iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

drunk. which means i am sending my sister 10x the normal amount of IG dms

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

ten years later i’m still devastated we lost george michael. he was a real one

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

statistically, if someone were to perform an indecent act on a ferris wheel at the big e, would they get arrested or would it be OK if they (and their partner) were mostly concealed? just curious btw

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

i wore cargo pants and a baggy shirt and the uber driver switched from reggaeton to MGK. i’m deeply offended

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

i’m the first thing you see when you open up my boyfriends IG and that’s exactly how it should be. never settling for a “i don’t really use socials” ahhh bih again

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

maturity is hitting that backspace after typing “i’m sorry if i”

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

i am NOT falling into old patterns of thinking bc im NOT a weak ass bitch and i HAVE grown as a person !!!

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

guys i think im evolving as a person… i just saw a pretty face and it wasn’t enough to make me want to watch the movie/listen to the album. this has never happened to me before

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

i like to bring a certain amount of “i’m talkin’ bout mountain dews baby!” to the function #iykyk

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

coworker pointed out a hickey i didn’t know i had :) right in front of management :)

screenshot of natalie portman in black swan, scrubbing “WHORE” off a mirror

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

i’m so into my fitness journey the apple watch stays ON during sex

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

yall would be so proud of me im being so normal. i am at work like a good american consumer. being normal. no one has noticed anything amiss

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

me and my customer were getting along sooooo good until he tried to recruit me into the army

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

every day i try to be a better person. today i failed. tomorrow i will try again.

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

the exact face i make when someone who makes under a certain amount applies to purchase a vehicle and i can’t outright say anything but i know the bank will :/

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

leaving work in the middle of the day today to get chipped and neutered like the goddamn animal i am

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

just took everything in me not to respond to “is it cool if i pee” with “is it cool if i watch”

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

it’s not real unless i’m your pfp </3

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

went out with a bunch of italian dudes and got completely fucking pissed……..pray for me….. ….there was hockey involved…….

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

can’t be in a room with more than 100 ppl bro am i gonna get covid

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

behind every great metal recording is a few instrumentalists and one guy on a computer nodding his head enthusiastically

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

obsessed with the fact that for the low low price of an extra 2 bucks, i can ensure my uber driver does not attempt a conversation with me. after traveling for hours the last thing i wanna do is be forced to entertain someone with conversation while paying for their services

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

note to self, don’t drink coffee at 7pm if you don’t want to lay in bed with your heart racing and every worst case scenario playing like a movie in your mind 🙂

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

the people who keep setlist fm updated are real life angels

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Just had one of those moments where I’m like, why am I walking around all day thinking it’s Thursday? Reader…. it is Thursday

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Smashmouth was really spitting when they said “put away the crack before the crack puts you away”

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

the fact that i am again thinking about this because MULTIPLE ppl in my office do this is making me feel crazy!!! so gross!!!!

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

hahaha THANK YOU this makes me very glad

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

i wanna google it but i’m afraid of what i’ll see 😂

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

kind of crazy there isn’t a drag queen named queef latinah

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

it’s september so as a new englander… i’m thinking about what im gonna wear this season to survive outdoor weather in the winter feels like im getting ready for war 😮‍💨🧤

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Lulu / Luci @d00mgrrl.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

damn i can’t believe he tweeted this 🤯🤣

A (fake) screenshot of a tweet posted by Barack Obama earlier today, stating, “ya get his ass! Lol”
The screenshot is clearly satirical.

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

i’ve been awake for 20 hours and that’s not even unusual for me 🥴

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

having a really nice enjoyable conversation with an attractive man my age on a dating app, which usually means he is about 2-3 messages away from making it REALLY weird and uncomfortable

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

just had the horrifying realization that i have not made out with anyone in roughly nine months

A gif of Chandler from Friends saying “Alright. Somebody kiss me!”

A gif of Chandler from Friends jumping up and down and demanding, “Somebody kiss me!”

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

i’m bigender in the sense that my preferred pronouns change depending what mood i’m in and cisgender in the sense that i don’t want to explain how i’m feeling on a given day and she/her will do just fine thank you

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

being on hold with the IRS is so car salesman coded of me

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

there was a time in my life when i had to boot a computer up to access the internet and maybe that was for the best

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

ok there’s a chill in the air this morning and i am reminded that saying goodbye to summer maybe isn’t the worst ever bc i do love fall

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

i’m not the biggest gwen stefani fan like i used to be but i still absolutely hate gavin rossdale on her behalf

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

this dude hid the fact he’s a cop in his hinge profile…. well babe now u can’t be surprised i immediately unmatched you when you admit to it 🙁 RIP lol

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

bricked up thinking about the show i’m playing w my riot grrrl band tn

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☠️🪐 kat dpg 🎸👹 @katdpg.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

i’m the most caffeine addicted i’ve ever been and i’m not drinking more coffee than usual. i actually believe it’s compounding dependency over the years

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ILLICIFY @illicifyband.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

oops i never introduced myself 🤭 my name is Kat DPG aka @katdpg.bsky.social and I play guitar in addition to running our Bluesky account! i was born in boston and my biggest influences are the dirty nil, the distillers & nirvana! pleased to make your acquaintance 🤝

a girl playing guitar wearing a tank top from hardcore punk band amygdala

a girl in a black and white sweater getting ready to attack someone with a pillow

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ILLICIFY @illicifyband.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

yall ain’t even ready 😛 new music from your favorite riot grrrl punk band from the massachusetts-connecticut border 🚨🚨 coming July 18! ‼️

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