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Ronni🧂Salt @ronnisalt.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

A timeline cleanser for you in a serious world They're all hilarious, but my personal fave is 'esplanade' and I will now be using it in everyday conversation .

According to a meme that’s been going around, the Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its annual neologisms contests, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words. Seeing how much you all enjoyed my post on Oxford Dictionaries’ Surprising Word of the Year 2015, I thought you’d also appreciate this!

Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs

Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you’ve gained

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach

Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk

Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent

Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown

Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp

Gargoyle (n.), gross olive-flavored mouthwash

Flatulance (n.), emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline

Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists

Pokemon (n.), a Rastafarian proctologist

Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men

Foreploy (n): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid

Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms

Skilljoy (n.): The would-be friend who’s a bit better than you at everything

Percycution (n.): Giving your child a name he will hate for the rest of his life

Coughin (n.): A small enclosure designed especially for smokers

Typochondriac (adj.): A paranoid proofreader

Ignorial (n.): A monument that nobody visits

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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

SEXUAL GLADIATORS

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The Australia Institute @australiainstitute.org.au · 05/06/2025

It's time we closed these tax loopholes and taxed our resources properly. In doing so, we could fund investment in services like our health and education systems and remake Australia as the 'lucky' country we ought to be. #auspol Add your name to the petition: theaus.in/increasePRRT

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

We are implementing a 900% tariff on all movies that utilize humans inside any penguin film, in name or subject. People excel in destroying our vibe, and it ends now. Hands off the Glacierverse!

Movies with penguins in them, with human characters circled

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Kaylie Morphew @kaylie77.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Sitting alone in the wait room of my son's gym. A woman I don't know walks in, pulls a chair over to sit right next me and then starts a zoom meeting on her phone. Awkward yet hilarious. I refuse to move, this room is quite big she could have sat anywhere else 😂

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The Australia Institute @australiainstitute.org.au · 04/03/2025

Big gas is getting more than 70% of WA's gas for free. We put these billboards up in the middle of Perth to let everyone know. Please share! #auspol

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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

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Kaylie Morphew @kaylie77.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

This is long overdue but such great news for Aussie women.

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the Juice Media @thejuicemedia.com · 06/02/2025

The Liberal Party of Australia has made an ad about its Nuclear Plan, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative! www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBqV...

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Honest Government Ad | Nuclear (Australia)

YouTube video by thejuicemedia

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Kaylie Morphew @kaylie77.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Last "Dogs Out" for the season. Disappointing final loss for our #perthheat but great season. #abl25 #abl

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The Australia Institute @australiainstitute.org.au · 11/01/2025

The Aust. Govt. gives 72% of WA’s gas to foreign-owned gas exporters for FREE. That means no royalties were paid on $111 billion worth of gas exported from WA. Tell the Government to stop giving away our resources & make gas corporations pay. ✍️ theaus.in/collect_gas_royalties #auspol

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

[at restaurant] THEM: what wine do you think pairs best with the moroccan short rib tagine ME: idk ask the some liar THEM: the some…you mean the sommelier? ME: [through a mouthful of bread] yeah some liar who lies about wine

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Kaylie Morphew @kaylie77.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Filed for the next "unknown caller"

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Kaylie Morphew @kaylie77.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

The law clearly states this must be shared whenever it appears on your feed.

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Kaylie Morphew @kaylie77.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Google translate is an absolute god send.... until it isn't ..... I just put what in my hair now 😳😳😳😳

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