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Katie Sisneros, PhD

@katiesisneros.bsky.social
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 7h
I let 3 polka dot plants go bonkers in the ground this spring/summer. I’m going to dig up the roots and pot indoors, but there will be SO many cuttings. Are polka dot plant cuttings a thing people want? Should I just toss them? Apparently they grow roots quite easily!
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Online Tim™️ is soooooo back
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Damn nobody warned me about the absolute punch in the face that is Harlan Ellison’s Deathbird. He’s emotionally dense across the board and wringing my brain out like a wet washcloth, but Deathbird, woof. I think I was meant to read it at this precise-ish moment.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you don’t holler “SKIN MAN!!” every time you see Mitch Pileggi’s name in the opening credits, are you EVEN watching The X-Files?
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ah, so that’s what Noah Kahan sounds like, huh. Hmm.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Man, I want to be a tv comedy show writer so bad.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Matthew Rhys looks like he’s about to ambulate to the top of a large knoll where he’ll pen a four-part narrative poem about a young, melancholic man disillusioned with the youth spent he in reckless abandon and revery.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m so deeply invested in our binge watch of The X-Files that I actually screamed out loud when the title sequence was different at the start of season 8.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Kicking dirt pouting sighing loudly cuz it’s September 1 but also 88 degrees so I can’t wear any of my oversized black spooky themed crewneck sweaters outside
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
OH SHIT spooky reading season starts in like THREE DAYS and I haven’t planned any of my horror reading! Help! I love gothic, Victorian, weird, cosmic, and folk.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Say what you will about Al Yankovic, but I’ve been seeing this man’s live shows since 1999 and I’ve never *not* seen the same bassist, guitarist, drummer, and keyboardist supporting him. Al’s band loves him. I love him. (Thank you, Bermuda, Steve, Kimo, and Rubén!)
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In high school I wore novelty tees and buttons to celebrate the weird shit I loved. In my 40s I’ve matured so I wear crewneck sweaters and enamel pins to celebrate the weird shit I love.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve seen Fox Mulder stick his fingers in an unknown sticky substance I’d have…oh…probably about 153 bucks.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Cannot believe it took me until today to learn that @weirdpunkbooks.bsky.social is a thing. What a perfect find for me!
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Loudly screaming an “IT’S FINE YOU’RE FINE” pep talk at myself as I finally start getting rid of bags of clothes that’ll never fit again.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Here’s a sentence I never thought I’d have the cultural knowledge to say: the third installment in The Mummy franchise was kind of ok up until the Yetis arrived.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
s1e9 of Adventure Time, Magic Man turns Finn into a giant foot and he’s still wearing his shorts on the middle two toes. Blows my mind this show only managed to get better and better.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My dream was to work with orangutans. instead this is my daily corporate job food pyramid.
A shittily drawn food pyramid representing my day to day in a corporate job. Tippy top is “doing actual work.” “Second down is “people need shit from me”  next is “rescheduling meetings at the last minute” and the bottom biggest row is “meetings” and “people still need shit from me”
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Every member of Fleetwood Mac during the recording of the 1997 live concert The Dance is absolutely at the top of their sexiness game.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*breath*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! #MST3K #Rifftrax
Screenshot of a purchase confirmation of two tickets to the theatrical release of the upcoming new Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie, which I am very excited about.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ok I’ve now seen about 96 episodes of The X-Files and I can confidently say Special Agent Fox Mulder is…I mean, my god.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Snuck the France-Spain game onto the largest screen I could find at the office.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hear me out: a “The Office” style mockumentary remake of The X-Files but AD Skinner is Kash Patel.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Loudly mumbling “ugh, it’s a real Battle of Stamford Bridge!” at this sports bar until someone hollers “1066!” and we can both nod slowly at each other.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Any recos on a spot in the twin cities that will be showing the Norway England game but *won’t* be nuts to butts? I live walking distance from Brit’s and The Local but, like…hard pass.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
RIP Bonnie Tyler, thank you for inspiring my essay about what it’s like to karaoke Total Eclipse of the Heart.
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What It’s Actually Like to Karaoke Bonnie Tyler’s "Total Eclipse of the Heart" - The Tangential
Every one of us, at some point, comes to the conclusion that it is a good idea to karaoke Bonnie Tyler’s seminal hit “Total Eclipse of the Heart.” Every one of us is, objectively, wrong. Unless you ha...
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Just watched X-Files s3e20 and this Mulder shriek will be burned into my brain for eternity. Darin Morgan is my new favorite person.
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Mulder's Girly Scream
YouTube video by love letter workshop
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The only thing I trust less than myself is “New York Times bestselling author”
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We’re halfway through s3 of The X-Files and I don’t think I’ve ever loved anyone as much as I love Mulder and Scully equally.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Decided to pop back into the LiartownUSA archives and MAN do I miss the wheezing-filled magic of scrolling this content for the first time. liartownusa.com/archive/
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Archive - LiarTownUSA
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Saw the Polymarket ad feat. Rick Rubin that’s been airing during World Cup games yesterday and it was the most depressing, horrifying, late-stage, inhuman thing I’ve ever seen! So that’s fun!
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
X-files s1e23, Mulder makes a Beakman’s World reference. That’s all.
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Monica Potts @monicapotts.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I do think the continual desecration of our public monuments and the use of our public spaces for private gain, (not to mention the lingering trauma of the assault on our democracy Jan 6 2021,) is a serious public harm that has to be reckoned with.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Put on the UFC fight. Unrelated question: is it bad if I start barfing and do not stop barfing until my body turns inside out with the force of my barfing?
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Had an anxiety dream last night (no joke) where I was desperately trying to call Michael C. Hall because we were going to be late to the airport but I couldn’t do it quickly because 1) you can’t type in dreams and 2) he was in my phone as Michael Tiny Baby Man.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Ok I’m about 760 pages in now and DESPERATE to talk to someone about this book. It has taken my breath away.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My celebrity boyfriend Hamish Linklater was great in Widow’s Bay and I look forward to the next miniseries where he, for the third time, plays a fucked up dead guy on a New England island.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
My 40th bday un-baptism ceremony at the Satanic Temple in Salem was extremely fucking rad and dope and now I think God might be mad at me.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
@jakerudh.bsky.social Jake! You’re on for Transmission at VFW tonight right?! 8pm?! Coming back finally to celebrate my 40th!
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I’m about 200 pages into Tom’s Crossing, over 1,000 to go, and I can definitely tell this book is going to emotionally destroy me.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I got drunk at the Girl Talk show at First Ave in 2012, got invited on stage to dance, then took a Nice Ride bike home which is a very “living in Minneapolis when you’re 26” story.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
SOULTAKER. Damnit, ok, it’s a long list.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
(I’m rewatching The Final Sacrifice for the billionth time) the magic of MST3K is when the jokes come so fast and consistent you can’t catch your breath for laughing so hard. The ten or so minutes after Troy and Rowsdower meet is magic.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
SHIT I forgot I Accuse My Parents, ok it’s a top 9 list.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I don’t have a top favorite episode of MST3K but I do have a list of eight all-time faves and they are: Pumaman The Final Sacrifice Pod People Squirm Hobgoblins Werewolf Space Mutiny Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Thank you that is all.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
We should all be terrified of how laser focused health care companies are on AI SEO and showing up first when someone in need of help asks care-related questions of an LLM. They treat as a new way to pay their way to the top of the search query what a lot of people treat as actual knowledge.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Well Thoughts and Prayers is the most fucked up and depressing documentary I’ve ever seen.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Tim got Peacock so we could watch the game and apparently the lil’ bet-on-the-game ad pops up and if you don’t tell it to NOT expand, it takes up 1/3 of your screen until you exit or, presumably, open the betting app? We need a stronger word than enshittification.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Oh shit I think this is the explainer I needed for my reluctance to start new shows.
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Katie Sisneros, PhD @katiesisneros.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I just met virtually with the minister who will be performing my un-baptism ceremony at the Satanic Temple in Salem on my 40th birthday and everything about that sentence is the coolest thing I’ve ever said.
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