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stanley tunechi

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never sneak up on a man who’s been in a chemical fire she/her

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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
all the iowa fans around us are making fun of all the uw fans for having left and saying “that’s big tech seattle for ya” folks you heard it here first the middle of the country hates our tech overlords
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
11 minutes of game left and the student section has left the building. pathetic
a completely empty set of bleachers
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
fair weather fans, then 🙄 great news, you have a free place to stay!! i do unfortunately gotta hand it to em, it’s very pretty even in the nose bleeds
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
on every defensive third down they just play a track of dogs barking lmao
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
all their instant replays are sponsored by starbucks. disgusting. i’d take a slice of valentinos over a PSL any damn day
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
not ‘let’s go hawks’ taking over while uw runs on the field haahahaha so embarrassing
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
a marching band 8% the size of the pride of all nebraska. i guess it makes sense because seattle’s not really a music town
A tiny marching band so small you can barely see them
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i know what you’re asking yourself and the answer is yes, im gonna live skeet this game for my eight followers (hey yall)
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
truly disgusting to behold
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
there are more iowa fans here than uw fans and iowa city is 1500 miles away like?????? bitch made fan base
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ok, i am a former husker who left the fandom due to childhood trauma, here at the iowa/washington game to support my iowa alum husband, and i am in shock. it is 30 minutes to kickoff and there is no one here. i guess midwest football is just built different but this is so embarrassing lmao
An empty stadium 30 minutes before kickoff
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
fuck these guys. put them all in prison.
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
other folks in the replies on that post said it best but the use of "strategies" makes it so clear elizabeth thinks this is all just a game or some internet fad. dismissive af
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
right? pretty gross!
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wanna be more mad? she's dming people in the estranged adult kids subreddit and violating community guidelines to do so for personal gain. incredible violation of a pretty special peer support space, one of the only such spaces many of us in the subreddit have www.reddit.com/r/EstrangedA...
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From the EstrangedAdultKids community on Reddit: To Elizabeth Bernstein of The Wall Street Journal
Explore this post and more from the EstrangedAdultKids community
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
love when our landlord comes over to supervise a repair and starts cracking jokes about what a piece of shit the house is. ma'am this is the nicest house i will ever be able to afford and also who do tf do you think is responsible for the fact that it's falling apart
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
0 lies detected. fuck the atlantic
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Conrad @conradswanson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"The city’s economic activity includes corn processing, pet-food production, and methamphetamines." Absolutely begging Legacy Media to stop sending Big City Reporters to the Midwest if they're just going to cover people there like addicts and stupid yokels
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is really good
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Jim!!!!! 🥹
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i'm so glad you've got a supportive partner, too. it is truly life changing. also. OPRAH BREAD 💀 not sure how i got out of that trip alive lmao what a time we all had. truly impossible to explain that experience to someone who wasn't there
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
100% agree and i am so sick of having to hear about them all being upset that they are dealing with the consequences of their own actions. i'm so sorry to hear that Ashley. it is so hard and painful to navigate that kind of a relationship.
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
thank you ❤️ and i agree! nobody owes a single thing to someone who abuses them, no matter if they’re family or not. these damn nyt op-eds are going to give me an aneurysm
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
actually, cutting them off after years of doing everything i could think of to get them to love me (which did not work) was exactly the right answer and it saved my life. why don’t you scold them for being abusive pieces of shit, celeste
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
you'll have way more luck using cardboard + mulch than you will using that godawful weed barrier/landscaping fabric. cardboard suppresses weed seeds, then decomposes into organic matter, which feeds the plants you actually want there. soil is alive and landscaping fabric kills it.
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
a screenshot of a text conversation where someone sent a pic of themselves in a hospital bed and then said 'i lived bitch'
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
a perfect film
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“oh, you know the dj? ohhhh, she knows the deejaaaaaayyyy”
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
current mental health status: 34 years old and listening to slayyyter's wor$t girl in america on repeat
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
💅
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
josh naylor has “where my hug at” energy (laudatory, somehow)
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
it may shock you to learn that event marketing is not the Kent Historical Museum's forte but you can find more event details on a page that includes a lot of other unrelated events here kenthistoricalmuseum.org/events
kenthistoricalmuseum.org
Greater Kent Historical Society
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
if you live around Seattle and like beer, come to this event! you can learn how to brew beer while drinking the local-est beer you can find (and it's pretty good!). come see me at the master gardener table with other people who are smarter than me and we'll answer your plant questions for free!
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Presale Hops Festival Tasting Tickets - Greater Kent Historical Society
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hearing on good authority that Police Chief Shon Barnes has just been fired. He just left the mayor's office this evening after being inside for quite a while. Barnes is currently calling around the police department to tell his captains. Still waiting on confirmation from mayor's office and SPD.
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
this is about seattle’s police chief (check out the thread) and as a taxpayer here, wow does this piss me the fuck off. defund the police. they don’t keep us safe, we do. this is unbelievable
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
you’re god damn right I kept enough receipts for four years after the fact to submit a report with exact dates and times and hoo boy did it feel good
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
okay 🙂
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i vote yes
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
rest in piss bozo
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
incredible follow up post
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today
Kelly Rowland texting “where you at? Holla at me” in a spreadsheet on a Nokia
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
just watch it by yourself?? i'll be watching baseball and yelling 'go Mariners and the rule of law'
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
thank you 🌭
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stanley tunechi @kayah.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
i know what you’re asking yourself and the answer is yes, i did have what i refer to as a “full count” (3 beers and 2 hot dogs)
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