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Karl_spl

@karlspl.bsky.social
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22 | he/him | Hong Kong (UTC+8) | Captain for @bigmanonlyfins.bsky.social | Following comp Splatoon players! Pfp by @aceastro.bsky.social

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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wheeeeee
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If 52 is a vampire, then dynamo is the garlic. (100% reliable source)
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love 52 blast vac uwu
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
FINALLY AFTER LONG CENTURIES, I 4 STARRED EVERY SHOOTER IN S3!!! (I didn’t miss a single one, nope, that’s all of ‘em)
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Slow grind
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Zones
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don’t be shy to reach out! Likes and Reposts appreciated! I’ll also be playing 8s, Sendouq and pickups irregularly so if you’re interested feel free to hmu.
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Early clams calc
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Slight vent post: OMG I HATE DOUBLE MIDLINE SO SO MUCH, ESPECIALLY SWORD RN. WE TAKE SPACE SLOW, WE CAN’T WIN FIGHTS VS 52 BLAST, WE CAN’T CLEAR THEIR CARBON, I CAN’T PRACTICE 96, “GOING EVEN AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH” BC YOU GAIN LESS AND LOSE MORE SPACE EACH FIGHT. I SWEAR SWORD IS SO ASS.
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Splash was so last summer but I’m still in season 😛
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hmmm my copy of Splatoon 3 looks a bit off today I wonder why…
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Competitive Turf War talk (fr): How on earth do we have 20~30 weeklies and not a single one of them is Turf-only??? If ppl keep complaining about 52 blast and think the zones meta is boring af then “one required reeflux = one less bs weapon” sounds about right. Just a thought, anyways…
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Tryna 4 star every shooter and OMG WTF IS THIS 5-SHOT KILL 24 DAMAGE BS
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My S3 copium: They’re not done with the game yet until they add tricolor in pbs trusttttttttt
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Meta adaption: I’ve always upheld the notion “pick a good weapon if you wanna win” in competitive games. Adaption and swapping to better options is simply part of player progression. If you want to one-trick sth like sword that’s fine but don’t complain when you lose when we all have free choice.
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
11.3 day 1 thoughts: -Carbon stocks are up up up -Zooka and splashdown got some nice QoL -Missile pro might be interesting -Tri gonna get picked even more -52 is 52 -Rip bow, pencil is still fine -1100hp vac is still more than enough
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Patch is legit a nothing burger but imma have fun with this >:3
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ok as much as everyone hates 52 blaster: I think it’s in the game’s best interest to buff literally anything to match the top tier’s level of power. Nerfing 52 blaster is cool but that alone wouldn’t actually get ppl to play the game in its 4th year life cycle, esp if they’re not doing more 3rd kits
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Potential patch this week? (Side note: I understand why they reverted vshot to 200p last patch lol 😭)
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The secret 52/blaster counter no one plays: /srs
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Got banished to silver bracket bc I didn’t pick 52 whoops
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Cooler weapon diversity: One underrated aspect of this meta is the amount of viable cooler weapons rn. 6 out of 9 of them are relevant in comp building and only H3 is horridly bad. There are cooler options for every role and cooler output is fairly balanced. We came a long way since the pencil era.
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I must learn this technique 👀 (Friendly screen warning)
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Big Man Onlyfins @bigmanonlyfins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Big Man Onlyfins @bigmanonlyfins.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Look at these chuds (big man simps) :3 Unrelated team pic below:
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Big Man Onlyfins @bigmanonlyfins.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Also tysm @narfer.bsky.social for creating this masterpiece team logo! HUMMINA HUMMINA
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
We might have cooked so hard we burnt down the kitchen, and the house… and mayhaps the entire neighbourhood 😭
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
1st step to greatness o7
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Big things to come… 👀
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Importance of renewable resources in Raiders: 1. Spiralite Gems 2. Spiralite Shards (HUGE GAP) 3. Boss Salmonid Drops (The gem economy is so bad in the post-game ngl)
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Guys, is it bad that I keep calling the endgame/postgame area “The Glory Hole”? 😭
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
MY EYES (all 3 of us ran splatalites lol)
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Maxed out splatchet let’s goooo
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Thanks for tagging me along! And ggs to all the teams we’ve faced!
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Is it just me, or do the Raiders’ hairstyles look kinda ugly… (EXCEPT FOR THE DEFAULT INKLING ONE AND BANDANA OCTOLING ONE AND THE UHHH WAIT SPOILERS OOPS :3)
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
“How’s my sleep schedule you ask?” Me:
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The upsides of living in Hong Kong: Getting to play Raiders 12 hours earlier than NA, getting a NS2+MWK bundle for only 370USD (converted) The downsides of living in Hong Kong: EVERYTHING ELSE 😭
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
HUMMINA HUMMINA (Tbh it was piss easy the salmonids did 0 damage and I spammed gadgets and I beat it in 10 mins while collecting everything)
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Meta weapons talk (getting this out b4 raiders comes along): I srsly don’t understand what’s so bad about switching over to sth like 52 or blaster and dropping weapons when they fall off. Why on earth would you arbitrarily lock urself out from playing the best winning options??? It’s just dumb ngl.
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ranking The Most Infamous Weapons OAT in Splatoon! (imo) 1. S1 Damage up Slosher 2. S3 Splash/Machine (Crab Meta) 3. S2 Tri Slosher (Launch) (Gap) 4. S2 mpu BPN (4.3) 5. S3 Squeezer 6. S2 K52 (Endgame) 7. S1 CRB/Cherry H3/Zimi 8. S3 Cblast/Heavy (11.0) 9. S3 Pencil 10. S1 Damage up Eliter
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The prophecy has been fulfilled. Behold, 5.48K gal ft. cblast
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My hands are alrdy itching so bad 😭
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
(Forgot to post this on bsky ytd) I FINALLY WON A TOURNAMENT YIPPEE! GGs to all my teammates and opponents! (I hope the next iteration runs more smoothly, holy hell the delays esp in the lower brackets were lowkey unbearable 😭)
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
.52 gal 5K from a41 cb
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
>:3 got 2nd place in a41 clams bronze bracket! GGs to all the teams we’ve played! Roster: @karlspl.bsky.social uwu I love .52 gallon @sharkbiitez.bsky.social squelcher god @illuminousaura.bsky.social whispers of hyperdive @puddibow.bsky.social puddibow? more like sluttibow 😵‍💫😵‍💫
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This is totally a healthy amount of 52 gameplay :3333333
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Daily .52 gallon propaganda >:3 (this time there’s no 96)
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Patch Hopes! (a lot of them are reverts to S3 overnerfs)
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
[Unofficial advertisement] Go sign up for this! Srsly draft tournaments are so fun, you get to branch out to other ppl in the community, and best of all you don’t need to be on a team to sign up :3
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Karl_spl @karlspl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
>:3
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