Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Gallbladder? I hardly know her (I had my gallbladder removed lol) 391
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Too late! The staff at the Build-A-Bear in the mall did it for me, they were so nice! 130
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Gonna get a tramp stamp that says “stuff me” in the Build-A-Bear font 24616
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Have we made tomato flavored mayonnaise called tomayo yet? 6162
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Jean Ralphio Saperstien and Tina Belcher are dating on my island 030
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Me: idk what to talk about at therapy Universe: we invented mothers just for this 092
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 23/05/2026if someone makes a time piece for when the chickens throw a revolution it’s a Coup Coop Clock 072
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Pet peeve: when a waiting room chair is pushed too far back and you can feel it sort of rubbing the wall 082
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 20/05/2026The Ring has awoken. It’s heard its master’s call And by Ring I mean my dog and his master’s call is the packet of cheese being opened in another room 281
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Love me, feed me, pamper me, leave me, just seriously gtfo 261
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Is there a multicolored bridge I can cross to get them too? 110
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Oh man A Terrible Explosion is so good with chocolate syrup 000
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 22/04/2026When you find an eyelash on your cheek or whatever, you’re supposed to make a wish and blow it off your finger like a dandelion 110
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I wonder how many eyelash wishes I’ve made that were actually eyebrows 3247
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I started my microplastics journey early by enjoying the mouthfeel of Barbie shoes 04210
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 02/04/2026All I want is a chance to prove $163 million wouldn’t turn me into a bad person 112634
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 31/03/2026My therapist: back when you were a kid, what adult would you have felt safe with talking about your emotions? Me: Mrs Potts from Beauty & the Beast 1163
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I’m guessing my vagina has a southern accent because it’s down south 010
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I hate it when I feel like eating but I don’t feel like cooking 1133
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Hey that’s good to know. I normally take some tums or pepto if it’s bad. And generally fizzy water sorta helps. But it’s like is this going to be permanent now? 😆 110
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Does being an adult mean a perpetual tiny amount of heartburn or am I unwell? And other questions I don’t want to ask, more at 11 2103
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Why is it called Animal Crossing? Are they/you angry or are they/you walking by? 010
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Why do we call them hot dogs when we could call them warm wieners 1101
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Updated final project. He turned out way different than I had planned. I guess he had other ideas 050
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I don’t have any slutty clothes so I just have to be slutty on the inside 0122
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I think butts are cool because we just naturally have a seat where ever we go 1267
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 04/02/2026If you’re consoling someone for using the wrong pronouns, you can give them their there there they’re they’re 092
