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Kat 👩‍🌾

@kats-garden.nz
1.3K followers 903 following 7.8K posts

Tiny farmer in Te Hiku (Far North), Aotearoa/New Zealand. I grow stuff, I write about it. She/her. Pākeha. Toitū Te Tiriti. Your cat's favourite catnip dealer 😻 www.kats-garden.nz | www.katsnip.nz

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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 21h
And now they have all the plasma they're willing to take from me.
The plasma machine showing 647ml of plasma taken.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 22h
First plasma donation. Let's go!
Selfie sitting in a donor chair with a cuff on my arm.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 17/10/2026
Just got served an ad which I think is for Temu dentistry? Peak 2026, right here.
Blue gloved fingers attaching a dental plate in a Temu ad.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 16/10/2026
Today's win was finding a pink bum bag for managing cash at my first market for $5, and a stupidly cute unicorn pillow case I have no real use for for $2 at the Morronsville SPCA op shop. Also, my brilliant BFF thrifted me a leather jacket?! Good day.
A pink bum bag on a white pillow case featuring unicorns.The reverse of the pillowcase, which says "you are magic".
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 13/10/2026
Bulbs are cool. I pick up whatever I see on markdown and bung it in. Over years it has developed into a neat collection which I lift and spread every 2-3 years. I don't even know what this one is but it bloomed for ages.
A single puple blue flower emerges from the soil.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 10/10/2026
Thank you to everyone who contributed, but especially @beckydubs.bsky.social and @parrykylie.bsky.social. I'm loving how these turned out!
Nine flattened paper carry bags with stickers saying things like "may cause excessive feline joy", "open in case of grumpy cat", "your cat will fight you for this bag", "your cat's gonna love this" "do not trust your cat around this bag", "your cat know what's inside of this bag", "this will make the cat happy", "contains cat bribes" and "do not leave in reach of the cat".
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 09/10/2026
The previous Labour Govt dropped a bunch of speed limits. The NACT Govt reversed the changes, did two rounds of consultation, and ended up reinstating the original Labour govt changes. Great use of resources. Glad we're not wasting time or money on idealogical farts. #nzpol
Text from an email, reads: "Kia ora
New lower speed limits will in place in the following locations in Northland.

SH1 Moerewa to Kawakawa - 80km/h  from 12/10/2026
SH10 Kaingaroa north - 80km/h from 14/10/2026
SH10 Kaingaroa south - 80km/h  from 15/10/2026
SH12 Opononi north - 60km/h from 13/10/2026"
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 08/10/2026
I could build these kits all the same, but it's much more fun to make them each slightly different. 15 new Kat's Nip Fluffy Ball catnip toy needle felting kits, ready to go.
Seven open boxes containing wool in bright colours in a semi circle on a bed. A cat sleeps in the background.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 07/10/2026
Patu is helping with brainstorming.
A cat sits on a sheet of paper covered in ideas while a blue pen sticks out between his paws.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 07/10/2026
When I send out an online catnip order, the mailer has a warning sticker. Thinking about one for my pile of market carry bags using these round Kraft stickers I already have. Anyone got any good ideas for the text? I feel like this might be a chance to be clever, and you lot are awfully clever.
A sheet of round blank Kraft-brown stickers, a pile of paper carrybags, and a white sticker showing the Kat's Garden logo and the text "CAUTION! CATS MAY ATTACK THIS PARCEL".
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 04/10/2026
I just wrote this sentence and it does not mean what you think it means. But I do kinda wish the peanut industry used a different set of terminology. This set keeps making me snigger.
Text, reads: "The idea is to keep your soil soft, moist, and receptive to pegging."
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 01/10/2026
Hahaha, I think most-of-us-proof. Kind of the point. I found this floating at the bottom of my bag this morning though. They did account for it 😆
Flyer from New World describing how to open rhe knife packaging.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 30/09/2026
Well. I guess good thing that's what I've always done then? Cute little tool. Accurate and entirely unsurprising for me.
1st Greens 2nd Te Pati Māori, 3rd Labour
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 27/09/2026
*looks* point taken. My inner child is now begging for this 😂
A red and black tartan mini dress with ruffled skirt.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 26/09/2026
I'm gonna keep, repair, and collect the full set. But I think I'm gonna sell the spares.
The spares: A pile of mostly plates and a soup bowl.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 26/09/2026
Other people's downsizing has landed me this 6 place, 6 piece Branksome China set which belonged to my Nana. A couple of pieces need repair. And I wouldn't mind finding 3 more cups in the pixie brown. I need to figure out how to get the tea/coffee stains out.
A 6 place, 6 piece setting mint green and light brown dining set, plus some serveware, teacups, and jugs, bowls.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 25/09/2026
Spotted an Australian Painted Lady butterfly yesterday. First time I've ever run into one. Nature is cool.
A black and orange butterfly with its wings spread flutters on the driveway.Wings slightly closed on the driveway.Another photo of the Australian Painted Lady on the driveway.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 21/09/2026
Before and after. Now my back hurts 😅
A pile of crap covered in dead kikuyu grass.The same patch, cleared of grass and crap with lack plastic laid down. Chickens inspect the scene.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 17/09/2026
Started Kat's Nip in 2018, and eight years later, I just applied to my first market. Feel free to reply to this post with pics of your cat getting high so if the organisers check out my bsky, they see how much your cats love Kat's Nip. I'll go first. This is Patu. Cannot resist a Fluffy Ball.
A tabby cat on a black blanket playing with a blue ball, with a yellow and red ball beside him.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 15/09/2026
In my Nana's photo album, I found this one of the Stone Store and Mission House. To work off the pastries, we went for a wee walk to recreate it while the Mission House wrap was on.
Old photo of Stone Store and Mission House, with St James Church in background2026 photo of same scene.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 15/09/2026
The plan behind today was to find gifts as I went. And one of the gifts I found at the flower show was this bird bath! Love it!
A bird bath made from recycled plates, bowls, and a vase.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 15/09/2026
Delightful morning exploring a new Cafe, a pop up second hand bookstore/antique shop, and the Kerikeri Garden Club's flower show.
Richard tucking into French toastTable of fresh fruitTable of fresh vegetables A room of people and flowers
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 14/09/2026
The traditional first birthday breakfast of (low sugar) cheesecake has been eaten. We may have started early last night. The plan for Second Breakfast is French pastries, followed by a wee walk to calm my blood sugar response 😅
Half a pale orange cheesecake in the fridge.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 14/09/2026
About 15 years ago I was given the one on the left for my birthday, and today I received the one on the right for my birthday. These are the best cookbooks in the world.
The Flavour Thesaurus by Nikki Segnit on the left and The Flavour Thesaurus More Flavours by the same author on the right.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 11/09/2026
Bait and switch 😒
Flyer given in store with purchase "win $500 in gift cards" for customer feedback with a QR code.Website link from QR code. "Help us serve you better and be into WIN a $250 Gift Voucher".
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 04/09/2026
Who uses Instagram, doesn't already follow me there, and wants to be my 700th follower? www.instagram.com/kats_garden/
Instagram profile for @kats_garden who is a gardener living on 15ha of paradise in Te Hiku (Far North), Aotearoa. She has 699 followers.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 03/09/2026
Less about the tea and biscuits, more about finding the small ways I can make the world a little better as an individual. I do hope they have some nice biscuits though.
A selfie in the chair, needle in.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 02/09/2026
Thank you to the previous version of me who picked up clearance spring bulbs at every opportunity. That pays off.
A vase of spring flowers inclusing yellow freesias in front of a bowl full of feathers, below an original painting by Devon Smith.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 26/08/2026
This splash used the entire sample pot of Resene 'Southern Cross'. Worth it.
Charcoal curtain, key hooks, shelves containing books, binoculars, towels, and a stuffed lemur. And a beige wall.Same scene but a big yellow circle sits around the window. Hooks have been added, and they hold head torches.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 25/08/2026
Before and after. I think I'm going to leave this project here for now and think about the next splashes for a little bit. Happy with this project so far. That made things way more fun.
A messy fridge top and a toaster oven on beige walls. A cleaner fridge top and toaster oven. The walls have had some blelue triangles in the corner above the fridge and a bright green arch behind the toaster oven.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 25/08/2026
Second one masked. It's going to be Resene 'Lima (Top Secret)'.
Vertical green masking tape extends up from a shelf. The top design will be round so it's pencilled but I don't know how to mask that so wish me luck!
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 24/08/2026
That's one done.
Corner above a fridge with two blue triangles painted in a bright blue.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 24/08/2026
First coat on. You'll next see it after the tape comes off, but here's a peek at the colour.
A hand wearing a gold signet ring on the pinky. Blue paint splotches are on my skin.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 24/08/2026
This corner getting Resene 'Seeker'. Will get this spot finished, move the fridge back, then do the other one if I have time.
A corner marked off with green painter's tape
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 24/08/2026
I want this, which is the inner cover of Good Things by Samin Nosrat. I purchased Resene Scrumptious.
Very pink.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 24/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last picture of the sky from your camera roll.
A finger covers half the frame, with a cherry pole on a weird angle in front of a bright blue sky with scattered clouds. A horizon peaks over my blurry finger. Yes, this was an accident, but also I'm not cheating.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 10/08/2026
Oh, let me count the nos: 1. calling me "dear". The website literally contains my name. 2. guest posts. No quality control. Window for AI slop to seep in. 3. crypto. Ew. 4. quick turn around. I have a schedule bro. Four nos is a lot of nos for a short email.
Email text, reads: "Hi dear
I want post on your website for guest post https://kats-garden.nz/

please give me general post ,crypto post and crypto home page post  and do follow, indexed link price
I want a post on this website 24 to 36 hours
Thank you"
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 06/08/2026
It is so weird to watch a video catch the viral wave on just one platform lol. Especially when it's the platform you personally enjoy least.
Screenshot from Facebook admin panel showing my video has nearly 90k views, 1500 interactions, and over 1000 follows.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 05/08/2026
Want to grow kūmara this summer? You can get your crop started now from a supermarket kūmara. This video unexpectedly getting some extra love on the book of faces, so figured I'd share it here too.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 30/07/2026
Well.
Top Energy outages map showing power outages from Waipapa to Mangonui.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 09/07/2026
"Purple" 😂 Better than expected tbh
Selfie in sunlight wearing sunglasses. My hair is more a dark purple-y chestnut? Not actual purple.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 09/07/2026
Here's the during. The after may be a tomorrow thing. I don't have a hair dryer. Also looking at this photo, wondering if I need purple eyebrows. Maybe a decision for the morning though
Me with purple dye on my head.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 02/07/2026
I was at the supermarket today, and a woman stopped me to ask if I knew the price tags had cameras. When I looked, sure enough. On every tag in the store. How much have we over-paid for groceries so entire stores can be filled with thousands of these?
A price tag at Woolworths showing Dove deodorant on sale... and watching me through a camera at the top of the screen.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 28/06/2026
Dragged my bum outside and spent an hour weeding a garden bed. Was rewarded for my effort with some bonus potatoes. 🌱
Garden bed in semi-shade with a sliver of sunlight, full of weeds.Same bed, different angle, sun is out and the weeds are gone. Only trimmed catnip at each end and some chamomile I'll transplant. Cats are hanging around, attracted by the chopped catnip.The bottom of a bucket with a modest haul of mixed potatoes.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 24/06/2026
NZ bird people, this is a kāhu, right?
A bird of prey landed and captured on our trip cam.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 15/06/2026
Straight in. Whether it works or not is a different story. But most of them we bashed in with a warratah rammer doohickey.
Richard using a fence post rammer doohickey to bash in a poplar pole.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 13/06/2026
Cute, right? Except she is utterly smothered in cow shit 💩 #nzpets
A dog that looks like a teddy bear, sitting in a paddock, positively bathed snout to tail in cow poop.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 12/06/2026
Roxy needs us all to know. She's far enough in her recovery that we might just let her "get" this one. She hasn't been hunting since her accident. #possum #nzpets
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 05/06/2026
Pretty good, all said. She's back to leaping about like a buffoon and it doesn't give me as much anxiety now when she does haha. Got some nice running photos a couple days ago.
Two dogs running in a paddock.
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Kat 👩‍🌾 @kats-garden.nz · 04/06/2026
For the last 6 months my camera roll includes a series of photos of me in changing rooms, trying on increasingly-smaller clothes, utterly surprised that they fit. This weight loss is a side effect, rather than my goal, and it's very strange.
Mirror selfie of me looking a bit befuddled at wearing a t-shirt labelled "size 12".
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