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kristen🪩🍜

@karmathecatlor.bsky.social
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🌈 baby, we’re the New Romantics ⚖️

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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 3h
Bish fuq 😭😭😭
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The Life Of A Showgirl Taylor Swift
Alt: The Life Of A Showgirl Taylor Swift in a teal bathtub
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 3h
Girl you coming back? 🥺
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 3h
Loooove this for you! Sending you even more love and good vibes. 🙂‍↕️
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 3h
She’s way too precious. Protect her at all costs!
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 3h
LOL love this
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 3h
I’m crying this is too much 🤣
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 3h
FUUUUUUQ all that champagne 😭 that she filled the swimming pool with, and drowned in it ☠️
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 3h
Standing ovation after champagne problems cause that’s how it ends?
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Taylor Swift Eras Tour: Wet Hair Look
Alt: Taylor Swift Eras Tour: Wet Hair Look
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 3h
This is so amazing. I’m so happy for you! 🥹🫂💜
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 3h
Diarrhea :/
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 3h
I bet!! 🤤 dang every Friday night? Plzzzz
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 3h
💜🥹
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 3h
REAL!!! THE TEEEEEA
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 5h
And date pudding with Turkish coffee 🤤
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 5h
Hahaa yesss exactly! To all of it! I’m half Arab for reference so I def love a good Arabic meal. We went to a Jordanian restaurant! It was really good. I had stuff I’ve had before but it was extra good ya know? Falafel, labneh, salad (idk what kind lolz), kofta with tahini sauce—
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 6h
Bro, middle eastern food is the fuqing G.O.A.T. I rarely have authentic food anymore so when I do, I slip into heaven. Secret gardens of my mind bish!
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Tiger Tiger Woods
Alt: Homie dancing with strobe lights like he is in euphoric state
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 7h
Wow this sounds amazing 🥲
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 7h
Sending unfrazzled vibes to you friend 💜🫂
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 7h
Holy shit that’s not ok. Thank goodness you stepped in, but I’m so sorry it took a toll on you too. 🫂
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 8h
Yayyy! You did it! I hope you can rest this weekend. 💜
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 8h
Yo that’s wild af love it tho! Haha
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 11h
“I walked down a patch in the woods until I came to a corner. I went around the corner to see if spring was on the other side.” “And was it?” asked Toad. “No,” said Frog. “There was only a pine tree, three pebbles and some dry grass.”
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WatchYouTolerateME!🏳️‍🌈 @watchyoutolerateme.bsky.social · 12h
Me realizing that You’re Losing Me is the bonus 24th track. Which would make 10/24 (debut anniversary) You’re Losing Me day
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Coco Police Skeleton Shocked
ALT: Coco Police Skeleton Shocked
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 12h
A gray and white lop-eared bunny rests against someone’s arm outdoors.
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 13h
Thank goodness!! I’m so glad. 🥳
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 15h
Happy birthday Michelle!!! That sounds great (besides the long shift!). Have a great day! 🥳🎉
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 19h
The sySTEM’s breaking down. *I think there’s been a glitch*
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Anne🧚🏻🏰 @freefromfairytales.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s really happening. Lance Bass talking about playing a character while singing love songs and hiding his sexuality. “I always felt like I was an actor” www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyq3U4uE/
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craven (so it goes…) 🧡🌈🪞 @jadegolduck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
happiness mention (eras doc) going into the BI 🩷💜💙 4 and 0 - 0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ i’m cooked
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ugh friend. I totally feel you and I’m so sorry. 🫂 Be kind to yourself.
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vi0let 💜🥨 @myeyesviolet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
honestly making the first new song you release after your wedding that people have been imagining for you since you were a teenager repeat "if you're sick of him, i got you" is so craaaazy it's like a gaylor made it up
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Of course! I really do too. 🥲 And definitely needed to hear it today. Thank you! I hope yours is going well too! 💜
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Salem 🌼 @taylorsdaisies.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These orchids at my work are gorgeous I wanted to share them 💗
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you want a better world, be better in your world. Ripples reach, to be is to teach. If you wish to make a difference, practice what you seek. – Donna Ashworth
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you want a safer world, save something, anything. If you want a loving world, love someone, anyone. If you want a peaceful world, make peace somewhere, anywhere.
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hiiiiii. I attended a zoom live Headspace meditation today with Dora (love her) and she shared this poem. Hopefully it resonates with you. It certainly did for me. 💜
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wait this is fuqing amazing please
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I meant relationship to social media* I’m so burned out I can’t even finish my own sentence. 🥲
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That’s crazy! I’ve literally never been to Disney Land or World or anything so I have no idea what it’s like. 😅
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Riiiiiiiiight! Samesies. 💜
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lmaoooo! 😂😂😂
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Omg I just got thru responding to someone that my health has declined. I’m so sorry this happened to you. 🫂 I hope you’re still able to get the support you need!
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My health has definitely declined not just from aging, but like not living as much as I would like. I sit and use my brain a lot just so I can live comfortably (I mean that’s most of us). It’s just very tiring. I wish things would change. 🫂
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you! It’s a really complex “relationship.” Without it, I wouldn’t have had health insurance, made money to pay for shiz (financial security), and met my spouse and several friends. Still, working for corporate has its serious cons. Working for 8+ hours a day staring at a computer is torture.
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It not or*
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lmao! Nah it’s not bad like that. Just observation. The way some people respond isn’t necessarily vile, but or does make you stop and go: is it that serious lil heaux???
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes Jayde! For real. I wish I had a better relationship (mostly none haha)
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuq the encore. This is on repeat. Thank you. More uplifting music is necessary.
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Lil Nas X - World's Greatest! (Official Video)
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Do we have to put disclaimers on everything we post nowadays to let everyone know that the 5 words you say doesn’t mean you’re unaware of anything else in relation to those 5 things? Yowza! I hate social media for this reason. Even this platform (still love y’all tho).
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kristen🪩🍜 @karmathecatlor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I get the connection! I just still think it’s odd because of my nostalgic brain, disconnecting the two. 😂 I didn’t know they’ve been doing collabs for that long, though.
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