lisa rinna??? i love this woman sm, dare i say new bh favorite??
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
ok im on season 5 and i must say eileen davidson 🥵
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
andy cohen, i beg of thee, make britani bateman a full-fledged housewife
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
i think jake’s wife sent that snake via etsy witch #survivor49
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corson @corson.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
why does sage look like she’s about to crash out about a mirror glaze chocolate cake with raspberry coulis #survivor49
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
carlton’s house or bella goth’s manor
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
oh to stroll through a sprawling lemon grove with yolanda
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
yolanda is also one of the most stunning beautiful gorgeous women i have ever seen holy moly
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
who wins this fight: vince the hard boiled detective (2025) vs. me as humpty dumpty in shrek the musical (2014) #bb27
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
john turturro. what a man
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
he loves it
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
the best part about me as a petsitter imo is that i WILL educate your lil babies on the cinematic works of todd haynes and they WILL love every second of it
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
how lucky i am to be alive at the same time as the goat jared goff
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
i’m sorry episode 2 plays an ARTPOP song in the first 5 minutes???????? joe burrow’s stylist kyle you will always be famous to me
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
rage trading julio rodriguez in my roto league was the worst roster move i made all fantasy season, note to self to just never draft him again to avoid this bone-headed decision altogether
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
watching quarterback on netflix and started crying before they even got to the second syllable of the first 🗣️ JA-RED GOFF
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
omg jimmy’s third triplet is a pitcher for the banana ball party animals?!?! ok king #bb27 #bigbrother #bananaball
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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
i hope every season now starts with a bro getting evicted week one after beefing with a woman 20 years older than him. thrilling tbh #bb27
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
i didn’t realize one of jimmy’s triplets was prison mike #bb27
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
kim richards they could never make me hate you
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
“i don’t wish you any harm, it’s worse than that. i don’t wish you anything at all” LISAAAAAA
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
KRISTEN DOUTE SIGHTING WEE WOO WEE WOO icb she was just silently at pandora’s bach party
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
lvp’s kim impression… bone-chilling
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
maybe it’s just the oldest sibling in me but i……. cannot deal w kyle
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
(i lied i’m watching more) have adrienne maloof and jill zarin ever been seen in the same room
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
jk THIS is my actual last thought for tonight but adrienne should divorce paul and marry me instead
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
actually i could be so wrong it’s only her second appearance but dana is lowkey giving rhoslc britani with her annoying:camp ratio
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
third and finally i’m obsessed with dana’s 1.5 year old child who already can read and speak thai
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
i didn’t realize until now how short so many of these OG girlies are, like how is lvp on the taller end of the spectrum and is MY HEIGHT, a very average 5’5
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
brandi glanville has made her first appearance and she is arguably one of the most beautiful women i’ve ever seen
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
💎 as i watch it for the first time i’m just gonna thread all my miscellaneous RHOBH thoughts here, i have too many random fragments to actually weave anything cohesive out of them 💎
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
now WHY are the real housewives of beverly hills circa s2e2 flying FRONTIER AIRLINES ?!?!?!
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
RHOBH season 1 MVP: adrienne maloof’s bicycle handle streamer hair clips
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
when i look at kim and kyle richards all i see is an AU sonja morgan and meredith marks
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
i am wrapping up salt lake tonight, and OFFICIALLY committing to beverly hills next hehehe 🫡💎
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
@ espn technical support i know the season is over but can you please remove this man from my team???? nemesis smh
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
just made myself cry at my office desk reading reddit posts about the pistons ama
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
what should my next housewives journey be?? 👀 i loooooved RHONY and RHOSLC, but i’m caught up to the most recent season and need a plan for what’s next
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