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Katie Meade

@katiemeade22.bsky.social
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Happy Eurovision Eve! I hope you remember to leave out picky bits and prosecco for Graham Norton.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Every time I use Vaseline to moisture my hands, I'm forced to think of Curly from Of Mice And Men. 0/10. Do not recommend.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Dolphins are so majestic.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Not to boast or anything, but last night I used a cardboard box I'd been keeping "just in case" for 2 years.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
The finest fizzy beef wine was consumed.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I'm pretty sure I turn 33 on Wednesday. I'm not entirely convinced, though.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Eyyy oh!
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I mix up Robert Mugabe and Rupert Murdoch all the time. Now we've got Margot Robbie in the mix? Also, Australian? Very suspicious.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Forget asking them if they'd still love you if you were a worm. Ask them if they would turn into a worm to be with you.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I can't stop singing Welwyn Garden City to the tune of Once in Royal David's City. Please send help.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
After pass the parcel, he'll hit on the mums.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
OMG. Sooo embarrassing, I forgot to wish this little lad a very happy 10th birthday!
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Sarah Ebner @sarahjebner.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
A round of applause for the great Matt Pritchett #elginmarbles
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Oh, it's okay Doug Judy and Boyle are here
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Hot Frosty. Oh no.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Those who eat apples in public are either the most wholesome or sinister people you will ever meet.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
It's that time of year again for terrible Christmas films. I wonder which one about a business person going back to their small town and falling in love with the local craft/baker/tree wrangler I should watch?
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I'm watching an old Top Of The Pops (because my 30s are thrilling), and it has only just clicked that Tina Turner's Private Dancer is not, in fact, about dance lessons.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
TOP TIP: If you watch old nature documentaries, it still feels like there's hope.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Fashion really does come back around, ay?
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Wow, Black Friday gets earlier every year.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I don't think I've ever got an Avanti train without having to sit on the floor.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Big fan of Binky.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
You can't buy class, but you can buy Stella at £2 a can at Euston Station.
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ameade90.bsky.social @ameade90.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Going away for a few days and wondering if I trust to leave the questionable oranges in the fruit bowl. What if they set the house on fire?
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 22/11/2024
Gonna get a tattoo that reads NORMAL one letter per buttcheek
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Michael Legge @michaellegge.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Please repost (retweet) stuff on here. Once that stopped on Twitter, we comedians didn’t feel the platform was working for us. I know it’s a wank thing to ask to publicise us, but we need it and we publicise loads of other things. Isn’t reposting a comedian better than reposting outrage? I hope so.
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
New range of Captain Tom merchandise just dropped
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Put this on a canvas and sell it in B&M. Inspirational.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Post you from a different era. The Manchester Wheel, I'm going to guess about 16 years ago? I don't know why I look so much like a worried Sonya from Eastenders or why my sister is asleep.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I've spent the last week watching old episodes of Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe and listening to early seasons of The Unbelievable Truth. Lord knows why I want to pretend it's 2006, but there we are.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Sorry if I'm just too edgy for you.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
If you're a duck, there's no such thing as an echo chamber.
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SANTA CLAUS @santaclausalaska.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
20th of November: TRANSGENDER DAY OF REMEMBRANCE. Every three days a transgendered person is murdered somewhere in the world. 34% of trans people attempt suicide. 64% of young trans people are bullied. A day to remember those who have died as a result of transphobia. LOVE OURSELVES AND ONE ANOTHER.
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"20th of November. Transgender Day of Remembrance. Every three days a transgendered person is murdered somewhere in the world. A day to remember those who have died as a result of transphobia."
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Oh, just get in the sea.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Pfft, when's International Women's Day then?
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a mirror, deeply regretting cutting my own hair.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Johnny Marr! Johnny Marr! JOHNNY MARR! But, say it like that one scene in Temple Of Doom.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I'm doing my best to fill my feed with only the coolest stuff. So don't be a big old fanny.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Wait, is everyone here now?
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I have lived here for 7 years, and tonight, for the first time, I had trick or treaters! Honestly, I'm so happy
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
Saw white dog poop today and now I don't know what year it is.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
My favourite charity shop find today is this vintage little ring holder for £2.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
I feel like I overslept, and now the world is being run by a pygmy hippo.
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Katie Meade @katiemeade22.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Only recently found out that Rescue Remedy works so well because it's just booze. I used to dump like half a bottle in my tea at work.
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