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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We are on our way up, @annarborspurs.coys.social. I feel @positivespurs.coys.social's optimism, and we're doing it the way @profspur.bsky.social suggested: with possession. #coys #tottenham #thfc
Line chart titled "Tottenham's Expected Goals: Only Up From Here." Subtitle: "Six matches, 6.6 xG created — just 3 goals scored. The trend line isn't worried." White background, black and gray text. X-axis: Matchweek 1-10. Y-axis: Expected goals (xG) per match, 0-3.
 
A blue line plots Tottenham's actual per-match xG through 6 Premier League matches: 0.57 (loss at Brentford), 1.12 (loss vs Newcastle United), 1.06 (draw at Nottingham Forest), 0.69 (draw vs Everton), 1.56 (loss vs Aston Villa), 1.62 (draw at Man United). A callout notes "Last match: 1.62 xG."
 
A solid orange/rust line labeled "Projected xG" is drawn straight through the Brentford and Villa data points and extended well past Matchweek 10, ending in a large arrowhead that shoots off the top-right corner of the chart. A bold orange label reads "PROJECTED xG" with "On pace for 2.80 xG by MW10" beneath it. The only caveat anywhere on the chart is a small italic footer line reading "Model assumes current form holds" — presented completely straight, with no indication it's a joke.
 
Footer credit: "Results through Matchweek 6 (Oct 10, 2026) · Premier League, FotMob" and "TOTTENHAM GRAPHICS."Line chart titled "Tottenham's Possession Share: Total Control!" Subtitle: "Up from 59% to 64% across five matches — then Old Trafford happened." White background, black and gray text. X-axis: Matchweek 1-10. Y-axis: Possession share (%), 40-80.
 
A blue line plots Tottenham's actual possession percentage through 6 Premier League matches: 59% (loss at Brentford), 58% (loss vs Newcastle United), 59% (draw at Nottingham Forest), 62% (draw vs Everton), 64% (loss vs Aston Villa), 51% (draw at Man United). A callout notes "Last match: 51% possession."
 
A solid orange/rust line labeled "Projected possession" is drawn straight through the Brentford and Villa data points and extended well past Matchweek 10, ending in a large arrowhead that shoots off the top-right corner of the chart. A bold orange label reads "PROJECTED POSSESSION" with "On pace for 70% by MW10" beneath it. The only caveat anywhere on the chart is a small italic footer line reading "Model assumes current form holds" — presented completely straight, with no indication it's a joke.
 
Footer credit: "Results through Matchweek 6 (Oct 10, 2026) · Premier League" and "TOTTENHAM GRAPHICS."
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This skeet has a beginning, a middle, and an end. It is a complete tale with an intriguing ingenue. It sets up a high-stakes battle of expectations and leaves us wiser and better prepared for the world we live in. More skeets like this, please.
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bohm!!
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is the chili pepper wearing an apron or a loin cloth?
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@ass.golf What happens when you say Bloody Moray three times in front of a mirror?
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Diversion to Iceland is not a reasonable threat model.”
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tottenham Hotspur are doing all the right things to get where we want to be! #COYS #THFC #Tottenham #FootballGraphics
Line chart titled "Tottenham's Expected Goals: Only Up From Here." Subtitle: "Five matches, 5.0 xG created — just 2 goals scored. The trend line isn't worried." White background, black and gray text. X-axis: Matchweek 1–10. Y-axis: Expected goals (xG) per match, 0–3.
 
A blue line plots Tottenham's actual per-match xG through 5 Premier League matches: 0.57 (loss at Brentford), 1.12 (loss vs Newcastle United), 1.06 (draw at Nottingham Forest), 0.69 (draw vs Everton), 1.56 (loss vs Aston Villa, their best chance-creation match of the season). A callout notes "Last match: 1.56 xG."
 
A solid orange/rust line labeled "Projected xG" is drawn straight through the Brentford and Villa data points and extended well past Matchweek 10, ending in a large arrowhead that shoots off the top-right corner of the chart. A bold label reads "PROJECTED xG" with "On pace for 2.80 xG by MW10" beneath it. The only caveat anywhere on the chart is a small italic footer line reading "Model assumes current form holds" — presented completely straight, with no indication it's a joke.
 
Footer credit: "Results through Matchweek 5 (Sept 19, 2026) · Premier League, FotMob" and "TOTTENHAM GRAPHICS."
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Does anyone know if this is Raphael Bob-Waksberg's work?
variety.com
‘Darkwing Duck’ Reboot Ordered to Series at Disney+ With Mark Hamill, Seth Rogen in Lead Roles
The "Darkwing Duck" reboot has been ordered to series at Disney+, Variety has learned.
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We're going to score so many goals this season! #COYS
Line chart titled "Tottenham's Goals Scored: Liftoff!" Subtitle: "Zero goals in four matches, then two vs. Villa — liftoff, apparently." X-axis: Matchweek 1–10. Y-axis: Goals scored per match, 0–10. A blue line shows Spurs scored 0 goals in each of their first four matches (vs. Brentford, Newcastle, Nott'm Forest, Everton), then 2 goals in a 2–3 loss to Aston Villa. A dashed orange curve labeled "Vibes trend (not real)" rises in an S-shape from near 0, passing through the real 2-goal Villa result, toward nearly 10 goals per match by matchweek 10 — a satirical extrapolation, not a real prediction. Footer: "The dashed curve is not a forecast. It is a bit."
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good news, everyone! #THFC is showing excellent progress! I have a graph to prove it.
Line chart titled 'Tottenham's Goal Difference: Progress!' Blue line shows Spurs' actual per-match goal differential through their first 5 Premier League matches of 2026-27: Brentford (A) L 0–3 (−3 GD), Newcastle Utd (H) L 0–2 (−2 GD), Nott'm Forest (A) D 0–0 (0 GD), Everton (H) D 0–0 (0 GD), Aston Villa (H) L 2–3 (−1 GD). A dashed orange 'vibes' trend line climbs steadily from −3 to +6 by Matchweek 10 as a joke, captioned 'The dashed line is not a forecast. It is a bit.'
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Everybody poops
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They like her!
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Buffy & Angel together again!
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When are my football apps going to start calling him Savio? It’s not as important as other cases, but a person has a right to be called what they want to be called.
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not just in New York and also true for those of us that aren’t Muslim but are Muslim-ish. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/11/n...
nytimes.com
After 9/11, Islamophobia Shaped a Generation of Muslim New Yorkers (Gift Article)
The attacks unleashed a wave of hate, but the years since have seen Muslim Americans’ political and cultural influence grow.
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If you have financial worries about the US–Canada trade war, remember that you can always sell your Bored Ape NFT for some extra cash.
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
@profspur.bsky.social “Tottenham are not Brentford” is hitting differently today. 😞
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hey, @annarborspurs.coys.social, I think we’re about to pick up Vinicius Junior
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Washtenaw county health department and its nurses are pretty awesome.
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I always say that you have to meet the movie on its own terms.
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I want to be her when I grow up
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Only now did I realize I wrote “Tim”. This must be why Hollywood hasn’t called me.
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Tim Hanks and Harrison Ford are running out of time to star in a movie together. They need their version of THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE.
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Fighting words!
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
“So in conclusion, this problem can be solved, and would be solved if they listened to the appropriate scientists.”
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
You doing okay, @thelibbojack.bsky.social? apnews.com/article/davi...
apnews.com
David Hockney, iconic British artist known for his colorful landscapes and pool scenes, dies at 88
Artist David Hockney has died. He was 88. His paintings of pools shimmering in the Los Angeles sunshine became icons of 20th-century art.
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Waiting for Sunday’s results first
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Positive Spurs @positivespurs.coys.social · 22/05/2026
On Sunday what will be will be I am positive that the only result combo that will relegate Spurs won't happen, but even if the worst does happen, the club will still be the focal social point for many of us and regardless of how football is trying to eat itself. There will be fun times again #COYS
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I really wanted to do a 2x2 matrix of Arsenal winning/losing the league and spurs staying up / going down.
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
There is obviously an asterisk in bottom-center cell, in which case a West Ham 12-0 win over Leeds, would change things. #SeriousFootballAnalysis
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Viewers guide for possible outcomes. #COYS
Outcome matrix with columns labeled "Spurs Win", "Spurs Draw", and "Spurs Lose" and with rows labeled "West Ham Loses", "West Ham Draws", and "West Ham Wins". "Everything's coming up Milhous" meme is in every cell except for "Spurs Lose & West Ham Wins", which has a "Sad Milhous" meme.
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
BusinessFROG
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Do not do this! I did and now my son is a film-school graduate. I mean, NYU-Tisch and I’m super proud. But the parental worries are real!
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
If you just said “Awww,” it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The ghost of Tom Joad will haunt you.
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
@dcrainmaker.com Artemis II just asked Houston for help with GoPro Max settings getting cleared after power-cycling. You might get a call from NASA for support!
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Tottenham fans right now (again). #tottenham #thfc
media.tenor.com
a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
ALT: a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I am a developer of poob and can affirm that poob v1.5.13 fixes this vulnerability.
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I’m not a big golf fan, but I always thought putting was his weakness.
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
@positivespurs.coys.social We still control our own destiny!
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
@annarborspurs.coys.social What’s next?
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
approximately one month until @darthbluesky.bsky.social returns
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Simultaneous relegation battle and this! #COYS
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Emily Dickinson if she were alive today: A phone buzzed when I died
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
@ninatotenberg.bsky.social Did you write the headline for this? www.npr.org/2026/02/21/g...
npr.org
Trump throws a temper tantrum after tariff loss
The battle over the tariffs began on day one of the president's second term when he signed an executive order that let him impose a wide range of tariffs on virtually every U.S. trading partner.
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Twizzle me this
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
It’s important to know how to exit vi if you accidentally open a doc with it. hit Esc and then type :q!
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Kayhan @kayhang.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
While I would have granted her an extension. U Mich policy is that student athletes representing the _university_ are excused. Policy says nothing about students representing their country
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