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thepinkpill

@katiecharm.bsky.social
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Trans human. Queer menace. Purveyor of fine memes and meme accessories.

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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
The Faceboomer-ification of Reddit has arrived. It’s always been getting worse for 17 years now (been on there since 2008), but lately we’ve entered a new era: -blatantly unfunny ‘i hate my wife’ and ‘women bad’ memes everywhere, and low-brow lgbt hate content ‘ironically’ upvoted to the top
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
“so he doesn’t ever think about me” •angel: “no, i told you.” “not even a little bit” •angel: “ma’am there is an entire paradise afterlife to get to, will you PLEASE” “i know but this is my chance to ask questions before i move on” •angel: “no it isn’t, this is your official judgement” “so does he?”
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Don’t just pencil whip your entry into the Brazilian Jujitsu tournament. Take the extra time to verify the second ‘J’ is there in the event title
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
The 3 deathly hallows of Barnes & Noble are • child absolutely losing their SHIT and the parents do not care • guy that’s obviously waay too sick to be there, and he’s gonna stand by YOU • homeless dude taking a full on fucking shower in the bathroom How many can you collect in a single visit?
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Does anyone else have literal safety briefings with themselves before they make drunk food in the kitchen…? “Okay, number one thing we can’t fuck up? All. Burners. Must. Be. Turned. Off.” “We’ll be handling sharp knives. They *must* be respected..” (every word forged in past self’s drunk mistakes….
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
If there is a god then why is there a nose hair in my nose tickling *another* part of my nose and I can’t figure out which one it is no loving creator would ever do this
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Person who I haven’t seen in seven years: *posts pic* “this was me seven years ago…” Me: yeah, that’s you, so what
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Every thing I know about Sydney Sweeney has been against my will
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
2034 be like: Meta rolls out new ads using your friends AI generated faces to sell you products; have they gone too far?
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Hear me out - Zelda: Breath of the Wild / Tears of the Kingdom, except fast travel costs ten real-world pushups
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
In 2nd grade the teacher asked, “if a square has four sides, how many sides does a cube have?”, and i was like “…six” and some popular kid went “you idiot of course it doesn’t have six sides; how could a square have six sides” and everyone laughed at me. The rest of my life has felt a lot like that.
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Asking someone else what asset you should buy or sell, or asking what price you should buy or sell at, is an incredibly rude thing to do. You’re asking me to assume to direct financial responsibility for your money, when you don’t even want responsibility for it.
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Barnes and Noble - a place for parents to bring their children to let them cry at full volume while doing nothing about it.
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
In an emergency you can use your hefty trophy wife to bludgeon home invaders
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
When the new track you’re sampling hits you with a gothic choir intro and you can tell a beat is about to drop soon 👌🏻
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Love those little moments in the gym, like when you go to wipe the sweat off your brow, and miss and wipe your FUCKING EYEBALL WITH A TOWEL OUCH
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
if you know, you know
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
When you (a white person) hear some cool new slang you recently learned from a rap song that came out five years ago 🧐🧐🧐
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Starbucks food is so good if you take it home and heat it for an extra 5 minutes at 300 degrees in your own oven. Why don’t they cook the shit
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
“Who taught you that *that* is what love looks like?”
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Local man, who recently quit social media, has no one to brag to about how great it feels to quit social media.
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
My villain origin story is the teacher asked the kid next to me why he won’t be quiet, and he goes “cause Katie has a mole & it’s got hair growing out of it and she needs to shave it” and I was like WTF. And teacher was like “you need to mind your own business. And Katie you need to shave that mole”
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
stop trying to brick my perfectly good phone you fuck muffins
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
*my dry skin ass standing in the shower* *skin is screaming back at me that im just making it worse* HOW IS THIS MAKING IT WORSE.
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Kinda gross, but one of the best feelings in life is when you starting getting a serious Class-A super pimple swelling below the surface of your face, and you take a sharp needle, gently poke the right pore, and it drains out and the pimple goes away.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Romeo died from clout poisoning, actually
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Love and kindness are not the default states of humanity. Those flourishes happen in the cracks of our real nature - tribalism, war, and genocide. Pampered housecats, protected by mighty militaries, like to pretend they’re above it all - but just look at the literal entire history of our species.
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
“Juliet Capulet” Is a clunky fucking thing to name your daughter, first of all.
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Dentists be like - oh the only good, pain-free side of your mouth you have left to chew on? Yeah it’s got five cavities and needs fillings right now. Now you have no good sides to chew on, cold drinks hurt you on an existential level, and your mouth doesn’t close right. That’ll be $2000 plz
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Imagine if Geico could be like - nah, you don’t really need a new bumper.
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
My dog has Starbucks preferences.
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Peace Pangolin @peace-pangolin.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I have blocked /hundreds/ of these "only 2 genders" accounts, every single one I can find, and I refresh it every few hours. It scratches a similar itch to achieving inbox zero. bsky.app/profile/did:...
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Heard the best idea - use the Apple Card as debt consolidation. Apple lets you finance any Apple product for 0% interest over 24 months. Then you take the iPad or iPhone or whatever and sell it on eBay for nearly the full retail price (it’s new after all). Use that to pay off high interest cc debt.
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
The fact that me and the hottest women I know both have the same anxiety about our appearance is laughably stupid.
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
when you get so bored you start flipping through the B-list friend’s stories
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
“i’m over here limping around on my left knee. couldn’t walk on it for like a day, but i think it’s getting better now.” my wife: omg what happened. me: nothing happened, what do you mean. #just40sthings
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
me: it’s 10:20 and I have to check out at 11. This is a natural time for me to get up and start packing the room up. also me: *we should stare at the ceiling and wait until 10:45 and then run around in a panic*
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
Please tell Lord Poseidon not to blow me any more kisses for my birthday kthx
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
I hate when you grab McDonalds at a gas station on a roadtrip and you’re bracing for it to be terrible, but that shit is GOOOOD, and you’re like - damn alright, is McDonalds good now? So when you get home you go to McDonalds on a whim and that shit is TERRIBLE because of COURSE it is.
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
“So I want everyone to have a magic tattoo on their neck that says ‘Blowjobs given’ and a number beside it that starts at 0 but can go up. The catch is - your tattoo isn’t linked to you; it’s linked to a random other human and you don’t know who.” Genie: “…well now i’m not giving you any wishes.”
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
No one ever formally teaches you that the front shirt pocket is for hotel keys, but by about 26 you have that figured out for yourself
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Also I just spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to remember if there was one ‘t’ or two in the word petticure and getting angry that autocorrect had no idea what the fuck i was talking about
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
The problem with booking a pedicure is there is just no way I can show up to the appointment with my toenails looking this bad, so now I’m here giving myself a pre-pedicure ahead of time - like a fucking idiot
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
By age 42, if your mouth was divided up into six even slices, only one of those is trustworthy enough to bite down into a hard piece of food.
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
If you’re over 35 there’s a way to give yourself an immediate heart attack: eat a pasta with a tomato-based sauce, then have a couple of pieces of dark chocolate for dessert, and wash it all down with a Coke Zero. And I don’t know why I accidentally keep doing this to myself.
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Mini cans of coke are not enough. I need micro cans. I need a 4 oz can that I can take two sips from and then forget about on my coffee table and not feel bad about later.
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
Has someone ever used a filter so extreme you almost unfollowed them over it. Out loud to my phone: “you don’t look like that you fucking idiot”
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
To this day I think my greatest moment was when my wife and I walked up to the cashier’s cage in Vegas, big winners, and I was like “ma’am, will you please cash in these fancy chips in for me? You can hand the money to this attractive escort I’ve hired for the evening.” The cashier gave me a 🤨 as
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thepinkpill @katiecharm.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Shout out to the hot girls who go to burning man and document the fuck out of burning man on their stories so i don’t have to go to burning man 🫡
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