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kateallday.bsky.social

@kateallday.bsky.social
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Left my heart in Kentucky and my vagina in Lesbos. All that's left is this magnificent structure fire of a brain. AuDHD. I might have banged your wife. Not sorry.

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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Tiktok removing my helpful community guidance like they don't want people to be safe in their own homes 😢
An instruction from me to a person who was concerned about a weird school bus pulling into her complex every night late at night. 

With no license plates. 

Where I casually suggested that she put a propane torch next to the back tires, to light a signal fire so that somebody will come and put tags on that vehicle. 

BECAUSE I'M A GOOD CITIZEN WHO BELIEVES EVERYONE SHOULD FOLLOW THE LAW!!!
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✨️ Steph ✨️ @zapoo.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I fucking love @stephenking.bsky.social #FuckTrump #Resist
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chris bell @christopherbell.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
HOLY SHIT THERE'S A NORTHERN BAPTIST CHURCH AND THE SPLIT WAS OVER SLAVERY? 😲 I... am somehow shocked that I didn't know this, but anti-shocked that this is a fact. Yeah, that clocks so hard.
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Kate for President: No. A man cannot become a woman. But if someone is born in a body that doesn't match their gender, thankfully with modern medical technology we can fix it. They have never really known somebody that has a beautiful sparkly flower soul trapped in a big hairy meat suit.
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Teaching children to resist or interact with ICE agents is irresponsible. Children need to hide and flee from them whenever possible, and if not possible, avoid eye contact. These are some of the worst men on earth and are not constrained by any version of the law that you can teach a child.
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Life is so long, guys. I'm so fortunate to be able to have things made by some truly epic craftsmen& women. I look around my home and truly it's just art everywhere. When I say goodbye to this country, know that I am taking your art to the world and showing them what I love that you made. 🥹🫶
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I need y'all to know @tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social is a talent that you will not see again. I'm gonna take pics of the Kiev Sleigh Coat as soon as I'm in international waters, but... I cannot express how amazing this man's craftsmanship is. My goddess. This is my coat forever. 🥹🫶
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
You know what? Life is long. My mother Hecate was stronger than your Canaanite war god before, during and after his physical presence if that's what you're claiming. I can't imagine the arrogance to claim life without the ability to make life. Clowns. But not threats. She is beyond you.
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
A man needs to tell me I should be less alarmed, that I should just trust more. As if mass rape and gang rape weren't the primary tools to subjugate women in every war, ever. I'm assuming you, as a big strong man, would rescue this woman. 😒
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Turns out I'm part of THEGODDESSDOESNOTALLOWHERDAUGHTERSTOBEDISRESPECTECTED
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I'm gonna keep this because this is ABSOLUTELY the energy I'm trying to bring into 2026. Lemme know when it smells like HC GAS, YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCK I don't even care, I'm gonna be on a boat to Spain.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
2026 is seeing that the U.S. Army is mobilizing a unit specialized for winter conditions, but not knowing if the intended mission is violent repression of an American city or stealing territory from a U.S. treaty ally.
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Jules⚖️📨 @northjules.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Where are the #Epstein Files⁉️
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Daniel Keys Moran @fatsam.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
“You know, when I was a little girl, I had a funny idea.”

  “Spill it.”

  “I was happy myself, but as I grew up I could see that my mother wasn’t. And my father wasn’t. My teachers weren’t—most of the adults around me weren’t happy. I got an idea in my head that when you grew up you found out something that kept you from ever being happy again. You know how a kid is treated: ‘You’re not old enough to understand, dear,’ and ‘Wait till you grow up, darling, and then you’ll understand.’ I used to wonder what the secret was they were keeping from me and I’d listen behind doors to try and see if I couldn’t find out.”

  “Born to be a detective!”

  “Shush. But I could see that, whatever it was, it didn’t make the grownups happy; it made ’em sad. Then I used to pray never to find out.” She gave a little shrug. “I guess I never did.”

  He chuckled. “Me neither. A professional Peter Pan, that’s me. Just as happy as if I had good sense.”

  She placed a small gloved hand on his arm. “Don’t laugh, Teddy. That’s what scares me about this Hoag case. I’m afraid that if we go ahead with it we really will find out what it is the grownups know. And then we’ll never laugh again.”

- the Unpleasant Profession of Jonathan Hoag
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
🫶🤗😭
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
... But we all agree that between the party of "kill the brown children" and "charging children to eat at school is just good fiscal responsibility", the commonality is THE GHOULS OCCUR IN VARYING DEGREES, BUT THEY'RE MEN. THE PEOPLE WHO THINK CHILDREN SHOULD SUFFER FOR THEIR GOALS ARE MEN.
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Another meal out, another dinner completely ruined by Alabama people doing their fuckass domestically abusive, assuming every woman exists to take care of their children, main character loudest person in the room telling the worst story imaginable in a restaurant fucking behavior. I won't feel bad
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Keep it up everybody you're doing great 🥰
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
They know that they produced half of a couple, and assumed that they were the parents who got to move in during their declining years, potentially another 20 years of caretaking that they already proved they had no reciprocal burden of, while these kids are still young. Absolutely the fuck not.
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
She's not having his kids. She's not marrying him. She's another chick who is leaning hard toward childfree life and isn't the one who wasted 8 years. 😂 "If you can beat Genghis Khan's granddaughter in a fight, you marry her. Otherwise she gets your horse." Single with 10,000 horses. 💅💃👑
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Extremely satisfying to watch all the stupid bitches that not only fell for this, but tried to shove "But WHO will PROTECT you?" down everyone else's throats realizing that they are the least protected of us all. Say what you will about Renee and Becca Good... She knew Becca would protect her. 💀🔪
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
They're working on it. You'd be surprised how efficient a man can be at raping a woman in the back of an SUV with proper training.
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
If you have venmo, shoot me a DM. We were muts on Twitter waaaayyyyyy back, glad you're here. 🫶
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I'm just glad that 1500 developers are $77 billion wealthier. Hope they can do some good with their wealth. *touches earpiece They managed to lose $77 billion while giving less than 0.001% to the entire human staff designed to develop a product where THE WHOLE SUPPLY CHAIN IS HUMAN BRAIN? Hmmm.🧐
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Bro, please tag me if you're gonna talk about me on the Internet like this... 😒
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
It's such a good book! You should read it! But not this one. This one is mine. Stop lusting after my book, you dirty bibliophile. 😡
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
"We're still going into the human skin lampshade business, but ours will be designed by an inclusive slate of soulless men with tans or non standard sexual proclivities, produced by artisans in our community focused detention centers!"
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
So I guess we're gonna do "Harris can't lose! A little genocide is fine!" Part 2: Newsom Boogaloo The leftists will vote for genocide in America before being complicit in genocide abroad. And no amount of telling us to "grow up" is gonna make us craven monsters like you people.
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
One of their tools is somatic torture. This is a tool that any human can use effectively, and most men use against women in their own homes. So no, ICE will not be sleeping in our cities. Or eating. Or fucking. Deny them every resource they need to live.
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Hilton decided to no longer be a dominant US hotel chain, instead opting into both a PR disaster, and a bonanza of wild new forms of property damage by guests and protesters of guests alike. Is that not a good business strategy? I wouldn't know, I'm just a smol bean with a hammer and a megaphone
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Aaron Cynic @aaroncynic.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
We have unlimited money for paramilitary forces that kidnap people off the streets but also have something called "school lunch debt" what are we doing here
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Not since the Farple data leak. 😒
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I had an Uber driver in Alabama the other day, we almost got t-boned by a guy who then honked and flipped us off, and she code stitched back to her Bronx primal roots and LET HIM HAVE IT. Then she goes "Oh gosh, I'm so sorry, I don't use that language 🥺" NO MA, TALK YOUR SHIT! HEAL ME WITH FIRE!
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I have a character for you, used to work with a guy who spoke almost exclusively in business speak to the point of complete inanity. "Let's circle back to scrum that pin, I've already got a lot of fires on my plate" Ok, little buddy, I'm gonna go back to doing work. Enjoy your fire snack I guess?
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
When my rent is due, I sometimes long for the days of a day job and a regular paycheck. But then I remember this stuff and go back to looking for loose change in the sofa.
via Cacela Lansbury:  Working at any office is like "Ok. We're transitioning to Salarya, but payroll is still in Bullfrog—did you see my Noosecock post? Submit your timecards on Fireplayce then jizz me on Smackdog. Do NOT upload to Crackerz without Yammer approval."
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Well, just did one more thing to get ready for my new life, and then I cried, and then I wailed, then I screamed into a pillow, then I checked the fridge for wine (😒 no wine), and now it's time for comfort and denial. Thai food and Our Flag Means Death. 🥹🤗
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Aaaaand you're gonna have a lot of data drift. "Needles in a haystack" to a human. A group of objects either X or Y to a computer. If you allow the computer to learn from itself, you're gonna have a "Hay in a needle stack where objects within Z parameter are neither hay nor needle" problem.
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I get it.
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Lilith Goddess of Rebellion @elo-cin.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
You cant spell INCEL without ICE.
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
None of their "official policies" have changed, but... None of our OFFICIAL policies have changed either... 😒
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5nark Twain @5narktwain.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
#WalkforPeace #ICE #DV1 #ProudBlue The Buddhist monks’ Walk for Peace : So many people are showing up to support and that’s powerful but I keep wondering how many connect that message to what’s happening right now in Minnesota. Solidarity with monks sounds good, but does it change anything for ICE?
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The kids are getting so, so traumatized and maybe I'm the only one that has thought about it, but... Traumatizing the next generation is not how you get a peaceful, stable society. Kinda the exact fucking opposite. Does this country WANT 50 million of me? THIS IS HOW YOU GET 50,000,000 PSYCHOS.
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
They chose not to leave. I've already had my consulate interview for my Spanish 1 year visa. I choose to leave. Go go go go go. I'm just curious if other countries are not going to admit us.
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kateallday.bsky.social @kateallday.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I opened the picture and my left hand shot out to catch it 😭
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John Abernathy @john-abernathy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
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