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katt_goddess

@kattgoddess.bsky.social
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In a past life: author, cartoonist, actor. Currently: does horrible things in the name of pop culture, usually with a cat whisker as a paintbrush. Thumb-slave to a rescue tabby/cali/Heinz 57 trash goblin and 1 ancient 'keet. Sarcasm is never optional.

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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 7h
'Where do you pick that stuff up? I've never seen you read...it's like [you] channel dead crazy people!'
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 7h
I'm too old for this & yet I sqweee'd a bit at both the plushie & the pen.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 8h
I don't think this is only Colorado. I'll need to check w/them if they are registered @ another state but there was a co-worker of mine here in ND that asked about getting a text of that nature. I told her to treat the link like herpes & only go through official ND gov sources.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 8h
He & Pootin' need to share a pot of tea.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 8h
He's desperate. The House is about to get cleaned out, the Senate needs it too. & that WH has a huge hole in the side as winter kicks in.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 8h
It was a big spider. That one print was in Winton. The next print is in Minyirr.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm not going to take any 'advice' from a self-appointed potty patroller who keeps wanting to see other people's genitals. Flush her, she's ripe.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And yet, now that you've said that, I CAN smell it.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trash goblins in their natural habitat before the advent of Chewy.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah, saying that in front of a giant pants shitting slob-goblin that had to have a military parade & a UFC fight that wrecked the WH lawn for HIS birthdays. I know what I want for my next birthday & I think everyone on the planet will be celebrating it with me if I get that wish.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lies & slander. It's Australia so that's not a dinosaur foot print. That's a spider foot print.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The ICC's response should be a very loud & public: 'We do not recognize the claims made by pedophiles & war criminals as having any merit whatsoever. If there's an adult in the room that isn't a pedophile, war criminal, combination of the two, or an apologist of any of the above, then we'll talk.'
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They are so desperate for that to be true just so they can pretend they haven't been cheerleading for all of this crap the entire time. 0% chance of the execution not being used in a 'Shitler is Awesome/Enemies of Shitler Beware' commercial on taxpayers $. Why else livestream it?
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is Artificial [capital A] intelligence [lower case i]. Shitler can French kiss the darkest part of my cat's ass after tuna mushies but kindly don't slobber.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Whoever is holding back "Weirder 2: Eclectic Boogaloo' can suck it.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Probably the first one some of them have had in a while. I look forward to your 'What Does It Smell Like Outside Today?' report on that day. I've been asking anyone that has a Shitler rally near them for one.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He only bothers with his kids if there's cameras around. He probably had to be told it was a baby just to make sure he didn't get bored with it halfway down the stairs.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So proud of all the media they are putting out for their future trial. Maybe THAT will be televised all the way to it's final conclusion.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
'7'. Okay, I almost had to go do a little old lady tinkle halfway through this so time to share! And then go read a book. Or several. It's like MAGAt repellent.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's cute that he thinks that any of his 'properties' are going to be around for much longer. Majority of Americans are in favor of confiscating all his family crap/$ & using it to pay down the massive debt he's saddled the country with.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They never cared about integrity, they gutted the agencies responsible for integrity/removed anyone in a position to monitor for foreign meddling. If they don't already have things in place to outright cheat, they'll have things ready to declare fraud for mysteriously only elections they lose.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
W/my sugar glider & birds, I've always tried to show them if one of them passes so no one panicked. W/my kitties, I couldn't b/c it was in hospitals; the 'keets would spend the next couple of days calling & flying around trying to find their kitty friend.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He wants to be in the news so much, every stupid thing he does should be pointed out ad nauseam until it's finally at the same levels of daily introspection as the 'Biden is old/unfit' crap that was playing 24/7 until he withdrew. I want loud questions about his mental fitness running on AM radio.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I nursed a sick woodpecker back to health who liked to go to town on wrought iron railings while sitting on my hand because otherwise he'd curvy-slide all the way down the railing. 😆
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey Megyn Kelly, you are what is known as a 'Useful Idiot'. No matter how much you try to cling to MAGAt 'relevance' by parroting trash bs, you will forever be known as someone who gladly acted as a distraction for a narcissistic rapist, grifter, & pedophile. See also: 'Worthless Twatwaffle'.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We had one of those saltine savers. I'm pretty sure it was confiscated & filled w/dirt to make mud castles in the petunias.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#1 was a leg drapper/knee-nooker. #2 needed to be within touching range but no touching until she turned 13, then tummy-tucker. #3 would get up an hour before alarm, climb under the covers & go back to sleep w/paws wrapped around my neck. Current kitty sleeps w/her butt against my back.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Counterpoint. Nothing is louder than a parakeet that wants free flight time when you are bedridden w/the flu.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His real excuse should have been that the very slight ramp needed for both of them to get onstage would break after Bubble the Gut sharted his way over it. Far more believable than 'busy elsewhere'.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mar-a-Lardo is closer. His human binky should remind him of that.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
GameStop is run by dicks, pointblank. The stores are required to rip you off so the actual owners don't have to work ever. You could bring them the rarest mint condition item & they'll offer $3 for it while planning to sell it for thousands.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He plans on dropping a nuke on something & letting the entire world burn b/c he's sliding past 'king' delusions & heading into 'pharaoh needs servants in the afterlife' delusions.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every time the news DOESN'T run video of him falling asleep mid-sentence, lead off w/the latest high prices/murder count/list of people 'disappeared' while on their way to work/school, that's 'positive' news for him as far as I'm concerned. If he's going to cry foul anyway, start real reporting.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dude, don't wreck it for us!
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Nobel Prize can't be transferred to another. So, much like that 'World's Greatest Dad' mug someone found @ a thrift store for him, it's shelf litter and nothing more.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who wants Shitler's personal number?...
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh look, another 'honor' being happily defiled for a pedophile. The only honor everyone is cheering for right now is him getting a Darwin Award.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He must not have gotten the memo that kids are supposed to be off the menu until after the midterms or people will continue to ask about that Epstein PedoFiles.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dare I demand a Weird Al tax? 😳 That sounds like an awesome item!
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You've never met Vikings fans, have you? 😆
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are more pedophiles & sexual offenders in government positions than there are transgendered in sports, Riley. Maybe take that 5th place participation ribbon of yours & cram it.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now I want a pumpkin to carve! The only problem is would I get arrested for leaving it on someone else's property? 😅 [I don't have a balcony to kitten-safe such a thing]
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Welcome to North Dakota. Where the dems seem to have a wall of 'Whelp, I Tried' photos of candidates that ran for a day & then went back to eating chips in a basement somewhere until election day.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@hammerfornd.bsky.social A two month old re-post of something w/an 8mo old pin does not constitute an active attempt to get out the vote for you. You are running against someone who actively defends a pedophile & brags about gutting social supports. This fight should be yours, act like it.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*gently starts to shake a salad You might want to pick your squatter a few squatters away unless you enjoy the works of Jackson Pollock.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Back in my day, the only time a bra strap showed was if it was meant to show [ it was the 80's after all ]. & a dude's fly down was immediately greeted by a chorus of derisive 'XYZ!/THE COWS ARE GETTING OUT!' until the miscreant zipped.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He erred on the side of respectful caution. Enough said.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My mom actually said that about having me. Jokes on her since I know how to count and I wasn't born for a whole year + 3 days after the marriage.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It seems too much like an emotional support binky for a supposed adult. An iced coffee doesn't show you have the ability to multitask, it shows you need something to fidget with & slurp at while attempting a favorable first impression. Treat yourself to one after. Focus on the interview first.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Party foul! Missed a spot. 😆
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