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katy 🫨

@kaysur.bsky.social
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professional nitpicker, self-proclaimed jock, scholar of all things pop culture, #1 jared wonka goff fan chicago • she/her

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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
me waking up to see an app called “ramble” on my phone #bb28
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hamsterwatch #bb28 @hamsterwatch.com · 20/08/2026
it's not BB until Angela hits the Diary Room floor #bb28
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
are rick devens and the capital one bank guy like, cousins or something #bb28
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
when/why did “ten toes down” become the phrase of the summer??? first it was love island, now #bb28 😩
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
angela looks like a cat inside a litter robot 😭😭😭 we are so blessed to have this woman back on our screens #bb28
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
where is brittany howard’s dress from???? 🤩
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
sterling heights did it first
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
i think cris collinsworth should go on the traitors
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
what a glorious time to be alive, pistons are being glazed during a nationally broadcast lakers game 😌 (on lebron’s birthday no less!)
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
“it’s cuckoo town” will never be “it’s wackadoodle time”
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
andy cohen, i beg of thee, make britani bateman a full-fledged housewife
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
i think jake’s wife sent that snake via etsy witch #survivor49
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corson @corson.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
why does sage look like she’s about to crash out about a mirror glaze chocolate cake with raspberry coulis #survivor49
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
who wins this fight: vince the hard boiled detective (2025) vs. me as humpty dumpty in shrek the musical (2014) #bb27
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
john turturro. what a man
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
the best part about me as a petsitter imo is that i WILL educate your lil babies on the cinematic works of todd haynes and they WILL love every second of it
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
how lucky i am to be alive at the same time as the goat jared goff
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
rage trading julio rodriguez in my roto league was the worst roster move i made all fantasy season, note to self to just never draft him again to avoid this bone-headed decision altogether
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
watching quarterback on netflix and started crying before they even got to the second syllable of the first 🗣️ JA-RED GOFF
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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
i hope every season now starts with a bro getting evicted week one after beefing with a woman 20 years older than him. thrilling tbh #bb27
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
i didn’t realize one of jimmy’s triplets was prison mike #bb27
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
💎 as i watch it for the first time i’m just gonna thread all my miscellaneous RHOBH thoughts here, i have too many random fragments to actually weave anything cohesive out of them 💎
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
now WHY are the real housewives of beverly hills circa s2e2 flying FRONTIER AIRLINES ?!?!?!
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
RHOBH season 1 MVP: adrienne maloof’s bicycle handle streamer hair clips
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
when i look at kim and kyle richards all i see is an AU sonja morgan and meredith marks
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
@ espn technical support i know the season is over but can you please remove this man from my team???? nemesis smh
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
just made myself cry at my office desk reading reddit posts about the pistons ama
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
what should my next housewives journey be?? 👀 i loooooved RHONY and RHOSLC, but i’m caught up to the most recent season and need a plan for what’s next
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
2025 Q1 MVP is the screenzen app — restricting my instagram access is actually one of the best things i’ve ever done?? tell 17 y/o me this she would riot
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
i have flown through the first 3 seasons of RHOSLC and i must say i am enthrallllllled by meredith marks. what IS it about her aura!!
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
might f around and plan a vegas trip for my 30th bday (in 14 months) who’s with me
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
major life update: after a 3.5 year journey, i have officially watched every episode of the real housewives of new york that has aired on television to date. huge milestone for me
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
mike sainristil u were one of my fav michigan players. and now u have betrayed us. i just talked to jared goff on the phone and he has confirmed our villain arc is locked and loaded
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
jenna lyons, you tall gorgeous enigmatic gemini, you have changed my life
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
my brain during all of my conscious moments: hey alexa, play will anybody ever love me? by sufjan stevens
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
so far the best thing about 2025 is that it’s no longer 2024
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
i’m only me when i’m checking my fantasy scores in the theater 30 minutes before countess luann’s christmas cabaret
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
i do it for my daddy and i do it for dale
tinsley mortimer and her iconic mother dale mercer
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
would love to know why my company decided to make the display name for my new email address/teams account my full ass government name, which i have never in my life gone by, despite the email address itself having the correct name??? (and would love to know why that’s making me cry lol?????)
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
i love so many things, including but not limited to: - detroit lions - detroit pistons - USWNT - NWSL (lfg red stars) - RHONY - survivor - big brother - palia - fortnite festival - books - lady gaga - chappell roan - taylor swift - video essays - celebrity gossip - unhinged middle-aged women
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
my favorite part about pistons home games is that after a loss, the dj plays ‘glad you came’ by the wanted as fans shuffle out of little caesar’s arena. it’s verging on camp and i love it
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katy 🫨 @kaysur.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
hello bluesky, or as i keep pronouncing it in my head, blueski
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