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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 28/09/2026

Kids have safety scissors now, but I remember being allowed to use the classroom guillotine at ten years old.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 31/08/2026

Turns out, they were prepping us for self checkout the whole time.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 17/08/2026

My son saw a fly in his room, so he brought the bug zapper in from the patio and closed the door and filmed the execution. In case anyone's looking to critique my parenting skills...

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 22/06/2026

PSA: I *almost* got got. 😑 Received a DM offering a shiny new Bluesky verification badge. Very exciting. Very flattering. Very fake. It links to a phishing site designed to collect login credentials. Sharing screenshots so nobody gets snagged. Stay diligent! Report. Block. Mock relentlessly.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 28/05/2026

If you've got a moment and you want a really good belly laugh, 👇. As parents (looking at you @daerickgross.com) we can all relate!

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 20/05/2026

OMG. Don't even get me started on the haircut! Mine was a pixie, which always ended up looking like this

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 16/05/2026

Save Noodle's Organs! Seriously, have you considered one of these? They're pretty big these days and even come with air fryer capabilities.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 24/04/2026

About to eat my gluten free, fat free, dairy free, antibiotics free, raw, non GMO, organic, no carb dinner... if anyone wants to join me. 😏

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 23/04/2026

Definitely. Or at minimum, a parade. Thanks for the follow, Sippy Cup~ If you ever want more of this voice—but in story form, I write a humor column over on Substack. It’s free. Just a friendly invite. Link’s in my pinned post.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 23/04/2026

Every time I'm in a hurry, I think about these. Slows me right down.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 22/04/2026

Just got back from the DMV after attempting to complete my task online. I can tell you for certain that I did not, at any time, look even remotely as elated as these folks.

DMV poster showing elated couple presumably filling out their paperwork for the DMV on their computer.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 21/04/2026

Me: [wondering why I'm always broke] Email from vendor: Your dog's wig has been delivered

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 21/04/2026

My god...that's terrible. Ya know what I find is a great deterrent? Watching one of these. Nothing is worth this.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 17/04/2026

Yeah, I took this of you when you went to get the mail yesterday.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 16/04/2026

Who remembers the SMELL? And that elastic string that always broke?

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 14/04/2026

Damn. I miss that man. And I miss what we could have had.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 12/04/2026

What? We had a lovely convo, Toni. It's all good.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 12/04/2026

Sounds (and looks) fabulous, Dianne! I've just gotten these beauties from our farmer's market Thanks for the follow~ If you ever want more of this voice—but in story form, I write a humor column over on Substack. It’s free. Just a friendly invite. Link’s in my bio.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 11/04/2026

Me, deciding if I should buy it after reading the two 1-star reviews... after ignoring the 2682 5-star reviews.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 10/04/2026

Nice lady at lab found my info in their system. Crisis averted. Blood drawn. When finished, she double checks name on vials & says, “Kathryn Montgomery?” I freeze. Not my name. She laughs. “Just messing w/ya,” she says. Everybody’s a comedian 😁

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 10/04/2026

Made it to the lab. Vision fading. I forgot the paperwork. I have to pee. ~ Fasting Bloodwork, a Saga

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 10/04/2026

I *may* have overbought on the kettle corn. Logic is waning. ~ Fasting Bloodwork, a Saga

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 10/04/2026

At Costco while fasting. Shoot me now. ~ Fasting Bloodwork, a Saga

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 10/04/2026

This morning, I have bloodwork and I NEED TO FAST. I've draped masking tape across the coffee maker, like a crime scene. I've been up for 12 minutes. I'm not going to make it. ~Fasting Bloodwork, a Saga