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Kate Bevan

@katebevan.com
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Cat pics, tech, ranting. Sweary. Londoner. Enemy of gerunds in headlines. When I want advice, I'll ask for it.

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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 8h
Huh, found this earlier
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 13h
Daphne has some contributions to make to the all-paws meeting
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 15h
Weekend project just arrived 😁 @pimoroni.com
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 15h
"kindness" in a bio is such a red flag these days
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 15h
Absolutely fuck these disgusting people
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 17h
I see the Canary, never afraid to stoop to disgusting lows, is at it again
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 30/09/2026
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 30/09/2026
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 30/09/2026
Oh yes. They're in and out of the garden all night
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 30/09/2026
Hello, Bad Cat!
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 30/09/2026
Darling Daphne, please don't dribble on the touchpad. It makes it impossible to use.
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 30/09/2026
Ticked the "tropical" box in my west London garden
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 29/09/2026
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 29/09/2026
ARRGGGGGHHHHHHHH FOR FUCK'S SAKE AMAZON
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 29/09/2026
it's 25 degrees in my garden right now and it's the end of September. Could we please have some mists and mellow fruitfulness? I'm so tired of being too hot.
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 29/09/2026
Training cats??
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 29/09/2026
This robin also wants to comment on the failure to fill the buffet promptly enough. Nice to see the little birds coming back - the starlings seem to be a bit less mob-handed at the moment. (Also, the feeder didn't catch a video; it only caught this one pic.)
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 29/09/2026
This blue tit would like a word about the empty buffet (I have now filled it up).
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 28/09/2026
ah, there's a hack for that: go up the escalator as if you're leaving the station. All the escalators meet at the top, so you can go straight down to the Jubilee and avoid the yomp along the corridor
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 28/09/2026
Mate
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 28/09/2026
Daphne begs to differ
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 28/09/2026
Presumably not her first rodeo if she was already in the system to get a match, too, so hopefully it'll result in a nicking and a charge. As it was a box of cat food she nicked, Daphne thinks the death penalty would be appropriate
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 26/09/2026
I've got it up and running - haven't got it outputting to a screen but it's just as nice in the browser! (only starlings in the garden in the hour or so it's been up)
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 25/09/2026
Ok, I have given up trying to work (I only have one task left to do and it can wait until Monday).
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 25/09/2026
Obviously she must be your first priority from the moment you wake up! Meanwhile, this is my lap just now ...
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 25/09/2026
The starlings are enjoying the spa this afternoon
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 24/09/2026
Daphne is reading your bad posts and has some feedback for you
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 23/09/2026
Daphne would like to remind you of her magnificence, everyone.
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 23/09/2026
when did people start going completely mad? We have utter batshit nonsense like this from Braverman, we have Trump completely out of control in the US, we have "Danny Tommo" trying to kill RNLI volunteers, we have maniacs flat-out denying vaccines are good. Did the pandemic cook everyone's brains?
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 22/09/2026
mon dieu
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 22/09/2026
🙄🙄🙄
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 22/09/2026
I've blocked this twat now, but just to make the point that nobody is obliged to interact with you/anyone else, and one of the best things about this place is that you can manage who can respond to and share your posts.
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 21/09/2026
Thinking of making this the cover photo of the book
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 21/09/2026
Monday 🙄
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 20/09/2026
just had this zoom noisily overhead at about 600ft, which is unusual, to say the least. Usually only get this kind of plane when it's Trooping the Colour or a coronation or something
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 20/09/2026
I particularly enjoyed this nugget.
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 19/09/2026
aaah, this is what that "let's meet the new pro dancers" segment reminded me of #Strictly
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 18/09/2026
Hi, Bad Cat!
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 18/09/2026
Starlings are worse than cats on the "never ever been fed" scale
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 18/09/2026
Just had this letter apparently from DHL asking me for £49 in unpaid VAT. No idea what for, as this is the first I've heard of this charge. Smells like a scam, especially as the web page they say to go to returns a 404, and the email to send payments to bounces back (I didn't send payment, obvs).
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 18/09/2026
OpenAI using AI to huffily say "it's not x, it's y".
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 18/09/2026
Also, blimey, but then again, I guess I'm not surprised
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 18/09/2026
Good FT piece about men using GLP-1s and I *love* this quote in particular www.ft.com/content/65f4...
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 18/09/2026
thanks but no, Asana. I have actual human team mates who keep me plenty busy/annoyed enough
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 17/09/2026
also, can highly recommend breakfast at the Early Bird Cafe in Courtenay when you're driving up to Campbell River
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 17/09/2026
In an attempt to leaven your feeds a bit, I present this classic photo of Daphne wearing a jumper.
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 17/09/2026
I mean, for God's sake. The cybersecurity industry has had a robust reporting structure in place for decades: vulns are reported; everyone patches them. AI bros, however "ooh who could possibly have imagined we might need to disclose bad stuff????"
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 17/09/2026
One of the key problems with AI is that the AI bros and their behemoth companies have absolutely no governance or guardrails. It's not that the AI is conscious or going rogue or whatever. It's that it's run by feckless arseholes. www.ft.com/content/2c34...
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 17/09/2026
Good morning, everyone. Daphne has cancelled Thursday. You are all to go straight back to bed.
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 16/09/2026
do these twats know what a principality actually is?
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