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Kári Tulinius

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Yet another goddamn Icelandic writer.

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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 12h
oh shoot, thanks for the clarification, I'd never dream of accusing England's all-time horniest poet of wanton cruelty to amphibians, even by accident
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 12h
I guess we all learned something about George Barker's skin
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 14h
After a rather disastrous experience with the first Indiana Jones movie I decided that the people who give movies age ratings generally know what they’re doing and mostly stick to that
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 14h
in our watch-thru of the MCU my son and I got to Thor, and it’s nonsense, but it’s good nonsense, a step up from the Iron Man films one structural reason why it’s good is that it’s not an origin story, the screenwriters didn’t have to stick to a template, but could let characters drive the plot
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 15h
there are still tickets available for my october 9th event with grace, come out!
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 16h
Books-appið er ein af aðalástæðunum fyrir því að ég hef aldrei freistast til að kaupa aðra spjaldtölvu en iPad
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 16h
people seem convinced that because they gave it to a white european guy last time they’re not going to give it to a white european guy again, but the key to happiness is finding a group of people who love you like the nobel committee love white european guys
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 23h
Þegar ég vaknaði var bláhiminn fullur af tökulögum. Mig langar að vita: hver er uppáhalds íslenskunin ykkar á erlendu popplagi? Ég ætla byrja á einu gömlu, veit ekki hvort þetta er uppáhalds uppáhalds, en þetta kom fyrst upp í hugann. Eitt fyrsta lag til að vera bannað í útvarpi, sem er líka kúl.
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Vagg og velta
YouTube video by Erla Þorsteinsdóttir - Topic
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 23h
The thermos flask.
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
einmanaleikafaraldurinn er víða
Brot úr textalýsingu á leik Íslands við Eistland. Þar stendur:

76. mín
Íslenska liðinu er fyrirmunað að hitta liðsfélaga þessa stundina.
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was about to start agreeing with you until Lukas Hrádecký saved the penalty that Belarus got.
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s a good thing I don‘t believe in jinxes, because Belarus scored a goal ten seconds after the match started.
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Finland are playing Belarus tonight, and I’m not going to get many more relevant opportunities to post this article I wrote for Golden Goal earlier this year about why it is that Belarus is terrible at soccer now (hint: the main reason is in the title).
goldengoalmag.substack.com
Lukashenko and the Decline of Belarusian Soccer
The country's beautiful, ascendent soccer has since been crushed by a regime intent on silencing players and fans at all costs.
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Neibb, fluttu til Egilsstaða frá Akureyri skömmur eftir tvítugt. Börnin þeirra höfðu öll sest að á Egilsstöðum, og samkvæmt þeim þá vildu börnin hvergi annars staðar búa.
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ég var í partýi á Egilsstöðum í sumar þar sem hjón, aðflutt frá Akureyri nó less, töluðu lengi um það að Egilsstaðir væri yndislegast allra bæjarfélaga á landinu. Ástin er blind.
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Eða elskar æskustöðvarnar.
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jú, austur fyrir fjall hefur riðlað málvenjunni, en Reykvíkingar fara samt enn suður með sjó og vestur á Ísafjörð.
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ég myndi skilja hann þannig að hann væri að fara á Egilsstaði.
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
þetta, meira en allt annað, fær nemendur mína í íslensku til að missa vitið „já sko í margar aldir var landinu skipt upp í fjórðunga, og áttin sem er notuð þegar við tölum um að fara þangað er í raun nafnið á fjórðungnum, nei við erum ekki klikkuð“
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ég hef fengið þetta lag reglulega á heilann síðan 1998 og er ekki þreyttur á því ennþá
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AI removes the fiction that we’re seeing something real and just makes the image seem like a lie. People like fiction, they don’t like lies.
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Cecilia Tan @ceciliatan.com · 05/10/2026
Oboy. So, remember how I published a book with @neonhemlock.bsky.social in April called The Mystery of the Bitten Peach? I went ahead and registered the copyright. As you might imagine, the main reason I bothered to do that was *because* of the AI companies stealing copyrighted material.
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Funnily enough I was talking with my son a couple of days ago about the various Cleopatras, after he queried why the famous one was listed as “Cleopatra VII”. I’m not a big fan of royalty, and lord knows the Ptolemies were a real life “aristocrats” joke, but at least the Cleopatras were interesting.
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MetaFilter @metafilter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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A metal sign hanging off a brick wall indicating a registered motor vehicle repair shop license in the state of new york
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is Mary Moore erasure
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jane Austen Fastest 147
Jane Austen Fastest 147

Her people are right and they're wrong
Simultaneously.
That is the human condition.
She was like snooker,
I said, balls falling against each other, 
Lightly, and somehow it determines 
Who gets married. Obeying, defying 
Some other gravity. Balls rolling
Together mathematically
And there is someone who can see, 
Can predict it all. I spoke 
With the great novelist of 
Ronnie O'Sullivan, his fastest 147.
I love him, she told me simply, 
Like the underside of a lip.
He's throwing his whole mind
After the shot, we mused, but 
The rear action is even weirder.
Maybe he's a racehorse,
With a whole room of awareness
Behind him. His body. His father.
Green velvet. The past.
And men and women playing cards.
It is fun to discuss geniuses, 
What they might know and where 
It is located, their brains,
Their bodies, their aim, the world.
Us, as we read her by candlelight.
She's not like any of these women, 
I declared. Not most lovely 
To me, Charlotte. Not Lydia 
With her flash of wild pavilion, 
Or Kitty with her little cough.How far ahead is Ronnie playing?
How deep into the century
Can he set up that shot?
Balls in their genius click together,
Barely even seem to touch - 
Are we playing hearts? some idiot 
Asks, and suddenly those two 
Are married, that one is born, 
And she's watching us watching 
In the highrise across the way.
Did I get it right? she doesn't 
Ask. How far into the future 
And the past did I play?
All things right and wrong, 
In between, have just happened.
Hair on the camera,
Unicorn neck,
Poor holy Mary singing.
Throw the story into the shoe
As it's thrown over the wall.
That's the secret of narrative.
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How awful! I’m sorry for your loss, I’m glad she had a good home for 14 years.
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This book can absolutely be judged by its cover (laudatory).
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Since Bluesky ate the last photo, here’s the book again.
A photo of the book The Fur Hat by Vladimir Voinovich.
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is the photo blank for everyone or just me? It was there last I looked
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you see this, recommend a short book.
A photo of the book The Fur Hat by Vladimir Voinovich
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
to be fair, that white wall could also be a depiction of a party of people standing on the north pole
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
how glad I am to have brought this into your life
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I once saw Buddy Cole do a monologue on stage where he outed Jesus which might top even the perfection of this one, but it doesn’t seem to exist online.
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Buddy Cole Kids in the Hall Gay Bar Monologue
YouTube video by Mdol1973
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
almost forgot it’s caturday
A bowl of cat
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Amy Lawrence @amylawrence.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you would like to know more about Steve Reich and can take a moment to appreciate a musical genius of our times then Electric Counterpoint with Pat Matheny is a good place to start. www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4JV...
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Steve Reich w/ Pat Metheny - Electric Counterpoint (Fast Movement - Part 3)
YouTube video by YouKnowItTight
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another lesson I took is that so much of it was contingent. Yes, slaver empires, like the colonial powers were, will find a justification for slavery, but the shape of racism came down to happenstance and idiosyncrasies. History could always have been different but we live the world the past created
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
prejudice is as mysterious and aggravating as watching a character in a horror movie decide to go alone into the crumbling old mansion. Seeing people whose own ethical teachings and scientific knowledge should’ve led them down a better path choose idiotic evil every time is absolutely infuriating.
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Voltaire and Kant is grimly fascinating. The American title of the book, the Biography of a Dangerous Idea, is perhaps even more appropriate, because in a weird way racism becomes the main character of the book. All the famous thinkers become a supporting cast whose attraction to boneheaded
otherpress.com
Biography of a Dangerous Idea
An engaging investigation of how thirteen key Enlightenment figures shaped the concept of race, from the acclaimed author of Diderot and the Art of Thinking Freely. Over the course of the eighteenth c...
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I finished reading Andrew S. Curran’s The Race Makers today, and it was really eye opening read. I knew the basic outline of the story, that racism as we know it was essentially an elite project of Enlightenment luminaries, but seeing it take shape as it‘s fashioned by thinkers like Linnaeus, Hume,
saqibooks.com
The Race Makers – Saqi Books
In the early eighteenth century, Christianity began to lose its hold on the story of humankind. Yet ingrained xenophobia, religious intolerance and emerging biological ideas did not simply disappear. ...
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s very appropriate, given that the correct term for a single Toblerone triangle is “an alp”
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Billy Connolly - Toblerone - Live 1994
YouTube video by Billy Connolly
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Given how hardcore Finland fans talk to me about what it’s like supporting the Eagle-Owls (one likened it to having a child who’s a heroin addict, no matter how much they seem to be improving, they find new ways to let you down) it probably would be better to spare her from that
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Weirdly, if they‘d scored fewer goals, it would seem more impressive. If you score four, you’ve done well. But if it’s six or more, then the story is your opponent. For instance, the 7-1 is more a Brazilian trauma than a German triumph. Though that’s narrative logic rather than sporting logic.
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In a just world dummies would count as assists
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Speaking of lovely goals, look up Iceland‘s strike against Bulgaria
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finland won 2-1!
The back of a 7 year old’s head. Behind her can be seen a scoreboard, Finland 2, Albania 1.
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madamjujujive @madamjujujive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
55 years ago, Marvin Gaye, ahead of his time.
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Mercy Mercy Me (The Ecology)
YouTube video by Marvin Gaye - Topic
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
with my daughter at Finland vs Albania
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Kári Tulinius @kattullus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Blueberry Boat is their most beloved album, but Rehearsing My Choir is the one they went furthest out on their personal journey. They literally made it with their grandmother.
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