iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 29/09/2026

No debt. Perfect weight. 8 hours of sleep. Great mental health. Healthy food. No alcohol. That was my peak. I was 8 years old.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 28/09/2026

PSA: Don't forget to buy your Halloween candy early so you have time to buy more after you eat it all.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 28/09/2026

Good on you! Now, you can spend more time with your beautiful furry pooch. 💙

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 28/09/2026

Um, yeah... speaking of, you really need to stop putting those Costco chickens on my back seat. The guy at the car wash took the time to explain to me that chicken juice is not good for leather.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 28/09/2026

Why do they call these tiny candy bars "fun size?" There's nothing fun about opening 7 wrappers.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 28/09/2026

Just watched the entire season premier of #Dateline without being on my phone, just like they did on the Mayflower. #That'sSomeGoodTV @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 28/09/2026

Kids have safety scissors now, but I remember being allowed to use the classroom guillotine at ten years old.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 31/08/2026

Turns out, they were prepping us for self checkout the whole time.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 31/08/2026

Ever since my first real job, I knew that I wanted to be retired.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 20/08/2026

My doctor told me to take my new medicine on an empty stomach. I didn't have the heart to tell him that my stomach hasn't been empty since around 2015.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 18/08/2026

Whenever a car waits for me to cross the street, I wave and walk across while pumping my arms, as if I'm hurrying, because I need them to think, "Wow, what a stellar pedestrian."

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 17/08/2026

My son saw a fly in his room, so he brought the bug zapper in from the patio and closed the door and filmed the execution. In case anyone's looking to critique my parenting skills...

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 17/08/2026

Absolutely. It saves me from that stomach clenching feeling that my car's been stolen.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 17/08/2026

Aw...thanks, Jane! I think you're pretty special yourself~ 💙

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 17/08/2026

To the person who's aimlessly walking in the parking lot, looking for their car they parked ten minutes ago... you are my people.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 17/08/2026

No, you are in pretty good company, imho. Now, help me crank down my car window and hand me that 8-track.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 17/08/2026

well, yeah. that makes perfect sense. I mean, your noise is pleasant. everyone else's? annoying as hell.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 17/08/2026

it scares me that i can understand what you say, Dærick.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 17/08/2026

Great! We need as many safeguards as we can find these days. I've checked it against 2 of my products (both romaine lettuce, both say not Taylor Farms) and it seems to be accurate. Thanks for this, Eirewolf 💙

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 17/08/2026

FYI: Obviously, check the label, but this is a great added level of protection.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 17/08/2026

When I'm an old lady, I'm gonna leave snacks in little bags on the floor all over the house, in case I fall down.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 14/08/2026

I know, right? When did we get to the point where loud noises annoy? Get off my lawn.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 14/08/2026

Right? That stuff we learned will never be repeated by future gens... we're the last of a breed, Jules...

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 14/08/2026

Oh, no. I'm sorry, J... I'm writing you a script for 3 guffaws, 3 snorts and a handful of eye rolls. (Hoping things improve for you, STAT) ❤️

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 14/08/2026

I hear you. I'm checking the labels of all my produce, as I think they sell to many companies. How did we get here? (Don't answer that...I already know)

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 14/08/2026

Oh yeah... I forgot about the time when I said that I could do a cartwheel in the rain. Something about a pinwheel effect, if I recall... It did not go well.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 14/08/2026

Aw. Thanks, Lisa...💙 but seriously, stop me. We don't need an instant replay of the pulled back incident of 2024...

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 14/08/2026

Morning me just stripped the bed. Evening me is gonna be pissed.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 13/08/2026

When I was a teen, I could load film into a camera, program and connect a VCR, repair cassette tapes with a pencil, and jump start my car using a hill. Now, I'm like, "I don't get how to use this credit card tap thingy."

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 13/08/2026

Last night, I wanted to drink coffee. This morning, I'm drinking coffee. Don't give up. Follow your dreams...

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 11/08/2026

I hear you. I found a bag of kale salad in a Taylor Farms bag and I carried it with tongs to throw it away. Did you hear that now it's their salsa as well?

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 11/08/2026

Ah, yes... that was a bad one, right? I keep hoping that the next crisis won't physically kill us...is that too much to ask?

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 11/08/2026

[sighs] Donuts... the last, safe option. Well, that and oreos. And twix bars... (they may take a while...)

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 11/08/2026

That makes two of us. By 8pm, my jammies are on and I've already brushed my teeth.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 11/08/2026

If we're drinking and I say that I can do a somersault, stop me. Because no, I can't.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 11/08/2026

I swear, every time I start a diet, lettuce gets recalled.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 11/08/2026

That's terrible. It's like the Twitter version of hacking someone's account and then offering everyone free laptops, only way more devious.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 10/08/2026

Adulthood is putting up with twenty serious problems in silence and then collapsing because your fork fell.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 10/08/2026

Oh god...that's awful! Is THAT what they're doing? Taking legit accounts and hacking them?! That explains the decent follower counts. I'm so sorry. I hope you've straightened it out by now.

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