Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Turns out, once Tybalt dies, a 13 yo's interest in Romeo + Juliet plummets Tbf, I agree 010
Reposted by Kathleen AlvesDr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Y'all denied her tenure 263287608
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I completely forgot that I was wearing a Yankee hat when some rando said "Let's keep the dream alive" to me at the dentist I love NY sm 010
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Another stellar example why you should refer to the expertise and experience of Asian creatives 000
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I was wondering how they were able to reimagine Lee's character in East of Eden so beautifully. Absolute happy to discover (and no surprise) that @alexanderchee.bsky.social was a writer on the series 💕 110
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don't know how this person did not get in the pool, fully clothed, hold the baby in their arms and bottle-feed that way. Manatees are perfectly *shaped* for baby cradling!! 010
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Love seeing my friends cited during conference panels! Peeped @ecfriedman.com on a panel on gaming and composition 💕 030
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 03/10/2026One underrated thing about conference hotels: live TV Live TV on the bed with a snack? Sublime 060
Reposted by Kathleen AlvesErin L. Thompson @artcrimeprof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I HAVE A COVER! And a pub date - July 6, 2027! If you want six true stories of antiquities fraud, from a California college convinced that Hong Kong tourist trinkets were worth millions, to an entire fake museum, to the titular mummy carved from styrofoam, preorder at www.amazon.com/Styrofoam-Mu... 2139073
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Teaching psychoanalysis today, and a student asked, "So this Freud guy wanted to sleep with his mom?" "Yes, but all of us do, too" I love my job sometimes 010
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ha a coworker of mine said that their grandma would just put on her pjs and start vacuuming around folks' feet 110
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When Twitter was good, I remember this great thread on how people hinted that it was time for their guests to leave. I learned so much about regional and generational practices. Bluesky is fine, but it'll never be good like Twitter was good. Idk what the special sauce is exactly. 230
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Corporate Shittification is the de facto way of running a business 010
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The website is useless. I was able to schedule the vax through the site last year. This year the site is so glitchy it makes me feel like im trying to break into the matrix 010
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There has not been a single instance of an AI phone assistant that has not resulted in me hanging up, completely frustrated, not a single thing solved I'm looking at you CVS, the store with the worst website and the worst phone service. I don't want to download your app to schedule a flu shot!!! 1142
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 30/09/2026in what possible context could this be relevant jfc 010
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You have the energy I had in my early 20s. Have fun!! 111
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You cannot watch any Ryan Murphy vehicle sober. I'm watching the Lizzie Borden installment and it is unhinged. For ex: a parody of Scrooge on xmas except it's for a bedding ritual 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️ 010
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What kind of events?? Granted these are pretty old hits lol 110
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don't listen to live radio, but I could not avoid Shaboozy's "A Bar Song" or Lil Nas X's "Old Town Road" or Beyonce's "Texas Hold 'Em" or Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats" when I was out in gen pop (stores, cars, etc). I have not heard "Choosin' Texas" at all. Not a flex, just a fact! 110
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Also worth saying that Sci Fi narratives have warned us about the perils of humans weaponizing intelligence for power, harm, warfare, oppression, etc. Which most of these techbros have woefully misread. 040
Reposted by Kathleen AlvesProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵 19596013538
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comWoman Laughs and Spits DrinkALT: Woman Laughs and Spits Drink 000
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My point is that no "hard science" can be without politics or complicity in history. 161
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026An extreme example, but Nazi gas chambers were designed & engineered by the German firm Tofp and Sohne. They also designed the high-capacity ventilation & exhaust systems at Auschwitz-Birkenau. This engineering company 1st made heating & brewing equipment, then military weapons for both world wars. 191
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh, but have you ever had the instance when a guest fact-checks on chatgpt what you, an expert in your field, had to say??? 051
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I can't explain it, but otters have the cutest finger, hand, arm situation in the natural world 040
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I tell my students that this is an existential crisis and repeat "Protect your brains" like a revolutionary chant 0101
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I knew i wasn't the only one! My intuition is tingling, something bad is imminent 030
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Had a lovely conversation with Tanisha about my book and my academic path :) Also did not realize I really love the phrase "100%" www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6SF...youtube.comGet to KNOW: Dr. Kathleen Tamayo AlvesYouTube video by CUNYQueensborough 142
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's week 4 and my no-reminder experiment seems to be working -- most students learned very quickly not to rely on me to send reminders for assignments and have been on top of their own work! Incredible! Feels like 2007 010
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Where else could I say "Is this the yak line?" than the Queens Night Market 💕 000
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 18/09/2026When i have the audacity to accidentally wake him from his 10th nap of the afternoon 000
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Too good not to share: a historical and comic KDrama "Rookie Historian" has everything: 19C Joseon, banned books, the romance novel, historians, the court, a masquerading prince, a learned spinster pressured to marry, and an inexplicable Robinson Crusoe cameo 🤷🏽♀️ I'm obsessed 1112
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I can't make bibimbap as often as I used to because ground beef is like 3X what it used to cost! 8$ for a lb, not less than 2 you out of touch skunk 131
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Brace yourself when you listen to Sara Bareille's newest album. Good lord, I'm weepy 010
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I read this very short piece and there is no practical suggestions, except for Perusall (which we don't consider an LLM?). Asking ChatGPT to brainstorm for a student, then guiding the student to choose the best idea is ridiculous and a waste of time. I haven't read a SINGLE thing that persuades me 131
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 06/09/2026We went to a giant flea market today and I am happy to report that there was no AI there, at least from what I could see. Just sweet, bad art that is charming and what makes us human, period and for some reason "bitch barn" was a big thing there 050
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Not a 'gotcha' situation, more like hearing students' epiphanies in real time was the coolest thing ever 020
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 04/09/2026For the 1st Intro to Lit Study class, I asked students to interpret the meaning of Raymond Carver's "Popular Mechanics." After they wrote that down, I asked them to think about how their personal experience influenced their interpretation. I was NOT prepared to hear students loudly say, "oh shit" 120
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Now I understand why a faculty member, now retired, used to bring an electric fan to her classrooms 040
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 31/08/2026On a long line for a death-defying ride at the county fair, I overheard this great convo between two gen z kids: 1: Is this the line?! 2: Yeah, bro 1: For real? 2: For real, bro 1: For real real? 2: Deadass The "deadass" settled it. I love language and NY so much 010
Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I don't even want to hear this man say "Bless you." Insincere scoundrel 010