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Kathleen Alves

@katalves18c.bsky.social
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english associate prof, 2YC stan, 18c lit and med, unapologetic Filipinx, optimistic misanthrope, petty moralist. Opinions my own. She/her

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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Turns out, once Tybalt dies, a 13 yo's interest in Romeo + Juliet plummets Tbf, I agree
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Y'all denied her tenure
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I completely forgot that I was wearing a Yankee hat when some rando said "Let's keep the dream alive" to me at the dentist I love NY sm
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In this economy??
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another stellar example why you should refer to the expertise and experience of Asian creatives
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was wondering how they were able to reimagine Lee's character in East of Eden so beautifully. Absolute happy to discover (and no surprise) that @alexanderchee.bsky.social was a writer on the series 💕
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't know how this person did not get in the pool, fully clothed, hold the baby in their arms and bottle-feed that way. Manatees are perfectly *shaped* for baby cradling!!
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love seeing my friends cited during conference panels! Peeped @ecfriedman.com on a panel on gaming and composition 💕
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One underrated thing about conference hotels: live TV Live TV on the bed with a snack? Sublime
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Erin L. Thompson @artcrimeprof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I HAVE A COVER! And a pub date - July 6, 2027! If you want six true stories of antiquities fraud, from a California college convinced that Hong Kong tourist trinkets were worth millions, to an entire fake museum, to the titular mummy carved from styrofoam, preorder at www.amazon.com/Styrofoam-Mu...
Cover of the book The Styrofoam Mummy https://www.amazon.com/Styrofoam-Mummy-Tales-Antiquities-Market/dp/1324035870
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Teaching psychoanalysis today, and a student asked, "So this Freud guy wanted to sleep with his mom?" "Yes, but all of us do, too" I love my job sometimes
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ha a coworker of mine said that their grandma would just put on her pjs and start vacuuming around folks' feet
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When Twitter was good, I remember this great thread on how people hinted that it was time for their guests to leave. I learned so much about regional and generational practices. Bluesky is fine, but it'll never be good like Twitter was good. Idk what the special sauce is exactly.
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Corporate Shittification is the de facto way of running a business
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The website is useless. I was able to schedule the vax through the site last year. This year the site is so glitchy it makes me feel like im trying to break into the matrix
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There has not been a single instance of an AI phone assistant that has not resulted in me hanging up, completely frustrated, not a single thing solved I'm looking at you CVS, the store with the worst website and the worst phone service. I don't want to download your app to schedule a flu shot!!!
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
in what possible context could this be relevant jfc
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You have the energy I had in my early 20s. Have fun!!
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You cannot watch any Ryan Murphy vehicle sober. I'm watching the Lizzie Borden installment and it is unhinged. For ex: a parody of Scrooge on xmas except it's for a bedding ritual 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What kind of events?? Granted these are pretty old hits lol
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't listen to live radio, but I could not avoid Shaboozy's "A Bar Song" or Lil Nas X's "Old Town Road" or Beyonce's "Texas Hold 'Em" or Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats" when I was out in gen pop (stores, cars, etc). I have not heard "Choosin' Texas" at all. Not a flex, just a fact!
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I made nor'easter zeppoles tonight
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also worth saying that Sci Fi narratives have warned us about the perils of humans weaponizing intelligence for power, harm, warfare, oppression, etc. Which most of these techbros have woefully misread.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Woman Laughs and Spits Drink
ALT: Woman Laughs and Spits Drink
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My point is that no "hard science" can be without politics or complicity in history.
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An extreme example, but Nazi gas chambers were designed & engineered by the German firm Tofp and Sohne. They also designed the high-capacity ventilation & exhaust systems at Auschwitz-Birkenau. This engineering company 1st made heating & brewing equipment, then military weapons for both world wars.
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh, but have you ever had the instance when a guest fact-checks on chatgpt what you, an expert in your field, had to say???
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can't explain it, but otters have the cutest finger, hand, arm situation in the natural world
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I tell my students that this is an existential crisis and repeat "Protect your brains" like a revolutionary chant
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I knew i wasn't the only one! My intuition is tingling, something bad is imminent
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes with 21 views, all from my mom lol
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Truly, wizard of ozzing everyone
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had a lovely conversation with Tanisha about my book and my academic path :) Also did not realize I really love the phrase "100%" www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6SF...
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Get to KNOW: Dr. Kathleen Tamayo Alves
YouTube video by CUNYQueensborough
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's week 4 and my no-reminder experiment seems to be working -- most students learned very quickly not to rely on me to send reminders for assignments and have been on top of their own work! Incredible! Feels like 2007
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Where else could I say "Is this the yak line?" than the Queens Night Market 💕
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When i have the audacity to accidentally wake him from his 10th nap of the afternoon
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Both beautiful people!!
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Too good not to share: a historical and comic KDrama "Rookie Historian" has everything: 19C Joseon, banned books, the romance novel, historians, the court, a masquerading prince, a learned spinster pressured to marry, and an inexplicable Robinson Crusoe cameo 🤷🏽‍♀️ I'm obsessed
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can't make bibimbap as often as I used to because ground beef is like 3X what it used to cost! 8$ for a lb, not less than 2 you out of touch skunk
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Brace yourself when you listen to Sara Bareille's newest album. Good lord, I'm weepy
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
No 🙂
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
No
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I read this very short piece and there is no practical suggestions, except for Perusall (which we don't consider an LLM?). Asking ChatGPT to brainstorm for a student, then guiding the student to choose the best idea is ridiculous and a waste of time. I haven't read a SINGLE thing that persuades me
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We went to a giant flea market today and I am happy to report that there was no AI there, at least from what I could see. Just sweet, bad art that is charming and what makes us human, period and for some reason "bitch barn" was a big thing there
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not a 'gotcha' situation, more like hearing students' epiphanies in real time was the coolest thing ever
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
For the 1st Intro to Lit Study class, I asked students to interpret the meaning of Raymond Carver's "Popular Mechanics." After they wrote that down, I asked them to think about how their personal experience influenced their interpretation. I was NOT prepared to hear students loudly say, "oh shit"
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now I understand why a faculty member, now retired, used to bring an electric fan to her classrooms
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
On a long line for a death-defying ride at the county fair, I overheard this great convo between two gen z kids: 1: Is this the line?! 2: Yeah, bro 1: For real? 2: For real, bro 1: For real real? 2: Deadass The "deadass" settled it. I love language and NY so much
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don't even want to hear this man say "Bless you." Insincere scoundrel
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