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katt_goddess

@kattgoddess.bsky.social
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In a past life: author, cartoonist, actor. Currently: does horrible things in the name of pop culture, usually with a cat whisker as a paintbrush. Thumb-slave to a rescue tabby/cali/Heinz 57 trash goblin and 1 ancient 'keet. Sarcasm is never optional.

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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The amount of lust I have for this right now is almost on par w/my tri-yearly 'grab the 2-wheel dolly, I'm heading to the Used Bookstore' book lust. It's not meant to be for me but here's a chance for others to, if not go for that maroon & marigold ring, at least get the thrill of seeing this.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you are in these select areas, you know what is expected of you. 10 page essay after. Double-spaced acceptable.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I guess it's Batman day! Which I totally forgot about. So here's something old that hasn't seen the light of day since probably 2014.
Banner made for the [adult swim] message boards, Robot Chicken folder back in 2014 for an episode that featured Bruce Wayne & Selina Kyle sitting in yet another cafe waiting for Alfred to show up & see them. It says 'Cafe Steamer' with a black cat looking from behind a coffee cup with the Batman logo on it. Done on MSPaint because why not. :P
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A little joy-by-the-numbers in case there's anyone out there that likes to poop on your Con adventures as pointless.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To the Flaming Jackass on a Delta flight from Atlanta to the Cities on Tuesday who immediately spent a large portion of time horking & coughing phlegm everywhere b/c a mask was too much to ask, I hope you too now know what it's like to sneeze & vomit @ the same time. Only the best for you, buddy.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
RT if you've bever had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. If I want a chat w/a robot, I'll yell into the fan. Much more entertaining.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A timeline cleanser. Much needed in a time of chaos.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This almost makes his 'I'm totally not losing it!' rants almost worth listening to. All you need is someone willing to crybaby-emo the crap out of them which...they already are. I'm calling this one 'I'm the Real 9/11 Hero! [Pedophile Lament #90,000]'
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'mma just going drop this right here & get out of the way. Protip - when in doubt, read the ALT. 😉
Ad/announcement for a very limited release of 10 original Rick & Morty Slut Dragon soaps happening Saturday, Sept 5th @ Dragon*Con in Atlanta, Georgia. Rather than do a verbatim of it, the summary is I have 10 Slut Dragon soaps that will be given away one day only to Rick & Morty cosplayers. I didn't specifically say it in the mini-ad but if you are a 'professional cosplayer' please recuse yourself if approached. Not saying you aren't worth a Slut, just trying to make the day slightly brighter for someone[s] who don't necessarily have all the time in the world to hone that custom costume but were still able to bring the fun. 

And yes, I'm the one who actually came up with and manufactured them so these are as real as they can get and were part of the giant mess I made in my kitchen back in 2020 [a clump of which were subsequently sold on 'As Seen On [Adult Swim]' - the proceeds of which went to a local food bank].
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Okay Precious Babies, prepare your anuses. Here's a sample of some of what's coming up this Labor Day weekend!
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
New exciting announcement to happen tomorrow! At some point. If I don't forget. Or get too busy doing other things b/c my brain is a goldfish cracker right now. BRB, need coffees.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The tree of one's life is made up of a multitude of leaves. Each leaf someone that meant something, even if brief or indirect, to that person as they were growing up. New leaves may sprout but they can never replace any that drop. Why does this week feel so much like fall?
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And now a moment of class...
Classical painting featuring an older bearded man in velvet cloak and hat sitting in front of a table with a propped up book and a drape of parchment holding a short quill. An ink well sits between the two and he's stopped in mid sentence. The caption reads: 'I have suffered another indignity today as betwixt my bum cheeks, there seemed to be a quad sided feces caught mid evacuation'. 

AKA 'I shit a brick.'
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Swag Update: ALL ITEMS ARE DETAILED! Fina-frickin-ly. Now to attempt to pack everything in such a way that the TSA doesn't think it's an explosive device & doesn't actually explode everywhere like my laundry hamper when they inevitably do check the 'mystery bricks' in the carry-on.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I have Addams family tastes on a Munster's budget.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Swag Update- 10 sealed & drying, 15 more drying to be sealed tomorrow! 25 left to detail. Then it's a pure 50 to assemble & bag. I'll take my small victories. 😜
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Swag Update: down to the last 45 individual items! Which will then still need to be assembled & bagged. Packing officially begins Saturday! Hand is still severly sprained.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Swag update: I did not make my self-set Aug. 1st deadline. 😅 Sort of knew that. But I 'only' have 130 small items left & have started the final touches on 100 other items - those 100 have taken the most time & I've lost skin & maybe badly sprained/broke a thumb doing them. Can't wait for release!
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This is who runs this account
Daria [from MTV's animated show of the same name] in her usual brown shit and grey jacket looking tired. She is standing in her bedroom which notoriously had padded walls instead of wallpaper because the previous residents had a schizophrenic family member.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is the type of thing I'd put in a guest room to DISCOURAGE people from ever staying for long. I wonder how long it takes for that to turn into a whirling cauldron of mold & pestilence?
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Swag Update: ALL 300 items in the first set of things are officially done! 150/300 done-done on 2nd set. Supplies finally all showed up for 3rd & 4th item sets today.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Timeline cleanser activate! I will absolutely vouchsafe that this is indeed the writing process in action. So pure. So focused. So succinct.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Swag Update: Stage 1A: 230/300 Stage 2A: 400/600 Stage 1B: 50/100 Stage 2B: 0/50 Stage 1C: 50/50! Stage 2C: 0/50 My fingers hurt.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Disclosure, I can't donate @ this time [I do things locally here] but I can forward this onwards. Sick babies need the most cuddles.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Swag Update: I ran out of glass beads & won't get any more until next week @ the earliest; the wires & gems haven't even shipped yet; & I'm finally on the last 100 base items which leaves only 400 to be detailed & sealed. Deadline is Aug. 1st.
The 'I'm Fine' dog meme. Caption reads 'It's fine. I'm fine. Everything is fine' while a fire rages all around a dog in a hat sitting at a table with a cup.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Gonzoroo is back, Precious Babies! IYKYK & if not, find out. Except for you, Spedo Lincoln. You can just stay @ the Pulse or something.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Doing up some bad math, I estimate that in order to do the numbers of things I want to do for Dragon*Con, I need to -complete- 15 items a day or a titch over 100 every week. Sleep is for the weak.
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Mother Hubbard @oldmotherhubbard.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Robert Raymond @robertr369.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Timeline cleanser activated! I feel so old getting this reference & yet I don't care. 😜 I think that's my jacket & the wig is causing PTSD...
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Amplifying this to other circles. If anyone thinks all creatives/voice actors make bank, this is the reality for far too many. Consider or at least forward on.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I realize that everything is on fire & no one has a ton of anything to spare so this isn't a mandate or anything. Just a friendly reminder that school supply drives are already starting up. So if you can afford to drop something off @ a drop site near you, please consider it.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Passing this one forward because Spooky is good people. 😊
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
QRP with how you draw women
Absolutely ancient doodle I did in MSPaint way back in the days of the Fan Collective on the old [adult swim] message board. I think I was dared to draw something that would get past Legal but only by the skin of it's teeth.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I don't know what it is but I'll brain-drag for months on things & then suddenly have 101 ideas for Con swag in a week complete w/mental schematic for how to do each one. Hey brain, you couldn't have done this back in February?
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I wore that 'Boom! Yummy!' band until the Boom! Yummy! died. But the single layout I got @ Dragon*Con lives forever on my wall in a frame so cheap only a Venture could love it. Try your luck while there's still time!
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I can never manage these things. But for those of you in it for the thrill of the kill, may the odds be forever in your favor!
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Forwarding this on to anyone in my orbit that might not be in the original orbit of this. Deadline is the second you see this.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Timeline Cleanser Activated! I kinda want to make little coin purses out of each of these little dancing morons.
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Chandra Free @spookychan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Looking for work in the comics/illustration industry. NOT looking to draw/write comics, but be on the other end. Would love to talent search, art direct, manage projects, etc. I’m a jack of all trade with a 20+ years in comics, illustration, +more linkedin.com/in/chandrafree Chandrafree@gmail.com
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A request to organizations/political groups/etc.: Need a signature? Make that clear. Need a letter? Make that clear. Don't make your 'sign the petition' link go to a letter writing page. If I don't have the time, you lost my signature & that's on your poor wording & linking choices.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Timeline cleanser activated! Now I'm hungry. If you don't have Little Big in your bloodstream, definitely hunt their videos down on youtube when you are feeling slappy.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Nothing says 'living the dream' like sipping non-alcoholic rose from a plastic cup featuring a tiki kitty while hunting for covered litter boxes online b/c the kitten's butt is a portal to hell.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Timeline Cleanser activated! Whistle along, boys & girls! I KNOW you know the dang lyrics, you fool no one.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Timeline Cleanser! The day is almost over [unless you night shift], so at least for a little bit, you can forget about the day & forget about tomorrow & just have tonight. Preferably w/fluffy blankets, puffy pillows, & a kitten that's finally worn herself out.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Find one near you or be like the little old dude near me that sets up on a street corner w/his sign. Note, you do not have to sign up in advance online to attend these things. You can just show up. I say this b/c I've heard people ask about having to register themselves online.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
You laugh you lose!
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Timeline cleanser! Who doesn't need a little Pikachu getting down & getting funky w/his bad bad self? I hate how this syncs up way too well. Can't look away. It's like the rodent version of Hypnotoad or something.
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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The importance of reading & researching what you are voting for is once again being tested. Doubt that this will only happen in Virginia. Be aware.
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