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🧿Kat🪬

@katastr0phe.bsky.social
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WTF. Over. /ˈkæt/ • noun ˈsmɔːl • səˈkæs.tɪk • ˈθrɛt ˈmeɪ.kɚ əv ɑːrt ænd ˈkwɛs.tʃən.ə.bəl dɪˈsɪʒ.ənz ˈnɑːt fər ˈɛv.riˌwʌn/ Livin’ in The Garden of Good and Evil /ˈstɔː.kɚz/ • juː ɡaɪz ʃʊd ɡɛt ə ˈhɑː.bi/ /rɛnt friː/ 🖕🏻No DM’s🖕🏻

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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Like how do you not miss $2000 and no one has tried contacting me and the bank won’t reverse it. In Georgia the law says they have up to four years to claim it. I don’t want to babysit someone else’s money for four years. It stresses me out. What if that was someone’s rent money or something 🤪
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Someone zelled me $2000 and I don’t know who it was and the bank won’t reverse it and I’m sure someone probably needs their money 💸
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And somewhere, a USAA employee is probably telling their coworkers about the crazy woman who keeps demanding they take $2,000 away from her. �🤪
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😭🤣🥔 THE GREAT POTATO CRISIS OF 2026. Day 23: The potato remains in custody. USAA has cleared it of all wrongdoing. The rightful owner is nowhere to be found. Its unwilling guardian is losing her goddamn mind. The potato has more financial security than most Americans. 💀🥔
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you so much! 😊 I’ll post some pics as she starts healing. ❤️‍🩹
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She is doing well. She’s home now. Vet says to keep her confined to her crate for seven weeks 😿 but she’s happy to be home
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah they’re worth every penny!
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh what a beautiful baby 🫶
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yep. They said it went well and I’ll be able to pick her up tomorrow afternoon.
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s great 🤞🏻thank you
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s good to hear. Thank you . Now the recovery and trying to keep a high energy heeler calm 😹
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jac is officially in surgery for her torn ACL. 🥺❤️ Meanwhile, I’m over here anxiously waiting for the call that everything went perfectly while my $7,000 bionic dog is probably having the best nap of her life. She better come home with a warranty. 😹🐾
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nah those start in September! My favorite season
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The older I get, the more I appreciate screenshots. People really will put things in writing that you’d never expect them to 😹
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jac tore her ACL 3 days ago and already has the system figured out: Limp → Mom worries → treat → ✨miraculous recovery✨ Meanwhile I’m up all night bringing her water and rolling her over She’s not recovering. She’s at an all-inclusive resort and I’m the staff😹 Meanwhile the Vet is getting $5,000😭
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not sure but I have no idea who that person is. She’s a local author, if the name right, but I’ve never met her. And because of the work I do, I have to be very cautious about receiving money or gifts. So I immediately reported it.
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone accidentally Zelle’d me $2,000 Reported it. Screenshotted it. Quarantined it. I’ve developed an emotional relationship with a $2,000 LIABILITY Bank: “Could take up to 45 days.” 😭 I have named it The Hot Potato Fund🥔🔥 NOT MY POTATO DON’T WANT THE POTATO COME GET YOUR FUCKING POTATO😹
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What I learned at work today.. The U.S. Postal Service once let people MAIL THEIR CHILDREN because postage was cheaper than a train ticket is exactly the kind of American history I want to learn. MERICA! 🇺🇸 “Visiting Grandma.” “How’d she get there?” “Parcel Post. 53¢.” ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED😹📦📬
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My storage capacity for my agencies acronyms has officially been exceeded. Must delete three obsolete forms and reboot… Beep boop 🤖 😹my brain is fried after today! Is it bourbon o’clock yet 🥃
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Raccoon Playing with an Abacus
ALT: Raccoon Playing with an Abacus
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love that film
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yes! I’m 5’2 😹
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In the late 1980’s I was 5’ but probably 5’6 with the hair. This is about accurate on the look 😹😹
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Chilean Sea Bass, Persian style in the ATL with that someone… The Naan brought back some memories of my childhood with it’s authentic flavor 🫶
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Same 😹
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thanks. Unfortunately I won’t leave it up because the evil ones are always lurking…
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Braves, good company, 98° in the ATL, a dog and a beer 🍺 it’s a good day
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
lol. 🤷🏻‍♀️who knew
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the Verizon lady trying to upgrade my phone after telling her I thought my phone updated and backed itself up😬 Ma’am. = Please listen to me. MA’AM. = What did you just touch? Ma’am, no. = We discussed this. Ma’am, please don’t do that anymore. = I am begging you as one human being to another. 😹😹😹
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Just shut out the noise and life gets better. See the beauty in everything the world offers you..
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Oof, hard week at work, but I do work with some great people and that makes it all worth it. Time to relax and enjoy the weekend, just ignore the noise of all the ugly and hateful people in this world. Hate ages you…
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’d try to be the bigger person but, I’m only 5’2…
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I find myself spending less time on this app and more and more on another platform where it is much quieter, much more privacy, with less trash and less pot stirrers… Protect what matters, ignore the rest!
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Everyone on this planet needs to watch Spielbergs Disclosure Day!! It is my belief that it will affect even the most hardened hardcore angry person, no matter your background Nobody can make you see clearly like Spielberg can Sometimes we need to see anothers point of view, so we can see ourselves
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Added a new original painting by my amazing friend Duane Potosky to my collection… Happy girl I am!
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Someone sent this to me Rude…
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I’m okay. I’m recovering well but I can’t wait for this glue to come off. Aside from the occasional moment when I do a little too much the pain is bearable
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Pretty much
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Had surgery on Thursday and not only am I allergic to anesthesia which always makes for a fun day but it turns out I’m also allergic to the surgical glue they used on the incision site. I’m a mess but I’m fine, I have a foreign object permanently residing in my chest but I’m fine, it’s fine…
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Sweet Dreams
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Facts!
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Got my grid sketch done for my next piece.This one is gonna be a challenge to sketch on the canvas since I’m doing an oversized canvas but that’s what the grid is for. This originally was a photo captured by Sgt. Heath in Afghanistan needs to have a large presence so I’m planning on doing a 40x40 ©️
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sometimes you just need to get that toxicity out of your life and like magic, you can see the beauty again ✨
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