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Kathryn Funkhouser

@katfunkhouser.bsky.social
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sacha Baron Cohen Will Star (oh no) in London (ok fine) Quentin Tarantino Stage Play (we've strayed so far from God's light) The Popinjay Cavalier (PARDON ME THE WHAT NOW)
Screenshot of a Playbill headline: Sacha Baron Cohen Will Star in Quentin Tarantino Stage Play The Popinjay Cavalier. 
Above, a photo of Sacha Baron Cohen
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Great interview!
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
We realized that we were visiting DC during the UFC fight with some trepidation, but it turns out if you want to enjoy a deserted art museum, it's honestly not a bad choice
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
And the Tony goes to...Lorne Michaels, to his obvious chagrin! #tonyawards
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Ending the Tonys with Lorne Michaels sighing "it's been a long night" because he's mad he had to stand up is unfortunately hilarious #tonyawards
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Joshua Henry thanking Audra McDonald and Brian Stokes Mitchell is so lovely!!! #tonyawards
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I love her, I love this song, but A Chorus Line is a song about dancers & I would have liked to see someone dancing
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Liberation is the first Best Play winner by a woman since The Heidi Chronicles. Guess I better start my play about the women's movement for the 2066 season now!!! #tonyawards
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Very happy about Bess Wohl, gonna have to look at the ceiling for a while and think about the fact she's the first female playwright to win Best Play IN 40 YEARS #tonyawards
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
If Valerie Cherish was in the Chicago medley we could have saved Broadway, you cowards #tonyawards
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The Tony Awards: This is for every lonely child who ever dreamed they could find a family in this art that is the height of human expression The Tony Awards 20 seconds later: gitchie gitchie Laurie Metcalf #tonyawards
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Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The U.S. House Committee on Education and the Workforce has advanced H.R. 7661. Here's what you need to know about what the "Stop the Sexualization of Children Act" means for book bannings: #booksky
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What to Know About the National Book Ban Bill - Reactor
House Resolution 7661 is a potentially significant piece of book ban legislation. Here's what you need to know about it.
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Proud that @mbyrd.bsky.social wrote a really good explainer of the proposed book ban bill with the world's most misleading name. (May I suggest the "Start Letting a Random Christian Homeschooling Website Dictate what Books Are Allowed in Public Schools Act"?)
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 16/03/2026
Javier Bardem at the Oscars: No to war, and free Palestine.
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Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
We may easily convince you that Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie isn't a Nirvana documentary, but @mbyrd.bsky.social would also like to add that it's a Back to the Future parody (and it's even a good one):
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A Sci-Fi Comedy in Disguise: Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie Parodies a Classic - Reactor
Like Galaxy Quest and Young Frankenstein, Nirvanna is a lover letter as good as its inspiration
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The Muppet Show special is so good I'm gonna do this if I ever see Seth Rogen
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kermit the frog is dancing on a stage in front of a red curtain and saying yeah .
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Yes, the Golden Globes are nonsense, and yes, I will be watching, because the alternative is paying attention to literally anything else.
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
WE CONGRATULATE YOU, CAROL! (Rhea Seehorn is beyond wonderful on Pluribus) #GoldenGlobes
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I'm just glad that somewhere in New Jersey right now, Bobby Cannavale is looking deep into a bearded dragon's eyes, telling it that his wife just won a Golden Globe #GoldenGlobes
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
The Golden Globes commercials for Survivor season 50 feel like the Jaws 19 ad in Back To the Future II. #GoldenGlobes
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Thrilled Google AI is now regularly updating everyone on how different celebrities feel about Jennifer Lopez's presence. Meryl Streep ambivalent about JLo's occasional presence! Mr. Beast furious about JLo's theoretical presence! We're curing cancer with this technology any minute now, I can feel it
Screenshot of a Google AI update under a weather app notification reading "Ben Affleck frustrated: Ben Affleck is frustrated by Jennifer Lopez's constant presence"
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
We can and should abolish ICE #AbolishICE
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
1. Wow, NYT, "what did they do to deserve scorn" feels STRIKINGLY "what was she wearing"-adjacent, 2. Conservatives realized they can't say the f-slur on TV anymore, 3. GLEE IS ABOUT SHOW CHOIR and also not a documentary #theatre #theater #theaterkid
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Hey, random reader here - I just wanted to say, the events you recount in your piece are devastating to learn, but I feel like I understand them so much better because your writing is so good. Thank you for writing this.
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 27/11/2025
thinking of her today
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
God, human actresses. You're being such a non-pillow right now
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Every time someone says AI will cure cancer or whatever, please note this technology is consistently used to create more sophisticated versions of the body pillow James Franco prefers to Jenna on 30 Rock
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
"and now a toast to the Cracker Barrel logo, which has a guy on it again"
Screenshot of  The Simpsons Republican Party Headquarters - caption: "ominous organ chord, bird screeches"
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Guys, it's “not the way that Marty Scorsese’s Film Society restores films," like a nerd. It's like the Snyder cut of the Windows XP wallpaper. You know...cool.
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
OBSESSED with the cartoonishly hideous Wizard of Oz in the Las Vegas Sphere. reactormag.com/the-wizard-o...
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The Wizard of Oz Sphere Footage Adds to the Vegas Project's Growing Controversies - Reactor
Dorothy is transported from Kansas to Las Vegas in this new footage from the controversial Sphere version of The Wizard of Oz.
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
This piece does an excellent job pinning down a particular facet of the general horrors with cultural context. Really appreciating the writing on @defector.com lately
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
So sweaty but such democracy! Go vote. Thank u lovely poll workers of Bed Stuy.
Sweaty white woman with an "I voted early"* sticker
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 19/06/2025
You can do it to the tune of the Farmers jingle. Don't rank Cuomo BUM BA DA DUM BUM BUM BUM BUM
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Don't rank Cuomo
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
"No book writer is officially attached"? CALL ME, PAUL WILLIAMS, I already have twelve ideas, own a Death Records t-shirt, and am not Bret Easton Ellis, that's three things right there
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Already planning to vote for Zohran, but Michael Bloomberg, DoorDash, and hedge fund billionaire William Ackman sending mail to my house that says "watch out, he's gonna defund the police!" sure increases how much fun I will have doing it.
 An political mailer that says "NYC can't risk a mayor who supports defunding the police. Reject Zohran Mamdani. Vote June 24." Small print at the bottom (text in next image)Zooming in on the bottom of the mailer, small print reads "Paid for by Fix the City, Inc. COO Meaghan Brown. Top three donors: Michael Bloomberg, Doordash, and William Ackman."
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Yay Maybe Happy Ending! #Tonys
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Just FYI for people on here confused by Jennifer Simard's sign - it's a joke from Death Becomes Her! #Tonys
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
LOVE Darren shouting out that Helen J. Shen shoulda been nominated #Tonys
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I really liked that Real Women Have Curves performance! Made me want to check it out! No joke, just liked it! #Tonys
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Cole Escola Amy Sedaris shout-out! 🥰🥰🥰 #Tonys
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
If I die and anyone sings Annie about it, I will unfortunately be haunting you #Tonys
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
My corny millennial ass loved that Hamilton medley - SORRY the music is UNDENIABLE #Tonys
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Jeremy Jordan sounding gorgeous - I gotta see Floyd #Tonys
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I love Maybe Happy Ending...I don't know if that song and the reveal that took my breath away onstage really had as much impact here out of context? It's so good and sad, go see it! #Tonys
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Cole serving Bernadette realness? I'll have seconds! #Tonys
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a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a bar filled with bottles .
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Kathryn Funkhouser @katfunkhouser.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Can we give Chenoweth another Tony for the way she said "oneofourparticular FAVorite awARDS of the NIGHT"? #Tonys
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