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Kaylynne

@kaylynneh.bsky.social
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My corgi is more popular than me.

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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Omg! I got a warning from Reddit because I, “threatened or encouraged violence or physical harm.” I commented on a post about the CEO of Flock and said he looked like he should be pushed into a locker and given a swirly. 🙄 THAT was my big threat of violence.
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our fridge has been making all sorts of weird noises and the whole back of it is frozen,…😬 We definitely need to get a new one but we’re taking a “cross our fingers that we can make it to Black Friday sales” stance.
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Something ironic about the fact that I, a paid media manager, am struggling to find examples of ads to share with the design team because I use like 10 different ad blockers 🙈
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tea party update: it was a success! All my gal friends enjoyed it! And all that thrifting was worth it! 😁 We played a game like herd mentality with girly prompts and we played twenty questions to guess various female historical figures.
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m taking my cat to the vet this morning. I’m supposed to give her some gabapentin but I gave her some last night and she’s already pretty floppy. I’m anxious about giving her more this morning - she puked everywhere last time 🙈 Why must my kitty be so spicy at the vet?!
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Been MIA because I’ve been trying to spend more time reading than scrolling. Mostly books on improving relationships - but I’m probably going to start reading some fiction here too. Might even post some reviews :)
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Okay, still thinking about getting an ebike. I think one of my biggest concerns is theft. I’m wanting to use my bike for errands which means most of the time, it won’t be in my line of sight. How can I be confident about it being secure while I’m away? Anyone have any thoughts? #bikes #ebikes
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Convincing my dog that I don’t have anymore treats by waving my hands like a black jack dealer does before leaving the table. ✋🤚 🤚✋ ✋🤚
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Counteroffer: $5k and one of my kidneys to make him to go away forever.
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OpenAI’s ChatGPT prompt: Tell me how to run an overrated AI firm, profitably. Take into account massive debts and inflated value. Consider risk & timeline of inevitable collapse. Output a full business plan but make it sound human, no em dashes.
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I miss playing Dance Dance Revolution. Shitty mats and all.
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Update: We attended and weren’t crashers cause one of us did, in fact, RSVP at some point. 👍
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spouse and I are getting ready to attend a wedding tomorrow and we both just realized that we can’t remember if one of us RSVP’d or not. 🙈 If we can’t get a hold of the planner or one of the parents of the bride to confirm we’re on the list - I’m not sure what we should do 🤔
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Got one of those religious pamphlets in the mail today about the rapture and if people suddenly go missing, it’s because God took them. I don’t usually care about that nonsense but when so many people are being disappeared by ICE - it feels like these religious groups really need to read the room.
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“We’re gonna call it Lake America.” Yeah! That’ll show the Canadians what’s what! 🙄 I long for the days when our president wasn’t a shitty, petty child.
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ACLU @aclu.org · 27/08/2026
It's not just Flock. Other companies like Axon and Motorola are also trying to invade our privacy with their automatic license plate readers (ALPRs).
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Beware of Other License Plate Surveillance Companies Besides Flock | ACLU
Flock deserves the heat it’s getting, but switching to another provider won’t necessarily improve anything
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ugh, responded to my boss’s message this morning in kind of a bitchy way. I hope I don’t get fired for that one. 🤦🏻‍♀️🙈
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’ve been watching so much drag race that I’m starting to think wild thoughts like - could I do a RuPaul style makeup look? And if (miraculously) so, could I actually pull it off? 🤔 (The non-delusional answer to both questions is: probably not).
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Oh Rupaul's Surprised Reaction
Alt: “Oh!” - Drag queen, Rupaul's Surprised Reaction
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Considering that the U.S. is supposed to be a superpower, our infrastructure shouldn’t be so shit!
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Augh! How do other plus size women wear mini skirts without thigh rubbing/chafing/sticking? And don’t say Chub Rub or deodorant or whatever. That shit doesn’t work, you have to reapply like every 10 minutes! 🙈
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I know there are SO many more important things in the world and in life and I shouldn’t yuck someone else’s yum… But I kinda think “barrel” pants/jeans are dumb. It’s an odd silhouette & I’m not a fan. There. I said it.
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If this hasn’t happened already, I feel like Elmer’s really should either sponsor Ru Paul’s Drag Race OR hire a drag queen for an ad campaign. Cause queens clearly spend HELLA dollars on glue sticks. Same for any brands that sell makeup remover wipes! 🤔
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So gutted to discover today that all my San marzanos (all 6 of the ones I’ve been able to coax out of my plant) have blossom end rot! One day, I’ll grow a garden where ALL my plants don’t suffer one thing or another! (The local deer haven’t exactly helped either).
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nonsense like this makes me think that maybe ättestupa should be a real thing we do in America. 🤔
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My cat just sneezed kitty snot all over me. 🙃 I recently learned that clay litter might be causing her allergies (which somehow never occurred to me 🤦🏻‍♀️) but we have a Litter Robot that really only works with clay. So the new automatic litter box gets here next Tuesday. Any recs for non-clay litter?
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My friend’s birthday party is on Saturday - we’re going to the woods/lake to hang out, float around, and do a favorite book exchange (my friends are all nerds so books always play a prominent role at parties). I’m bringing “The Parable of the Sower” by Octavia Butler.
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The planet is burning! But sure, everyone, bring your own AI assistant into the meeting and then email everyone your AI slop notes afterwards, that’s way more important. 🙄
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Oh HELL YES! I’m SO looking forward to these new shows!! www.iheartmedia.com/press/iheart...
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iHeartMedia Celebrates Fifth Anniversary of Cool Zone Media and Announces New Podcast "Natural Causes"
iHeartMedia is a leading global media and entertainment company specializing in radio, digital, mobile, social, live events and on-demand entertainment.
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thinking about the gamers brought in to be air traffic controllers. — Personally, I think it’s a great idea - have people never seen video game competitions?! Those people lock tf in!! They know how to remain alert and focused.
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’ve set a date to throw a tea party for my friends and while thrifting today, I stumbled across some lovely pink & rose cloth napkins at one store. And then found these white & rose bedsheets at another! The sheets will either be used as a photo booth backdrop or a tablecloth - haven’t decided.
Two pieces of fabric are being held up. One is a white background with small pink roses and the other is a pink cloth napkin with raised rose details.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
New: a new tool called DecryptAds unmasks the shadowy world of ad companies that track your phone's location. It is incredibly difficult to investigate this world, but DecryptAds pulls together public data in a wholly unique way to make digging through this possible www.404media.co/this-tool-un...
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This Tool Unmasks the Shadowy World of Ads that Track Your Location
It's usually very difficult to investigate the advertising industry. A new tool called DecryptAds aims to make it much easier with a massive dataset anyone can query.
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Everything I’ve read about El Niño feels a little apocalyptic. 😕
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I REALLY wish the AI bubble would pop already so we can stop all this data center building bullshit.
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My SIL invited me to go with her to a drag show at the end of the month. The last (first) one I went to, the amount of eye contact frm performers when taking tips freaked me out a little, so instead, I just quietly tipped the stage crew @ the end. I’m determined not to be weird about it this time!
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I hope those dumb-fucks accidentally zap themselves when they go to pee.
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just thinking about the last documents I need to scan and add to my Important docs thumb drive for my go-bag: my mortgage docs, which are printed on those long-ass papers that don’t fit in anything and are a PITA to scan on an 8.5x11 scanner. 😤 Who decided on THAT size of paper?!
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD!
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A vegetation fire popped up today less than a mile from my brother’s home. I knew about it before he did thanks to an alert from the Watch Duty app - it also alerted me when they put out an immediate evacuation order. I cant recommend that app more highly, it’s free on android & iphone for the US!
A screenshot from the Watch Duty app. Shows a map of the Western United States with flame icons indicating the location of every current fire.
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This person pulled out like 18 creatures! I had to SCROLL to see them all! #MagicTheGathering #MTG
A screenshot from the mobile version of Magic Arena, a Magic the Gathering game. There are a variety of cards across the playing field. The opponent’s cards span the entire width of the screen.
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Everyday I’m slightly more sure that I have some degree of brain damage (probably from COVID), but I can’t prove it. I just know that this brain is definitely not the same one that got me to 2021.
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Suspicious Fry
Alt: Suspicious Fry meme Cartoon character with orange hair, white shirt and red jacket looks off camera and narrows his eyes out of suspicion.
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Planning a trip while thinking about learning how to play the ukulele while also continuing to learn ham radio while also job hunting while dropping balls and forgetting everything because AD-fuckin-HD baby! (Seriously, the level of distraction/chaos & lack of executive function is bad y’all 🤦🏻‍♀️).
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Husband and I watched an episode of Star Trek Strange New Worlds - the one with the Martians. Every time I read an article about this or that river or lake drying up, I think about the Martian queen seeing the images of modern Mars and being horrified by what must have happened to her planet.
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’m replaying World in Conflict (last time I played it was back in college as a freshman). The amount of “these commie bastards” rhetoric is crazy. And the fact that, in the year 2026, we’re STILL using that same rhetoric to demonize people who lean left, is even crazier!
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I understand that when I tell my friends about food storage I sometimes come across as a little crazy. Especially when I get into long term stuff like wheat, powdered eggs, milk, etc. But then our entire food supply becomes a game of illness roulette!
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Alyxx the Rat 🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @alyxxtherat.com · 08/08/2026
I love how we're in an age where games, consoles, PC hardware etc. is more prohibitively expensive than ever. And yet you can grab an older PC off the second hand market, slap Linux on it and play a massive library of games that all are likely cheaper than ever.
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Listen, I used to be mildly concerned about the guys who drive around with overly aggressive, nationalistic bumper stickers on their trucks. But the fact that they haven’t done anything about the actual tyranny & corruption tells me they’re all just pathetic weirdos.
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Man, the job market is brutal! I applied for a job and got a rejection 2 minutes later. …I guess I should just be grateful I even heard back?? 🤷‍♀️ Anyway, if anyone knows of any open remote Demand Generation Manager roles - I’m looking. #JobHunting #Marketing
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’ve never personally met a high performing athlete (and where I live, I’ve had the opportunity to meet more than a few 🏅) who only wanted to be the best among cis-gendered peers.🤔 I usually just hear them say they want to be the best - period.
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Kaylynne @kaylynneh.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Yeah - DCC is WAY too popular, I was not gonna be able to get tickets for that one. But my brother convinced me to grab tickets for the Red Rising game... so now I need to read that one. Basically, I have to homework to do for a hockey game. 😝
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