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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

*tinny, garbled voice* "Pick up that Subway sandwich, citizen"

Screenshot of the infamous scene from Half-Life 2 where the jackboot thug in the gas mask demands that you pick up the soda can he just knocked onto the ground.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Wonder when the "daring escape" and "disappearance" are scheduled for.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

I like how he says, "A Biden DOJ would probably arrest *me* for saying this should be looked into," all speculatively as if we didn't just wrap a 4 year term where they were "looking into" all kinds of absurd shit to try to impeach him and all he did was almost fall asleep at the debate.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

the old american dream is dead. the new american dream is finding a job where you don't get bothered for anything most of the time so you can get better at all the cool shit you learned during covid.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Chronicles of Narnia, but instead of a wardrobe, its a rusty old fridge at the city dump.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

It's more fun when you operate from the position that all "Lip Reader Reveals..." articles are actually written by people working on behalf of the person/people allegedly having their lips read in order to misdirect from, or obfuscate, what was actually said.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

I finally got it. Tim Pool is real life Dwight Schrute.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Thinking about how cool it would be if my fiancee drew blood for a living so I could walk into the room she's in and he like, "Well, well, well if it isn't my phlebottom bitch!"

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

The only thing missing from the rest of this job posting (which is formatted just like this) is a bullet stating, "Attention to detail is STRONGLY preferred." This is actually not uncommon.

A screenshot of the "Qualifications" section of a LinkedIn job posting, but the formatting is badly mangled causing anywhere from the last 1 to 5 characters from each line to, instead, be prepended to the following line

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

It starts as a distant rumble, but as you near Vatican City, it becomes clear that what you hear is dozens of male voices rhythmically chanting "CONCLAVE CONCLAVE!" As St. Peter's Square comes into view, you bear witness: All 135 cardinals holding torches, arranged in a giant square formation...

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

now how am i supposed to get my super premium... *checks notes*... uh... black... uh... market... fentanyl-laced... uh... tyle... nol?

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Quite simple, really. Roy Cohn's wretched soul got turned away at the gates of hell and needed a place to crash.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

MAGA: Fully committed to making outrageously confident stupidity the US's main export. 👊🇺🇸🔥, etc, and so forth

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

If I had to spend 5 minutes in a room with JD Vance, I might just decide I've had enough of this shit world, too.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Because Jeff Bezos is so short and bald, he looks like a baby falling over in front of that space capsule and that makes it like 100x funnier.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Maybe it's just me, but I vaguely remember another incident where an elected official from the US went to South America regarding a cult...

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Tired: You'll own nothing and you'll be happy Wired: You'll own nothing because you can't afford it

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Is there a word or phrase for this? Recursive parody? Meta-caricature? Critical parodic mass? Full satirical burnout?

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

I saw someone way earlier today on here mention MAGA lamenting over "trans people playing disc golf" and I legit thought it was someone making a funny exaggeration about the kind of shit those people obsess over... ... but it was a real reference to a Fox News segment.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Donald Trump speedrunning Civ 8 (early build) and really gunning for that Dumbfuck Victory.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

If Musk is a 9 on the "Sounds Like a Stumbling, Bumbling Moron When He Opens Dumbass Mouth" Scale, Scott Bessent ain't all that much better as a 6.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

I wanna see Milo work one day at a factory with his soft ass hands and come back and tell me how fulfilled he feels and then watch his dumb face drop when I tell him, "Cool, but it wasn't enough to make rent and buy rice and beans - 30 more years oughtta do it."

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

If nations were people, Trump is turning the US into an image of himself: a universally hated asshole-bully who no one feels like they can trust & the only conceivable relationship with whom is one where you fear what he might do if you misstep - he calls this "loyalty." That or you're the enemy.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

holy shit i think i get it now. i get what waltz was saying: "we're going to punch america so hard its going to light itself on fire." ... guys, i think it's gonna work!

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

No. He *liberated* us from our *income* ... ... 👊🇺🇸🔥

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

[dumb, obvious salary negotiation tips]... and that's the kind of advice I offer in my weekly newsletter. If you want to mainline it straight up your butthole, send me your email address and I'll shoot it right up there every Friday.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Donald Trump, Karoline Leavitt, Tom Homan - the three pillars of the Can't Say Words Good Foundation.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Tired: Lefty DEI (diversity, equity, inclusion) Wired: Righty DEI (dipshits, errand boys, illiterates)

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

So we're watching some true crime shit on YT & the dude does the usual kinda slick but also kinda corny transition to an ad for Better Help and the script is all, "Please seek professional help if you think you need it, " and being somber & reserved...

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

and if you mimimimi long enough into the abyss, the abyss will mimimimi back into you.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

I like how he can't say words good. Very encouraging.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Little known fact: Baldur's "Gate" is just a low-key reference to the legendary Faerûnian explorer's butthole. That's right. They named a whole city after it.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

I keep thinking about that one chick in the Jubilee thing with Sam Seder who was saying, "Isn't it good to have a cohesive, dominant culture?" and then thinking about how a standardized education system is maybe the closest thing to that that we have (had?). Yeah...

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

The future is such absolute dogshit. The job market is such absolute dogshit. The tech sector is such absolute dogshit. What's even the point anymore? Might as well smear shit on my face and go running naked into the woods at this point.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Interviewer: "Explain this 1-year gap in employment?" Me (twirling my disgusting, unwashed beard): "Answerrrr me these rrrrriddles thrrrree and I shall answer yours with glee!" *maniacal laughter* Interviewer: *under his breath* holy shit i dont think we can afford to pay this guy what he's worth

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

The Cybertruck is this generation's Hummer, but it didn't even get the "whoa, that thing's kinda badass" H1 arc.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

jesus fuck this zelensky oval office meeting is an embarrassing fucking disaster

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I can't believe Donald Trump is signing an EO today to make ENGLISH the official language of the UNITED STATES. Uh... hello??? Have you never heard of AMERICAN? This country is falling apart.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Well *I'm* a night🌑time boy in a day time ᵐᵉⁿᵗᵃˡ ᵖʳᶦˢᵒⁿ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᶠʳᵉᵉ ᵐᵉ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵉᵗᵉʳⁿᵃˡ ᵗᵒʳᵐᵉⁿᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ, ᵇᵃʳʳᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵃᵗ,ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵃᵛᵉⁿᵍᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵍᵒᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵘᶠᶠᵉʳᶦⁿᵍ ᶦˢ ᵗᵒᵒ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉᵃʳ ᵖᵉʳʰᵃᵖˢ ᶦᵗ ᶦˢ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰʳᵒʷ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ ᶦⁿᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵛᵒᶦᵈ ... 😅

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

As a man with grays appearing on my chin in the year 2025, I've never once felt oppressed, been told to "suppress my masculinity," felt like I'm "a bad person" by virtue of being a man, or any of this other shit. Who is *raising* these whiny, softass fuckboys?

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Movie plot: 25 years ago, Elon Musk's body split open during a shower, right down the middle. Inside, was it's pilot, the real Elon Musk. His mission to build an online payment processor to fund his race's covert work on Earth was complete. He could finally return home. He leaves his Earthly...

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

this trend of putting heavy distortion on your master bus to make an entire track sound like its coming through a screeching, raggedy, blown out speaker definitely feels right on this video.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Of course it's "America First" when it's just the US comparing itself to itself and the only place is first. When our rivals are emboldened by all this fucking around and public dick helicoptering and they start to really take their gains, it'll end up "America Last."

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

If you have to pay for extra reach, doesn't that make it freemium speech?

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Maybe we should deport Tom Homan and let someone else take his place... like I don't know... someone who would be able to pass an immigration test or answer basic questions about how our Constitution works.

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Freddy Dunning-Kruger @karlor.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

I just saw the cringe inducing Oval Office presser where Musk is doing a shit job of faking human emotions/pretending to not actually be the president while his child sits at his feet and some giant baby in a suit sits at his big boy desk off to the side, sniffing his own farts. Incredible.

media.tenor.com

a cartoon character with a big head stands in front of a science sign

Alt: Butthead (of Beavis and Butthead) turns toward the camera, his eyes widen, and he says "WHOA"

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