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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I think a single Avatar movie is longer than the entire two season run of Fleabag.

Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

My weekend plan is to get high as fuck and watch all 3 avatar movies. My goal is to think I’m actually ON Pandora. What should I have for snacks? What are good munchies that will also make me think I’m on an alien planet? Gummy worms?

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

“I don’t feel that high!” I say to myself as I carry every dessert in the house back to the couch with me.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Apocalypse Now, Hearts of Darkness, and Tropic Thunder are, accidentally, the perfect trilogy. It’s the same story 3 times.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I got a lash lift and tint today for the first time, and it looks great, but now I have the absurd experience of having to smell my own eyes and it’s NOT a good smell.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Every baby bisexual furry watching Disney’s Robin Hood as a kid: “I sure hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me…”

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Me: Did I break my elbow?? Why does my elbow hurt so much!! Also me: You have a bruise. It hurts because you keep putting weight directly on it. Me (sitting with my entire upper body leaning in my sore elbow.) Nah, that ain’t it.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

“Spend enough at the dispensary and you get a free Nothing Bundt Cake Bundtlet” is positively genius cross-promotional marketing. This is the best cake I’ve ever had, and I’m not just saying that because I’m super stoned right now.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Me: “treat ingrown toenail at home” Google: soak with epsom salt! Apply antibiotic ointment! Do NOT perform bathroom surgery. Me, looking at my severed toe on the bathroom floor: …well that ship has sailed.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I figured out what I hated about Wicked. You know how in old Disney movies, there would be the songs in the movie, and then over the end credits, there would be like, the power ballad version of one of the songs, sung by somebody famous?

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 19/03/2026

Here's something I wrote in December about how immigration judges aren't real judges--a problem that (like many other problems) the Trump administration is making worse ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

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Trump Has Never Been Clearer About What an Immigration Judge’s Real Job Is

The president doesn’t want immigration judges who handle cases by the book. He wants immigration judges who will rubber-stamp his mass deportations agenda.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I like rewatching the Hunger Games every few years because it gets less and less far fetched.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

When trembling on the toilet at 5am after overindulging on Taco Bell the evening before, as a fully grown-ass adult in your 40s, be sure to whisper, “I deserve this” into the darkness.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

First of all, Harry Chapin, rude. He’s NOT “just like you.” His kids have the flu and he’s choosing to stay home to take care of them. He’s choosing to be the father he never had. And you’re pouting that he won’t abandon his own kids the way you abandoned him? I see you’ve learned nothing.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Just FYI, the Y2K disaster didn’t happen because of a massive, global, cooperative effort at enormous cost. They did such a good job preventing it that people now believe it was no big deal. It was a big deal. They saved the world. They just didn’t market that salvation properly.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

My favorite thing about the X Files so far is that you have people with extraordinary abilities, but they’re just some guy. Man gets decapitated and regenerates a whole new head…that has the same male pattern baldness as his old head?? He can grow a whole new head, but not the hair on it??

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

#StrangerThings hairstylist: “I have a great idea for season 4! BANGS! Every 👏 body 👏 gets 👏 bangs! (Except Hopper.)

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

In season 4 of #StrangerThings, the ratio of shirts to people is like 2.5 to one, but Steve gets 0, so everyone else has to wear 4.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

“I was asleep before the chimney trembled, and the room was red and white with Christmas.” - Dylan Thomas, A Child’s Christmas in Wales

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

If you haven’t yet, it’s time to start The Muppet’s Christmas Carol.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Some holiday cocktails I invented: The Limey Bastard: - 2 ½ oz gin - 1 oz lime juice - 12 oz Shirley Temple 7up - muddled mint - serve on rocks The Christmas Miracle: - highball glass, rocks - 1 oz bourbon (or preferred whiskey) - 1 oz fireball - fill the rest of the glass with apple cider Enjoy!

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I deeply appreciate that they animated Tenzin to look exactly fucking like J.K. Simmons.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I’m watching Big Red and it’s honestly so impressive that Chris Evans made such a good Captain America. Without the steroids he’s just a nerdy weirdo. I’m here for it for sure, but, dude’s got *range.*

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

This is your annual reminder to stock up on Shirley Temple 7Up.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

I’ve discovered the secret to a truly great turkey is to make it taste as little like turkey as possible.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

If you’ve never watched Babette’s Feast on Thanksgiving, you should.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

I watched all of ER for the 1st time recently & just started X Files. I’m completely obsessed w/ everyone’s normal-ass, human looking hair, teeth, & skin. We’ve got frizz, greys, nicotine stains, wonky teeth, wrinkles, acne scars. It’s magnificent! Instagramification of Hollywood is a travesty.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Well, unsurprisingly, #Sinners holds up like gangbusters to a second viewing. If it’s back in a theater near you this weekend, it is—and I cannot stress this enough—WORTH seeing in a theater.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

The manicurist saw yesterday was on the newer side, so I was able to sweet talk her into doing an almond shape that my nails were honestly much too short for. At the time, we laughed at all the blood, but today I know I could never stand up to torture. I would cave immediately.

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Liz, et cetera @lizdances.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Ohhhhh shit this explains so much

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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Due to some roadwork work, and my partner starting up the school year this week, I am stuck today with the unfortunate and insurmountable task of…feeding myself. So far I’ve had 3 mini bags of chips and half a leftover bag of sugar snap peas. Nailing it.

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

As a guy who got a cancer that was probably caused by a virus, I think we should have /more/ vaccines.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Has anyone written a dissertation on why Charles Xavier didn’t turn into Kilgrave? I would read that paper.

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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 30/08/2025

If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Florida is literally what happens when the HOA takes over state government.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Can someone please explain Kal’a baby bangs? His friend has the exact same extremely stupid look. Is this a thing now? Has the broccoli given way to the Julius Caesar? #LoveIsBlindUK

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

They’re totally going to do this.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Katisha: “I think he’s my Mr. Darcy!” Me, from the couch, mouth full, not looking up from my phone: “nah girl, he’s your Wickham.” 3 episodes later… Me (still not looking at the TV): “called it.” #LoveIsBlindUK

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

I went and got my flu shot today. And then I got a treat because I was brave.

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Turns out some of the “we want small government” people kiiiinda wanted the government to be just one guy.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

I will watch this video of this guy and his excellent hat 100000 times. Can someone please take a video of beach hat cat that is 17 hours long?

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

I’ve had a tradition going the past several weeks that I call Pizza Saturday. I used to order a breakfast pizza, but eventually realized that I actually prefer just a regular cheese pizza. Extra cheese. For breakfast. On Saturday. That’s it. That’s Pizza Saturday. It’s the best day of the week.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Me (to myself, in the mirror, after spending an hour looking at 1920’s T-strap Mary Janes online): “YOU DO NOT WEAR SHOES! Do not buy shoes. You hate putting things on your feet.” Me (pouting): *doesn’t buy any shoes* *orders a pizza*

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Remi Kanazi @remikanazi.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

There is no both sides in this. There is occupier and occupied. Oppressor and oppressor. Those instituting genocide and those forced to endure it. There is no nuance in extermination through mass starvation. No nuanced discussion in gunning down hungry people searching for food.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

I’m watching Now You See Me 2, & honestly, it elevates both properties immensely if it’s also a sequel to Harry Potter. HP would never grow up to be a well adjusted husband, father, & LEO. He would 100% become be a creepy weirdo, delighted by muggle sleight-of-hand magic w/out using any real magic.

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Red Riding Aku @kathrynlena.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Howard Stark (on Agent Carter): “The government wanted me to develop something so soldiers could stay awake for days at a time.” Will (watching): “They already have that. It’s called meth.” Me (googling): “did wwii soldiers do meth” Google: “Oh yeah. Hella meth. All the meth.”

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Eleven more libraries will reopen on Sundays, thanks to the leadership of the City Council. They never should've been closed in the first place. As Mayor, I'll end this absurd budget dance that keeps our beloved libraries in limbo year after year.

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11 more NYC libraries will soon open on Sundays

A $2 million City Council deal will expand seven-day service to more than 30 branches citywide.

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Coconut Rice Bear

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