Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If 52 is a vampire, then dynamo is the garlic. (100% reliable source) 020
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026FINALLY AFTER LONG CENTURIES, I 4 STARRED EVERY SHOOTER IN S3!!! (I didn’t miss a single one, nope, that’s all of ‘em) 171
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Don’t be shy to reach out! Likes and Reposts appreciated! I’ll also be playing 8s, Sendouq and pickups irregularly so if you’re interested feel free to hmu. 042
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Slight vent post: OMG I HATE DOUBLE MIDLINE SO SO MUCH, ESPECIALLY SWORD RN. WE TAKE SPACE SLOW, WE CAN’T WIN FIGHTS VS 52 BLAST, WE CAN’T CLEAR THEIR CARBON, I CAN’T PRACTICE 96, “GOING EVEN AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH” BC YOU GAIN LESS AND LOSE MORE SPACE EACH FIGHT. I SWEAR SWORD IS SO ASS. 110
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Hmmm my copy of Splatoon 3 looks a bit off today I wonder why… 050
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Competitive Turf War talk (fr): How on earth do we have 20~30 weeklies and not a single one of them is Turf-only??? If ppl keep complaining about 52 blast and think the zones meta is boring af then “one required reeflux = one less bs weapon” sounds about right. Just a thought, anyways… 120
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Tryna 4 star every shooter and OMG WTF IS THIS 5-SHOT KILL 24 DAMAGE BS 021
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026My S3 copium: They’re not done with the game yet until they add tricolor in pbs trusttttttttt 042
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Meta adaption: I’ve always upheld the notion “pick a good weapon if you wanna win” in competitive games. Adaption and swapping to better options is simply part of player progression. If you want to one-trick sth like sword that’s fine but don’t complain when you lose when we all have free choice. 1102
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 20/08/202611.3 day 1 thoughts: -Carbon stocks are up up up -Zooka and splashdown got some nice QoL -Missile pro might be interesting -Tri gonna get picked even more -52 is 52 -Rip bow, pencil is still fine -1100hp vac is still more than enough 060
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Patch is legit a nothing burger but imma have fun with this >:3 020
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Ok as much as everyone hates 52 blaster: I think it’s in the game’s best interest to buff literally anything to match the top tier’s level of power. Nerfing 52 blaster is cool but that alone wouldn’t actually get ppl to play the game in its 4th year life cycle, esp if they’re not doing more 3rd kits 290
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Potential patch this week? (Side note: I understand why they reverted vshot to 200p last patch lol 😭) 241
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Got banished to silver bracket bc I didn’t pick 52 whoops 182
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Cooler weapon diversity: One underrated aspect of this meta is the amount of viable cooler weapons rn. 6 out of 9 of them are relevant in comp building and only H3 is horridly bad. There are cooler options for every role and cooler output is fairly balanced. We came a long way since the pencil era. 2165
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I must learn this technique 👀 (Friendly screen warning) 163
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026We might have cooked so hard we burnt down the kitchen, and the house… and mayhaps the entire neighbourhood 😭 030
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Importance of renewable resources in Raiders: 1. Spiralite Gems 2. Spiralite Shards (HUGE GAP) 3. Boss Salmonid Drops (The gem economy is so bad in the post-game ngl) 000
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Guys, is it bad that I keep calling the endgame/postgame area “The Glory Hole”? 😭 070
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Thanks for tagging me along! And ggs to all the teams we’ve faced! 060
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Is it just me, or do the Raiders’ hairstyles look kinda ugly… (EXCEPT FOR THE DEFAULT INKLING ONE AND BANDANA OCTOLING ONE AND THE UHHH WAIT SPOILERS OOPS :3) 020
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The upsides of living in Hong Kong: Getting to play Raiders 12 hours earlier than NA, getting a NS2+MWK bundle for only 370USD (converted) The downsides of living in Hong Kong: EVERYTHING ELSE 😭 070
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026HUMMINA HUMMINA (Tbh it was piss easy the salmonids did 0 damage and I spammed gadgets and I beat it in 10 mins while collecting everything) 031
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Meta weapons talk (getting this out b4 raiders comes along): I srsly don’t understand what’s so bad about switching over to sth like 52 or blaster and dropping weapons when they fall off. Why on earth would you arbitrarily lock urself out from playing the best winning options??? It’s just dumb ngl. 271
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Ranking The Most Infamous Weapons OAT in Splatoon! (imo) 1. S1 Damage up Slosher 2. S3 Splash/Machine (Crab Meta) 3. S2 Tri Slosher (Launch) (Gap) 4. S2 mpu BPN (4.3) 5. S3 Squeezer 6. S2 K52 (Endgame) 7. S1 CRB/Cherry H3/Zimi 8. S3 Cblast/Heavy (11.0) 9. S3 Pencil 10. S1 Damage up Eliter 280
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The prophecy has been fulfilled. Behold, 5.48K gal ft. cblast 070
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 12/07/2026(Forgot to post this on bsky ytd) I FINALLY WON A TOURNAMENT YIPPEE! GGs to all my teammates and opponents! (I hope the next iteration runs more smoothly, holy hell the delays esp in the lower brackets were lowkey unbearable 😭) 2160
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 11/07/2026>:3 got 2nd place in a41 clams bronze bracket! GGs to all the teams we’ve played! Roster: @karlspl.bsky.social uwu I love .52 gallon @sharkbiitez.bsky.social squelcher god @illuminousaura.bsky.social whispers of hyperdive @puddibow.bsky.social puddibow? more like sluttibow 😵💫😵💫 1154
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026This is totally a healthy amount of 52 gameplay :3333333 160
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Daily .52 gallon propaganda >:3 (this time there’s no 96) 010
Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Patch Hopes! (a lot of them are reverts to S3 overnerfs) 020
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