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🧿Kat🪬

@katastr0phe.bsky.social
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WTF. Over. /ˈkæt/ • noun ˈsmɔːl • səˈkæs.tɪk • ˈθrɛt ˈmeɪ.kɚ əv ɑːrt ænd ˈkwɛs.tʃən.ə.bəl dɪˈsɪʒ.ənz ˈnɑːt fər ˈɛv.riˌwʌn/ Livin’ in The Garden of Good and Evil /ˈstɔː.kɚz/ • juː ɡaɪz ʃʊd ɡɛt ə ˈhɑː.bi/ /rɛnt friː/ 🖕🏻No DM’s🖕🏻

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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jac is officially in surgery for her torn ACL. 🥺❤️ Meanwhile, I’m over here anxiously waiting for the call that everything went perfectly while my $7,000 bionic dog is probably having the best nap of her life. She better come home with a warranty. 😹🐾
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The older I get, the more I appreciate screenshots. People really will put things in writing that you’d never expect them to 😹
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jac tore her ACL 3 days ago and already has the system figured out: Limp → Mom worries → treat → ✨miraculous recovery✨ Meanwhile I’m up all night bringing her water and rolling her over She’s not recovering. She’s at an all-inclusive resort and I’m the staff😹 Meanwhile the Vet is getting $5,000😭
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone accidentally Zelle’d me $2,000 Reported it. Screenshotted it. Quarantined it. I’ve developed an emotional relationship with a $2,000 LIABILITY Bank: “Could take up to 45 days.” 😭 I have named it The Hot Potato Fund🥔🔥 NOT MY POTATO DON’T WANT THE POTATO COME GET YOUR FUCKING POTATO😹
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What I learned at work today.. The U.S. Postal Service once let people MAIL THEIR CHILDREN because postage was cheaper than a train ticket is exactly the kind of American history I want to learn. MERICA! 🇺🇸 “Visiting Grandma.” “How’d she get there?” “Parcel Post. 53¢.” ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED😹📦📬
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My storage capacity for my agencies acronyms has officially been exceeded. Must delete three obsolete forms and reboot… Beep boop 🤖 😹my brain is fried after today! Is it bourbon o’clock yet 🥃
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Raccoon Playing with an Abacus
ALT: Raccoon Playing with an Abacus
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In the late 1980’s I was 5’ but probably 5’6 with the hair. This is about accurate on the look 😹😹
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Chilean Sea Bass, Persian style in the ATL with that someone… The Naan brought back some memories of my childhood with it’s authentic flavor 🫶
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Braves, good company, 98° in the ATL, a dog and a beer 🍺 it’s a good day
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the Verizon lady trying to upgrade my phone after telling her I thought my phone updated and backed itself up😬 Ma’am. = Please listen to me. MA’AM. = What did you just touch? Ma’am, no. = We discussed this. Ma’am, please don’t do that anymore. = I am begging you as one human being to another. 😹😹😹
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Just shut out the noise and life gets better. See the beauty in everything the world offers you..
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Oof, hard week at work, but I do work with some great people and that makes it all worth it. Time to relax and enjoy the weekend, just ignore the noise of all the ugly and hateful people in this world. Hate ages you…
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’d try to be the bigger person but, I’m only 5’2…
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I find myself spending less time on this app and more and more on another platform where it is much quieter, much more privacy, with less trash and less pot stirrers… Protect what matters, ignore the rest!
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Everyone on this planet needs to watch Spielbergs Disclosure Day!! It is my belief that it will affect even the most hardened hardcore angry person, no matter your background Nobody can make you see clearly like Spielberg can Sometimes we need to see anothers point of view, so we can see ourselves
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Added a new original painting by my amazing friend Duane Potosky to my collection… Happy girl I am!
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Someone sent this to me Rude…
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Pretty much
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Had surgery on Thursday and not only am I allergic to anesthesia which always makes for a fun day but it turns out I’m also allergic to the surgical glue they used on the incision site. I’m a mess but I’m fine, I have a foreign object permanently residing in my chest but I’m fine, it’s fine…
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Sweet Dreams
ALT: Sweet Dreams
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Facts!
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Got my grid sketch done for my next piece.This one is gonna be a challenge to sketch on the canvas since I’m doing an oversized canvas but that’s what the grid is for. This originally was a photo captured by Sgt. Heath in Afghanistan needs to have a large presence so I’m planning on doing a 40x40 ©️
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sometimes you just need to get that toxicity out of your life and like magic, you can see the beauty again ✨
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
What the hell 109° 🥵in the shade 🫠
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Does anyone on this app remember the Green Goose in Nuremberg?
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sitting in the bar at the Plaza watching USA/Belgium match with a bunch of strangers and that someone… Gettin the bartender to make some bourbon drinks he’s never heard of, and he even hunted down some blueberries for me #spoiled
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I think we had visitors 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 😹
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
How much $ is one of these gonna run me 😹😹😹 can we negotiate 🖍️🖍️🖍️😹
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Welp… Time to release it onto the canvas and let it go forever ✨🫶🏻
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
D’ya like dags…
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What the hell Georgia 🥵
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Tonights episode of Kat’s cooking brings us a Levantine comfort that carried me back to the flavors of childhood in the Middle East No recipe Just memory, instinct, and a little nostalgia stirred into the pot. Some meals feed the body. Others feed the parts of us that remember where we’ve been..
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
90 Minuten waren Deutschland offenbar nicht genug. Also haben sie beschlossen, in der Nachspielzeit einfach noch einen draufzulegen. 🇩🇪😏
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Ich bin vielleicht keine Deutsche, aber heute wird mitgefiebert, gejubelt und wahrscheinlich viel zu laut vor dem Fernseher geschrien. 😹🇩🇪⚽ Auf geht’s, Deutschland!
#GERCIV
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Projection with a side of Mar-a-lago face…lol
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’ve learned that the most beautiful things in life are often the quietest, and the ones worth keeping close rather than showing off. ✨💙
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’m imperfect, occasionally stubborn, frequently amused, and surrounded by people who love me anyway. If that bothers someone, they’re welcome to carry that burden themselves. 🌻
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Turtle tracks 🐢 🫶🏻
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🧿Kat🪬 @katastr0phe.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The rain softened the whole city into a memory, lantern light glowing through the mist, moss swaying like old lullabies, and the quiet reminder that even storms can feel like home. She is beautiful, even when she weeps …
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