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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 13/10/2026
how mexico's going
image of article "135 basic spanish words for beginners: essential vocabulary" with text message under it "doing some light reading" followed by "y'all mind if a gringa habla poco espanol?"
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 12/10/2026
stick figure pointing at self and smiling
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 12/10/2026
oh here we go again @livfreeorcry.gay
liv reposting my "women see me and think 'i should torture her'" post
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 11/10/2026
jerma looking confused holding a piece of paper that he is reading
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 09/10/2026
tom cruise really saw birdman and thought "i wanna do that"
📽️ screenshot of my letterboxd review for digger (2026)
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 09/10/2026
now watching a movie that i have heard wildly conflicting opinions about soooo who knows!!!
📽️ theatrical poster for digger (2026)
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 08/10/2026
happy international lesbian day. thinking about two of the greats
discord screenshot

person 1: i need a girl to kiss
person 2: do you think that just because you're lesbian it makes that sentence any less pathetictumblr posts:
person 1: can you trigger tag 'lesbians' please 
person 2: no but i can hit you with my car
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 08/10/2026
wow. she really wasn't kidding. never have i been more skewered with ease.
signal conversation:

cynthia: emo is like womanhood. its an infinite possibility space. and yet no matter how far people take it you still look at it and you see that intangible quality and go "yeah that's a woman/emo"

me: LOL. okay that tracks. this makes sense.

cynthia: truly everything can be explained to you by going "okay so imagine a woman"
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 07/10/2026
alex i'm going to give you a suggestion:
the meme of idris elba looking baller as hell captioned "learn to sit back and observe. not everything needs a reaction"
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 07/10/2026
Do tell more
a diagram of a man leaning forward in his chair, now alert
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 07/10/2026
it is happening again twin peaks meme
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
unfortunately the median voter is a lead-poisoned mouth-breathing self-centered moron. Ah well.
When Wayne Berner, 72, moved to the Bay Area in 1994, he was stunned to find that the region has 27 different transit agencies. He grew up in the South Side of Chicago and frequently used the three transit agencies to easily get around. But the Discovery Bay resident, who is retired, has found public transit much less convenient in the Bay Area.

Over the years, Berner has used transit to get to baseball games at the Oakland Coliseum, but beyond that, he hasn’t found it very practical. He once tried to take BART to the San Francisco International Airport, but the trains don’t start running until around 5 a.m., making an early flight next to impossible. When he lived in San Ramon, he tried to find a good route for his children to take to school in Concord, but the roughly 20-mile trip would take an hour, maybe longer if they needed to transfer.

Berner will be voting “no” on the Regional Transit Measure in November. He feels that BART especially hasn’t done enough to “control costs.”

“I look at it like, why do you throw more money at a dysfunctional transportation system?” he said. “If the 27 agencies actually sat down and said, ‘OK, we need to really do something,’ I think you get rid of them, you know, unify all those authorities under one or two umbrellas and call it a day. But there’s so much repetition in administrative and leadership costs.”Spohn feels similarly to Berner. He’s lived in a home he owns in the unincorporated Santa Clara County community of San Martin for nearly 40 years. Located south of Morgan Hill and north of Gilroy, the area has limited access to transit. Caltrain doesn’t run service to its two southernmost stations on the weekend, and the Santa Clara Valley Transportation Authority only operates buses in South County.

Spohn, who is retired, said that because of the high cost of living in the Bay Area, he will never vote in favor of another tax or bond measure.

“You’d have to really convince me why I should have to pay a lot more money for something I don’t use,” he said.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
it is very cool (read: very not cool) that "What if the entire regional economy immediately exploded?" is a ballot measure in the bay area because we are in the 'touching the hot stove' era of american history. if you live in the bay area you should vote for the regional transit measure.
The ballot initiative would raise the sales tax rate by 0.5 percentage points in San Mateo, Santa Clara, Contra Costa and Alameda counties and by 1 percentage point in San Francisco, and is expected to generate roughly $980 million annually for the next 14 years to sustain bus, train, metro and ferry lines.

Many of the region’s transit agencies have already proposed contingency plans if the measure fails. BART said it would likely have to end service at 9 p.m. instead of at midnight, reduce train frequencies to 30 minutes and move from five-line to three-line service outside of peak commute hours. Caltrain has proposed eliminating weekend services, closing more than a third of stations and ending operations around 9 p.m. instead of 1 a.m. AC Transit is looking at reducing service by 16%, while Muni said it could eliminate up to 20 routes, cut service by at least 30% and end regular evening service.

The fiscal cliff facing transit agencies was triggered by the decline in ridership due to the pandemic and hit agencies heavily dependent on fare revenues, like BART, the hardest.SPUR, a nonprofit policy think tank sponsoring the measure, released a report last month that found that if the measure and San Francisco’s Proposition H fail, traffic delays on the Bay Bridge could increase by 33 minutes heading west in the morning and 43 minutes heading east in the evening. Caldecott Tunnel traffic could see delays of an additional 20 minutes in the morning and 27 minutes during the evening commute. Congestion could also worsen along Interstate 580, Interstate 680 and U.S. 101, the report found.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
literally me rn
smug patrick bateman
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
a picture of plants with a speech bubble to the quoted post
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
two bluesky posts posts minutes apart:

stel: the american dog woman dream is a big cozy crate
juni: crate night is a great night
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 04/10/2026

DISCLOSURES

The author declares an attraction towards women and acknowledges a potential conflict of interest for the existence of more beautiful trans women in the world.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/10/2026
truly a Choice of a film to watch late night while in a difficult emotional headspace but if anything that added to the experience.
📽️ screenshot of my letterboxd review for primetime (2026)
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/10/2026
now watching a movie that has been described to be as "excruciating (positive)"
📽️ theatrical poster for primetime (2026)
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
i don't think i'll have time to dig into it atm but it's on my mind so i might as well post it now. anyway i am hoping for one of these:
jared on twitter:

me: hey does anyone have any readings on medieval north African trade networks

17 follower alcoholic who works at a bakery: [link to 157 page pdf] yeah I think this is pretty enlightening
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
how i feel seeing everyone change to halloween spooky display names and profile pictures:
signalis adler looking absolutely fucked up beyond belief saying "I wear no mask." this is a reference to the fact that his face is absolutely fucked up beyond belief.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 30/09/2026
i agree and i support you
juni's post, cropped to only read: it should be illegal to make a dog work
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
absolutely fucking incredible news for public health in canada that a safer supply organization successfully fought the constitutionality of drug possession trafficking laws for not providing any legal way to operate. selfless life-saving work that is actually being identified and respected as such.
But in her judgment on their constitutional challenge on Tuesday, Murray concluded that a non-medicalized safer supply program is urgently needed to save lives.

And with no legal source of drugs available for such a program, and no legal "safety valves" in the CDSA that would support setting one up, she found such a program "is legally and practically incapable of being exempted."

She said part of the CDSA "unjustifiably infringes" on two parts of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms, and deprives DULF members the "right to life and security of the person."

She gave Parliament six months to find a way to allow for a "pathway to non-medicalized safer supply."
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
there's a reason someone made this edit
cartoon woman pretending to feint but she actually has a mischievous grin on her face (and it's edited to me my profile picture)
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
it's honestly very simple i don't see what the confusion is
signal conversion

fern: oh so you're a kat now i see
fern: as opposed to a cat, which is a whole different thing
fern: obviously
me: yeah that's not new
me: smh
me: obviously
me: it's in the name!!
fern: so how is that different from like
fern: being a cat
me: because i'm kat
fern: lol
fern: okay katie
me: it makes perfect sense
me: if i was a cat i'd be saying purrfect sense
me: but i'm kat so i don't do that
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
i'm being slandered and attacked and libeled
signal conversation

fern: "catgirls who are too proud to engage with the fact that they're very obviously cats" support group
me: i'm katgirl
me: very different
fern: yeah bestie whole different thing for suuuure
me: things i like doing:
- annoying everyone around me
- being the center of attention
- obstinance
- smugness
- dumb puns
me: would a cat do that?
me: no, a kat would though
fern:
-cat trait
-cat trait
-cat trait
-cat trait
-cats can't talk but if they could, cat trait
me: impossible to know this
me: this is fake news
fern: have you ever seen the pokemon cartoon
me: as a child
fern: because you're just meowth
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 28/09/2026
neglected to post a now-watching post and then forgot to review it until now. whoopsies.
📽️ screenshot of my letterboxd review for send help (2026)
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 24/09/2026
We're at an impasse
two immediate replies to this post: one contesting that filet mignon is overrated, and the other contesting the lobster is overrated
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 23/09/2026
and the pinned post too. what a choice find.
jessie's pinned post: “Hell is empty and all the devils are here”.

~ Shakespeare
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 23/09/2026
i think my favorite thing about the internet is that you witness so many interesting specimen. look at this one. everything about this profile and this post. i am fascinated by what jessie's interior life is like. i want to take so many notes.
jessie blue's profile which has a dumb smug cartoon pfp, an eleanor roosevelt header quote "no one can make you feel inferior without your consent", a "joined november 2024" label, and the following bio:
Shameless abuser of…ellipses. 

Gen X 🎵 
Nature 🌲 
Dog lover 🐾
History nerd 👣
Professional Snark 😎
Racism is for cowards 🚽
Separation of Church/State🇺🇸

EAT LOCAL - SPEND LOCAL 🏠 

🚫 I block smut/porn accounts, solicitation, misogynists & bots.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 23/09/2026
how it feels being mid 20s and not desperately seeking a surrogate maternal figure
that one meme furry image of a wolf crying while shadows of his parents over him are fighting which is ironic contextually about maternal figures
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 22/09/2026
i would fuck the dog
rockwell standing up painting meme
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 22/09/2026
17 liters of cold brew coffee
17 liters of cold brew coffee
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 21/09/2026
basically you two rn to us:
enrichment room: two stressed looking simple drawn figures labeled "me" and "friend" each holding a smaller doll labeled "character they like" "character i like" with a small heart between them
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026
i have had multiple "oh you haven't heard about cumming in the fluffer?" conversations in the past few weeks which is not great for myself or for others
the xkcd average familiarity comic of two people talking, edited to read: "ai doomsday religions are second nature to us very online folk, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows about the harry potter sex cult and one or two aella cognitohazards" "and sankeys, of course" "of course" captioned below "even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026
hey what the hell
signal new message notification
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 15/09/2026
fuck the haters we ball
"my body is a machine that turns x into y" meme of a skeleton doing a squat, read: my body is a machine that turns hours worked into flights to see women
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 14/09/2026
everyone in a mood this morning cc @miss-fern.bsky.social
miss fern bluesky post: kissing women
radio bee bluesky post: all my friends are extremely hot and kissable
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 14/09/2026
powerade
three blue powerades
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 13/09/2026
i guess i can clear this draft now
bluesky draft from 4 months ago: i've "got that dog in me"? no no no, you must've misread, i said I'M in that DOG!
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 12/09/2026
haha nice
an amtrak sign that says: September 11, 2026 4:20 PM
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 11/09/2026
ty ikea. more green irl
ikea dytag green curtains
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 11/09/2026
signal screenshot of rapper future texting meme with text under it: ⁨⁩ ⁨this kirksmas got me thinking about how i didn't leave my neck open too. i was too scared of getting shot to be vulnerable with you⁩
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 11/09/2026
hi kiwi
the chainsaw man meme of the guy whose name i am forgetting edited so aloud he says "this is disgusting. never cook again" but is holding up a notebook that says "keep cooking"
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 11/09/2026
have y'all seen this one before
the meme image of a smug looking frat bro holding up a finger with text superimposed on his tank top which reads: Satire requires a clarity of purpose and target lest it be mistaken for and contribute to that which it intends to criticize
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 10/09/2026
vaccines fully hitting, body entirely sore from exercise, brain melting from this heatwave, and all i can think of this is screenshot:
discord screenshot

person 1: i need a girl to kiss
person 2: do you think that just because you're lesbian it makes that sentence any less pathetic
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 09/09/2026
tapping the sign
katie tightpussy on bluesky: being a trans woman is crazy. "yeah all my opps are billionaire pedophile rapists"
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 09/09/2026
when i purposely spreads misinformation over the internet 🤭
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 08/09/2026
6.9 Where can I get DIY vials?

What are you, a cop? I’m not telling you that
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 07/09/2026
got reminded of this post and went to search it up only to realize it actually was two posts and i appear to have had an overflow error on my ability to generate new posts. the grand irony that i described the concept before myself becoming the concept. life imitates art 😔
me searching "from:me yellow paint" which has two posts, one from 2025 and one from a month ago:

1. [gamer who gets really mad at a climbing gym that there isn't any yellow paint anywhere]

2. the climbing gym is so confusing as a gamer. i get that all the routes are color coded but where is the yellow paint???
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