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Katie Sisneros, PhD

@katiesisneros.bsky.social
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Perhap you have met me twixt sleep and wake in the penumbra of uncertainty you call unconsciousness. 📍MPLS, probs on the couch katiesisneros.wordpress.com

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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 17h
Tim and I are having a debate: is it only fair that you should only leave a rating for a movie (on websites that aggregate such reviews) if you have seen the whole movie?
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thought for a sec that second quote said “cannot keep real pants alive” and I thought “yes, you already said they have flat butts.”
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And also married to Colin Meloy! (I’m like Beetlejuice except I appear whenever there’s a decemberists convo happening on social)
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I let 3 polka dot plants go bonkers in the ground this spring/summer. I’m going to dig up the roots and pot indoors, but there will be SO many cuttings. Are polka dot plant cuttings a thing people want? Should I just toss them? Apparently they grow roots quite easily!
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thursday is to Friday as Lutheranism is to Catholicism.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look forward to the next skeet in 6 to 10 months or so!
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Online Tim™️ is soooooo back
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Damn nobody warned me about the absolute punch in the face that is Harlan Ellison’s Deathbird. He’s emotionally dense across the board and wringing my brain out like a wet washcloth, but Deathbird, woof. I think I was meant to read it at this precise-ish moment.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you don’t holler “SKIN MAN!!” every time you see Mitch Pileggi’s name in the opening credits, are you EVEN watching The X-Files?
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
KATIES UNITE!!!
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh no, I love The Prisoner! I love TNG! Shit, I have to listen!
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ah, so that’s what Noah Kahan sounds like, huh. Hmm.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Man, I want to be a tv comedy show writer so bad.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*~*~MENTION!!!*~*~
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Matthew Rhys looks like he’s about to ambulate to the top of a large knoll where he’ll pen a four-part narrative poem about a young, melancholic man disillusioned with the youth spent he in reckless abandon and revery.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m so deeply invested in our binge watch of The X-Files that I actually screamed out loud when the title sequence was different at the start of season 8.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have my tickets!! I am so excited!! I can’t believe it’s happening!! I will definitely cry a little!!
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My mother in Nebraska is how I learned this was happening even tho that’s like blocks from home.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thank you, I agree, I blame both god and trumpian republicans, which I think is both stupid and actually kind of appropriate.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Kuzco Llama Says Bring It On
ALT: Kuzco Llama Says Bring It On
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Kicking dirt pouting sighing loudly cuz it’s September 1 but also 88 degrees so I can’t wear any of my oversized black spooky themed crewneck sweaters outside
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yeah! Man, that one was heavy. I hope you enjoy it!
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oooh thank you!
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I read What Moves the Dead but no further in the series, I should continue exploring!
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thank you!
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
OH SHIT spooky reading season starts in like THREE DAYS and I haven’t planned any of my horror reading! Help! I love gothic, Victorian, weird, cosmic, and folk.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I posted this two-fer yesterday. Something like feeling ashamed and guilty about how little I want to go to the fair?
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Say what you will about Al Yankovic, but I’ve been seeing this man’s live shows since 1999 and I’ve never *not* seen the same bassist, guitarist, drummer, and keyboardist supporting him. Al’s band loves him. I love him. (Thank you, Bermuda, Steve, Kimo, and Rubén!)
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fuck yeah!
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In high school I wore novelty tees and buttons to celebrate the weird shit I loved. In my 40s I’ve matured so I wear crewneck sweaters and enamel pins to celebrate the weird shit I love.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve seen Fox Mulder stick his fingers in an unknown sticky substance I’d have…oh…probably about 153 bucks.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Profane Altars, based on the excellent cover art alone, screams Clark Ashton Smith and I’m so excited for my copy to arrive!
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If my actual voice is loud enough to drown out the voice in my head, it actually kinda works!
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Cannot believe it took me until today to learn that @weirdpunkbooks.bsky.social is a thing. What a perfect find for me!
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Yah that was my main reason for doing it, and secondarily so all this stuff I have to accept I’ll never wear again stops staring at me :)
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Loudly screaming an “IT’S FINE YOU’RE FINE” pep talk at myself as I finally start getting rid of bags of clothes that’ll never fit again.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Here’s a sentence I never thought I’d have the cultural knowledge to say: the third installment in The Mummy franchise was kind of ok up until the Yetis arrived.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If I may
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A perfect tv show.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
No think just get
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
People are like “I wouldn’t get a tattoo of a person what if they did something shitty and got canceled” and I pull out my Weird Al tattoo as the singular exception to that rule.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
s1e9 of Adventure Time, Magic Man turns Finn into a giant foot and he’s still wearing his shorts on the middle two toes. Blows my mind this show only managed to get better and better.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My dream was to work with orangutans. instead this is my daily corporate job food pyramid.
A shittily drawn food pyramid representing my day to day in a corporate job. Tippy top is “doing actual work.” “Second down is “people need shit from me”  next is “rescheduling meetings at the last minute” and the bottom biggest row is “meetings” and “people still need shit from me”
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
And don’t even get me started on Mick.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Christine?! Cmon. An angel deigning to grace us.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
JOHN, Grandpa GooGoo who’ll mow your lawn if you tell him how much he reminds you of Phil Collin’s.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Lindsey, a curly haired pixie with an ulterior motive and a dark secret.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Stevie, witch wonder who may be trying to woo you or eat you, hard to say.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Every member of Fleetwood Mac during the recording of the 1997 live concert The Dance is absolutely at the top of their sexiness game.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*breath*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! #MST3K #Rifftrax
Screenshot of a purchase confirmation of two tickets to the theatrical release of the upcoming new Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie, which I am very excited about.
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