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that's what the protest movements two years ago ultimately had as their idea; Trump obviously wasn't listening and the Democrats only move in case an issue loses them votes. it being snuffed out under a Biden administration means no real moral voice from anyone in that administration can be raised

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 17h

a late turn of conscience is better than none at all, but it still doesn't change the fact the US's foreign policy under both the Biden and Trump administrations has been uncritical support for the wholesale destruction of Gaza. a Harris admin. would have done nothing different.

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I try to not vent about my personal life so much on a public platform, because even just a neutral description of it leaves people severely uncomfortable. but, I genuinely do not feel like I am the same species as everyone around me and it is extremely alienating

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

a therapist once described my life as a Coen Brothers film and I think a lot of that is absorbing that every worst case scenario is the most realistic one. watching society turn into an anti-intellectual, anti-social cesspool has severely blackpilled me on what I think Everyone's Deal is

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

ironic sincerity in the case of NL. idk who that other guy is

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

the thing about repping is that you don't even know you're doing it sometimes. it's just a process your brain does without thought. eventually the world becomes a kind of video game you're playing. but, the bill comes due, and you *must* rebuild yourself because not even death saves you.

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

the actual, sincere answer is that, as much as people like to say that "I was born in the wrong body" is an oversimplification, I literally had a persistent thought that "I have a girl brain in a boy body, huh?" when I was 13 didn't investigate that thought for another 13 years!

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

being wheeled into the nursing home with a patient directive that just says "iowa atomic corn bomb" and absolutely nothing else

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

if there is one stereotype of Americans that is broadly true, it is that we operate with complete irreverence for most anyone or anything. the Pope gets the same treatment as 2000s David Letterman, because to us, an American Pope is religious David Letterman

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

you think he's mad more at the fact that he has lung cancer or the fact American sports teams will likely send him even more personalized memorabilia when he very clearly Does Not Like It That Much

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

by 2030 we're all gonna be on IRC again just like the 90s. or 2015 if you are a particular kind of dork like I am

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Discord in 2019: works well, is stable, nitro is the only monetization Discord in 2026: WEHHHH YOU MADE ME OPEN FROM THE BROWSER IN FIREFOX HERE'S A MEMORY LEAK WEHHHHHHHHHHHH CALL OF DUTY ZINGOS ARE ONLY $10

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

this mostly manifests in you being compared to Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory, for some reason

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

everyone thinks you are stupid. you kind of are, but in a particular way that doesn't map neatly onto a linear gradient of the smart-dumb axis

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

everyone thinks being autistic is about your special interests and the like, but really it's having an epiphany while doing basic household tasks about a social rule you picked up on 20 years later than a normal person would

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

getting mad at how beautiful of a world I've created in this fantasy land "what if the pandemic never happened and the 1v2 title game format" save I've created

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

is Gunner Stockton the next Joe Cox. in this essay I will...

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

is Gunner Stockton a first round quarterback? in this essay I will...

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Mavis, not finding people willing to learn typing anymore, has gone into selling tires

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

SEC replay guaranteed to have an absolute Stinker of a night that makes someone psychotic

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

"blustery and wet" describes me when I [a giant cartoon hook pulls me off stage]

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I think he's good. fantastic at times, even. but he's got so many weird little inconsistencies in his game he seemingly can't shake no matter how much time on the field he gets. don't think I've ever watched a game of his where I thought "hm, yeah, that was as good as it can go"

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

it is kind of funny that people thought Arch would be like his uncle who was the definition of a heartless killer and not his other uncle who is most notable for being the derpy airhead who orb of confusion'd the GOAT out of two Super Bowls

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Oklahoma is not very good but Texas is also not very good so it evens out, really

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

finally, Josh Heupel coached against the one team that wanted to win the game less than he does

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

nobody in the SEC is good, which is fine because nobody anywhere else is good either

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm too consumed by my own misery to watch that

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I do think it's funny you can get a Heupel team to kill at least two of its drives per game by simply shifting late enough on the d-line for the o-line to jump. literal high school teams practice that enough to drill it out, but not Bargain Bobby Hill, apparently

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

you could tell in 2024 that there were a lot of things that only happen if a team doesn't have a ton of mental discipline, which ultimately falls on the head coach. them making the playoff was more due to talent spending than any kind of real coaching (and the Ohio State game proved that)

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

listening to our fuckass offensive line coach at a clinic talk about "durrr go stomp a mudhole in their ass" without any elaboration as to how that gets done probably was a sign the man is a stone cold moron huh

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

giving very 2017 UMass game, but it's like if we actually lost to UMass

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I won't watch another game until he's gone

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

it's just time to fire him. this is beyond unacceptable

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

will they do it? no. why? because this region is full of people who see a problem, acknowledge it, but say that you have to give someone time to fix a problem, even if they caused it in the first place and have no plans to stop doing it

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I don't even care if we win, he has to be fired. this is a complete failure to the point of absurdity

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

watching a Josh Heupel team is like being spiritually waterboarded

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

or, as we first knew it as, the UMass Gambit

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

at some point Indiana making their safeties rotate every play just so they can show a two-high they never actually play is actively hurting them

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

that kicker is built like a chicken tender

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I have not been to sleep in 26 hours

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

what if instead of Stanley Steemer it was Stanley Creamer and they went around resolving zinc deficiencies instead of cleaning carpets

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Jedd Fisch's offense is like if you asked ChatGPT to design the most vanilla offense from 2011 and put that on the field

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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Wild that Bron made this list and not a certain former GT player

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

would love to know which combination of college football viewers were clamoring for Washington-Iowa as a conference game. this is a CPU-generated matchup 20 years into dynasty mode on the NCAA/CFB games

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I live in East Tennessee; Hitler Mussolini wins every election

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I would watch this movie; nobody else would watch this movie except for those Nebula video essayists

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

unfortunately I made the best one on my first try

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

excited to learn which running back that would've graduated high school the same year as I did is on the Eagles in Week 13

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

you know the economy is great when an industrial quantity of ground beef in the news has a value figure attached to it

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

you basically said the stuff I felt for several years in football and other sports. wasn't any good, didn't get along with others a lot because I was different in an imperceptible way, still wanted the connection that being on a team offered

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