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KarlLafong

@karllafong.bsky.social
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Gadabout and ne'er-do-well

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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 14h
Can't believe Doge didn't find this
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Every incumbent, long-time entrenched Democrat is going to have to cope with the "y'all let this shit happen" energy of the present moment. And, you know, good.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“You’re the first guy in America who’s lost his show because we got a president who can’t take a joke.” “And because Larry and David Ellison feel they need to kiss his ass to get what they want.” variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
What a pathetic legacy this man will leave. Like Reek from Game of Thrones, but with no redemption.
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I used to draw pictures of Captain America punching out Dracula. I mean, I was 6, but still.
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Anybody wonder how much of the AI hype is about actually replacing jobs vs. making everybody scared and feeling replaceable and easier to exploit?
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
"I won't pretend to speak for them. I will, however, pretend to speak with them."
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I started getting "enemy of humanity" vibes when she made that song where that guy keeps going "Woooo-oooo. WHEEEEE-oooo!"
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
"Lonely Is The Night" absolutely holds up.
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Glengarry Glen Gary
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Gary Movie III
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Cracker Barrel Assures Customers that New, Improved Classic Logo's Barrel No Longer Contains a Gimp
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
So when you "get tough" with the leader of a hostile nation who also happens to be a war criminal, you roll out a red carpet, give him a lil present, plan a nice lunch and call him "your excellency" on the menu, then get nothing you want and have him take off before the lunch even happens.
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Bending over and spreading our collective cheeks was never going to be a power move, but this was somehow worst case scenario even there
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Kiss-ass vs. Hard-ass.
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Roughly as long as it took Germany to come back from the 30s and early 40s.
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
"I don't have to say." What a fucking child.
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The only unpardonable sin for the new right isn't pedophilia, human trafficking, or even genocide. It's poverty and need.
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
It is impossible to overstate how much I mean it when I say "fuck this ghoul."
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Man, if y'all only knew how many hours of work following the law creates for me every goddamned year
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
That makes it so much harder
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
"Why do we live the way we do?" 15 dumbest replies. Go.
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
"We will outlaw bad news" sounds so stupid, but in practice, it apparently works with like 38 percent of us
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Ok yes but the base actual game was good as hell
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Weird that the justices chosen by the shady think-tank devoted to short-circuiting government for hard right causes are short-circuiting government for hard right causes. Their only job is to take it in any given hole from the Executive. Done, done, done, and done.
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
If you support this POS, you don't deserve Superman. Superman would be kind and cool to everybody but you, whom he would reluctantly piss on.
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Every time this idiot shits his pants (metaphorically speaking) they're going to claim the evil Democrats set him up to fail, and the worse the consequences, the worse those soulless deep-staters look.
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
A fantastic follow-up question to this, from literally any reporter, would be "Why?"
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
We have to assume that most crazy trains stayed on the rails. Otherwise the impact of the song would be diminished. I bet you could save like 15 bucks if you took the crazy train.
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
See, the thing about breaking the government on purpose while you have the power to do it is that then the government is broken while you're in power
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
If the Brits had had Fox News and Newsmax we'd be some crumpet-eating mofos today
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I love my adopted home state, no matter how idiotically self-destructive it tends to be
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I would rather get a full chest tattoo of my own asshole than wear this shirt to any given social occasion
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God @thegodshow.com · 20/06/2025
They murdered top Democrats in their homes 5 days ago and the president and corporate media could not care less.
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Fantastic but I sure wish his shorts weren't doing that
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
So American Evangelicals have decided that helping people is socialist, so they're doubling down on doing as much damage to people not like them as possible. Times like this I wish Jesus smote.
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Speaker Johnson's penis is an "innie."
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
"I asked ChatGPT to show me sexual inadequacy..."
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
You'd think he'd still be traumatized by the near-miss sniper attack on his own dad. Unless, of course, that was somehow bullshit...
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The realization that goodness, if it will ever happen, will be in spite of most Christians instead of because of them is probably the most brutal realization I've had in the last decade or so.
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
If this dude doesn't go out on a guillotine, I mean, what a waste of the whole guillotine concept
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Best number, IMO
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
So, uh, who's gonna buy Teslas now?
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Adam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Really feels like this guy holds this job only because of his commitment to hating gays, nonwhites, and other minorities. Zero qualifications otherwise.
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
If nothing else, David Brooks is a remarkable barometer of what's "normal," for better or worse. The very batshit craziness of all this hits him harder than it does those of us who are sadly inured to it and expect it.
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Feels bad that I assume that anything coming out of Kash Patel's FBI is a bullshit psi-op. There's probably like important work that that bureau is supposed to do and whatnot.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 30/05/2025
Stephen Miller is proof God wants us to punch people.
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Jesus, I hope so
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KarlLafong @karllafong.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I know that several times when I've been scrolling I've run across your posts and backed up to pay attention to them and been glad in that momentary internet way that I did
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