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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

*tinny, garbled voice* "Pick up that Subway sandwich, citizen"

Screenshot of the infamous scene from Half-Life 2 where the jackboot thug in the gas mask demands that you pick up the soda can he just knocked onto the ground.

Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

The only thing missing from the rest of this job posting (which is formatted just like this) is a bullet stating, "Attention to detail is STRONGLY preferred." This is actually not uncommon.

A screenshot of the "Qualifications" section of a LinkedIn job posting, but the formatting is badly mangled causing anywhere from the last 1 to 5 characters from each line to, instead, be prepended to the following line

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

So wait... is comedy now illegal again, or... ? Just trying to keep track.

A snippet of the Facebook screenshot above where the respondent writes, "This gal (according to another poster) also does comedy and can't be trusted."

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Holy shit we're wrapping back around to *that* part of the timeline...

Old cigarette ad proclaiming, "Viceroys FILTER the Smoke!" There is a dentist on the right side of the image holding up a dental mirror with a speech bubble that says, "As your Dentist, I would recommend VICEROYS"

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

jesus the irony of using *that* specific emoji is certainly not lost on me.

A Karoline Leavitt tweet that reads...

HAPPENING NOW: President Trump signs an Executive Order calling for the creation of a Sovereign Wealth Fund

At the end of the tweet is en emoji of a stack of US Dollars with a pair of wings, sometimes used to lightheartedly indicate a financial loss as if the lost funds were flying away.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

loving how nazi defenders, apologists, and deniers always out themselves loudly on the internet tbqh

The Silent Protector meme, where a soldier is kneeling over a peacefully sleeping child, protecting him from a hail of missiles, grenades, and knives. Instead of having his arms out in a protective gesture, however, he is doing a Nazi salute (no, not Roman). The text above the soldier reads, "dumb fucks on the internet," whereas the text above the sleeping child reads, "elon musk"

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

"do-over" for my do-over... wtf are you trying to say with this recursive, self-referential bullshit, dictionary?!

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

A hand, facing down, with a pat of butter on it being held over a bathroom sink. Maple syrup is being liberally poured on the hand. The text reads: Somebody gonna catch these Slapjacks

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Replaying The Ascent lately and man, it's such a stunning, meticulous take on cyberpunk worldbuilding. The beauty, the neon, the grit and grime are all there and they're done so well that it makes me wish a sequel is coming (probably not). The story's not half bad, either - and the gameplay is FUN.

A very neon, very colorful screenshot of the isometric, cyberpunk action RPG/shooter, The Ascent.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I should listen to more Griselda next year tbqh

Spotify wrapped screenshot
Top artists are NEMS, Boards of Canada, ILL BILL, Papoose, FSOL

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

That is a *freakishly* large thumb.

a zoom-in of the red panda darth vader's thumb on the tray of mcdonalds hash browns

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

... and give up office jousting with the big meet coming up next month? foh with that bullshit.

Do not push the chair around when a person is sitting in it MY ASS

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

The joy that I take from this photo is mainly that RFK Jr is probably going to absolutely shit his brains out as a result of this.

Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Don Jr, and RFK Jr sit around a kind of gaudy table, on a private jet, covered in McDonalds.

Mike Johnson is in the background smiling and clearly jumped into the picture so he could pretend he's associated with the cool guys. After the picture, Donald was probably like, "Mike! What the fuck man? I told you you can't be in this one! This is for the core crew, OK bro? How many times do we have to go over this? You're basically a satellite office, or a subsidiary, or whatever. You're not in the fucking CORE CREW." He probably got all sullen and went back to his seat way on the other side of the plane and all pouty was like, "They'll love me one day. I'm gonna check if my son's been watching any porn."

Don Jr is holding up a large McDonald's french fry container because he thinks this is probably what the poors do when their betters finally allow them to eat.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

MF DOOM - Born Like This Bonus: Though there are no skips present, CELLZ is infinitely replayable and its apocalyptic overtones are more appropriate than ever.

Album cover of MF DOOM's 2009 album, Born Like This

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

"no bitch i said what i meant and i meant it when i said it"

a crow responding snarkily to your snarky ass post

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Atlas: I'll settle for not being shot in a pit behind Kristi Noem's house.

JD Vance tweet with his dog saying all his dog wants for his 1st birthday is for people to vote for Donald Trump.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

Saturday afternoon millet snack. Now that's what's up.

A handsome caique parrot holding a cluster of millet in his claw as he happily snacks away the afternoon.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

Saw this cool guy in his usual spot (when he's actually around) while walking the dog just now. Chilliest dinosaur in the county.

A shot of a very, very large pale orange iguana lounging around on top of a wall.

A shot of the same very, very large pale orange iguana, but from the other side.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 13/10/2024

Wonder what's going on out in West Palm Beach. Taken from I-95, just north of the Belvedere/airport exit.

Distant palm trees and a plume of smoke indicating some kind of fire.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 12/10/2024

See and I've been over here thinking "electric stapler"

an electric stapler that looks like the stupid robovan

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 10/10/2024

whoa a tornado in palm beach county blew a cybertruck all the way onto the roof of this house

A home damaged as the result of a tornado. There are bits of small debris and clumps of dirt from the yard scattered across the yard and driveway. There is a badly dented/damaged small SUV positioned diagonally against the garage door. There is a cybertruck with a green vinyl wrap precariously sitting on the roof. Naw I'm just kidding it's actually a long-ass dumpster.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 09/10/2024

omfg kamala harris is on her way to florida were so fucked holy shit omg omg thanks a lot democrats look what youve done

Storm from the X-Men in flight and surrounded by tidal waves and lightning

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 07/10/2024

[INITIATE JOY ROUTINE] [...] [...] [ERROR! SECTION 000ba4f3e06 OF FILESYSTEM CORRUPT] [DEFAULTING TO JUMP ROUTINE] [JUMP EXECUTED] [JUMP EXECUTED] [JUMP ROUTINE COMPLETE]

elon musk majestically taking flight before disappearing into the clouds and never being seen again... but naw, he's just jumping around on stage like a manchild.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 07/10/2024

Am I going nuts or has Trump assumed the speaking cadence of Elmer Higgins from Crank Yankers?

Elmer Higgins making a phone call on Crank Yankers.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 07/10/2024

Oh come the fuck on, 30 seconds on google and 2 min fiddling with NOAA's historical hurricane track search.

a messy pile of hurricane tracks on a map, many of which did, in fact, travel east across the gulf.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 03/10/2024

LinkedIn is just generally awful tbqh. For context, I don't have a degree in those things, I have exactly zero tool and die or any kind of shop or manufacturing experience. This posting couldn't possibly have anything to do with me.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 03/10/2024

Holy shit the Method Man snapback I bought at a Red & Meth show a few years back was actually a Moo Deng hat all along.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 02/10/2024

Them: WTF are you talking about? Twitter isn't full of nazis. It's a bastion of free speech! You're just a soft communist, idiot! POV: me looking at the sidebar having never sought out right wing, nazi, or fascist-friendly content:

Live on X

1488 RADIO - 3RD REICH HISTORY WITH @karlra...

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 26/09/2024

irony dripping from this post so hard its a wonder twitter's servers haven't short circuited from all the moisture

Elon Musk tweet that reads: Mark Cuban is proof that morons can become billionaires.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 23/09/2024

Is he... mad because he did a racist thing and people went, "Bro that seems kind of racist," and many of them even gave him a default benefit of the doubt as if maybe he didn't even consciously know or someone else had set the prices that way on purpose?

Quote from the article that reads: "So, I put everything on sale with that 88," he said defiantly. "We're gonna do those pillows on sale $19.88, $18.88, $9.88, $14.88. Then I can't believe the media can figure out a way to attack me on my own pricing!"

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 20/09/2024

omg me too so so much, leon. me too.

Elon Musk tweet that reads: "I love when people complain about Twitter... on Twitter"

Except the first instance of "Twitter" is sloppily scratched out and replaced with "Tesla"

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 20/09/2024

BREAKING: photo dump of Mark Robinson forum posts where he demonstrates his urination skills

Stick figure comic where one stick figure brags to another about how hard he can pee and then demonstrates, much to the chagrin of the other stick figure.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 19/09/2024

Hell yeah. Made it back in one piece.

Mission 1 Clear screen from the classic side scrolling SNES shooter, U.N. Squadron.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 18/09/2024

No, no, its TRUE! Here's a picture of him *literally* barbecuing the children! We've got him dead to rights!

Jd Vance standing in front of a couple of grills that have been piled with chicken (OR IS IT???)

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

Companies used to just give away *seven*-day free trials. For free. Without having to run errands for them I guess the economy really has hit everyone hard. 🥲

Discord Activities Quest banner offering a one-day free trial of Discord Nitro in exchange for playing any activity in the Discord client for 15 minutes.

Big "Accept Quest" button at the bottom.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

It's been ingrained into them via all the targeted shirts they see ads for while perusing racist Facebook memes, maybe?

A "targeted shirt" with an oddly specific description of the wearer.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 16/09/2024

Does this mean I'm better than ~8M people? Maybe. But I'm above that sort of thing.

Celebrating 10M users. I was #2,035,281 which means I was very, very late.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 15/09/2024

Curly tailed lizards are pretty audacious as far as lizards go. They'll stand on the sidewalk and stare you down, moving only at the last second and only a few feet away to continue staring. This one seems to consider this junction box his territory and taunted my dog for several minutes.

A curly tailed lizard standing on the half-opened lid of a plastic junction box in the ground, surrounded by grass.

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