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karlgerm

@karlgerm.com
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video games player • twitch streamer • dark souls speedrunner • friend of cats • Every F’n FF podcast host • aspiring kaizo fella • trans rights • free Palestine • go Flyers • go birds

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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 20h
tell me about it….
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 04/10/2026
Owen Tippett scored I will never kms and also the Flyers are going to the Cup
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 04/10/2026
I asked the bartender to put on the Flyers game and he graciously accepted and then 11 seconds in the Canes scored so I asked him if he could turn it off
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 03/10/2026
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 03/10/2026
me being left behind
Homer Simpson relaxing under a tree surrounded by nature
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 03/10/2026
I’ve told the story of shoveling snow for my Boomer neighbor and him thanking me by handing me two 12oz Coors Banquets before. he’s been going through it and I’ve been helping him more recently. he gave me 3 of his cheap cigars as a thank you this time around. I am way more into them then expected
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 02/10/2026
Fish sends his love in orange boy solidarity
Fishy boy
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 02/10/2026
Billy Madison, Norm Macdonald saying “October?”
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 30/09/2026
Let’s Fucking Go Flyers
Kro and Karl all Flyer’d up
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 30/09/2026
No Sonic 06 Stream tonight on account of I have a therapy appointment (unrelated to Sonic 06 although maybe it isn’t) and then I’m watching the Flyers home opener. back to that dog shit game tomorrow
karl giving a classic “thumbs up” to the camera despite his ADHD/executive dysfunction stunlocking him out of clipping his thumbnail (multiple times this week) despite the fact it is desperately needed. 👍
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 30/09/2026
they really knocked it out of the park with Ace Combat 8. outstanding game
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 29/09/2026
ugh more sonic 06 ugh ugh ugh ugh twitch.tv/karlgerm
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 29/09/2026
probably great to go all in on this revolutionary technology that is constantly hemorrhaging money but is "valued" at $2T just before it goes public when downdetector looks like this every time AWS has problems. I love Competition and Innovation under Capitalism in the Plagiarism Engine sector
Claude, Gemini and Open AI all spiking on DownDetector at the same time, which lines up completely with an AWS outage
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 29/09/2026
I almost forgot it’s Nemesis Day. Somehow…. I’m still alive
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 29/09/2026
good news, it’s worse than I remembered
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 29/09/2026
bad news everyone. I unfortunately have everything I need to stream Sonic 06 on PS3 and just got it set up. so I regret to inform everyone that I will be playing through the Shadow Chapters on stream for the forseeable future thanks to all the generous donations to Malala fund. twitch.tv/karlgerm
Sonic 06 disc peeking ominously out of a PS3
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 27/09/2026
Red October, Go Phils 🫩🫩🫩🫩
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 27/09/2026
this is the polar opposite of how it felt when the Flyers made the playoffs last year. but I digress….Go Phils 🫩
third place guy meme
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 26/09/2026
I’m pretty sure Twitch Mobile just doesn’t show artist credits on emotes anymore! great job with the update to the app as always, Twitch 😒 (this emote was made by the incredible @ellemyuurei.bsky.social )
screenshot of karl’s chat where a bunch of emotes that are credited to the artists are posted…the artist attribute is not showing anywhere since the new update
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 25/09/2026
LIVE RIGHT NOW FOR SCM!!! GET IN HERE! twitch.tv/soulsspeedruns
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 24/09/2026
the Havok physics engine will never cease to amaze me
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 24/09/2026
Good day! You look reasonably sane! What are you doing in the Catacombs? Are you a cleric or something? Yes, I guessed as much. Well, here's a tip. There's a stash of treasure right down that hole.
poorly photoshopped face of Elizabeth Holmes (from the trailer of You Can See Everything when she says “why would I deceived you”) over Trusty Patches character model from Dark Souls 1
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 24/09/2026
I talked about this on stream a bit tonight, but my older brother has started posting this face of me looking disappointed in the family group chat anytime my Mom accidentally sends AI Slop. should I make this a new Twitch emote?
karl looking disappointed and annoyed
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 24/09/2026
My 9 games. I also tried to keep it to games I played when I was younger that really changed my life. Dark Souls because obviously… my9games.net/en/share/767...
Karl’s list of 9 Games

Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Pokémon Red, Resident Evil 2, Super Mario 64, Dark Souls, MegaMan 2, Final Fantasy 8, Halo 2, Majora’s Mask.

Halo, Halo 2, Halo 3 and Reach were all very formative for me, but 2 hit at such an important time in my life and the ease of online gameplay for the first time gave it the edge. Chrono Trigger deserves a spot on the list as well but having OOT or MM on the list instead of both just isn’t right. both are necessary on the list.
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 23/09/2026
Girls Just Wanna Have Gun
Yuna is allowed to have a gun
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 23/09/2026
I appreciate you using a clip where I look like Travis Konecny reacting to Jakub Voracek’s response in this interview
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 23/09/2026
my sister-in-law just reminded me that Austin Abrams of Weapons and Resident Evil fame was in Euphoria as the character I distinctly remember as “the sweetheart twink who looks like Steve Rogers before he gets the Super Soldier Serum”
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 22/09/2026
no better way to celebrate
Celebrate America 250 $2.50 combo 7.5oz mini can and Wawa soft pretzel
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 22/09/2026
I regret to inform you this meme has a high likelihood to be evergreen this season as well 🫩
guy saying “c’mon do something…” and using a stick to poke the Flyers Logo and the words Peco Power Play
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 21/09/2026
do you think Fish wants me to get up and feed him breakfast?
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 20/09/2026
evergreen meme
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 20/09/2026
I forget the source of it but someone on TikTok referred to Jalen Hurts as “90s fine” and that is so true and I think about it every time I see him
Jalen Hurts smiling, a perfect example of how he is 90s fine
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 20/09/2026
wait the Titans QB is named Cam Ward? that is going to be very confusing for me
Cam Ward of the Carolina Hurricanes
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 20/09/2026
yesterday was an extremely long day with a lot of travel so I wasn’t able to stay awake for the Flame Fatales finale but I just watched it and I feel so lucky to have been able to be a small part of this event for the incredible Frame Fatales community. you all absolutely crushed it
end credits from Flame Fatales 2026. Karl is credited as an Individual Ambassador on a screen with so many incredible people. If you’re reading this just know that I am so proud that I get to be credited here
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 20/09/2026
when I first learned about naneinf, I did no research in how to achieve it and tried to just vibe it out and it lead to a several months long obsession that may have been my favorite gaming experience of all time. this could be your life
reddit post of karl getting naneinf at an Outback Steakhouse bar
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 18/09/2026
I’m putting together a team…
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 18/09/2026
a year ago I posted this comment on @nicklutsko.bsky.social’s RNC Reprise video where he sings Dan Bongino to the tune of Hallelujah and then forgot about it… I must reiterate, Big Nick is a prophet. if you live anywhere near Tennessee please do not grow a beard this falltime.
Desmond the Gremlin-Human Hybrid from Nick Lutsko’s Gremlin’s 3 smiling at the camera in Nick Lutsko’s RNC Reprise video. karl commented with a timestamp to when Big Nick sings “Dan Bongino” to the tune of Hallelujah and says “Trump having a Rally where he weirdly stood there and had the crowd listen to Rufus Wainwright's cover of Hallelujah is all the evidence I need that Big Nick is actually a prophet. this means we're a few years out from there being a Gremlins 3.” 

A few months after karl posted this, Gremlins 3 was announced.
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 18/09/2026
you are in her DMs. I am in Gravelord Nito’s Arena fighting Super Smough using only a Skull Lantern thanks to charity incentives we hit last week. we are not the same.
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 17/09/2026
imagine running up to me and straight up SCREAMING for food despite having eaten a ton today…and then 1 minute after getting extra dinner (he deserves it) jumping on my lap and hitting this pose. Fish had a rough time at the oncologist on Tuesday but he’s feeling much better today 🧡
Fish looking very cute and very sleepy with his eyes closed
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 17/09/2026
You-Know-I-Had-To-Do-It-To-Em.jpg
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 16/09/2026
how fortuitous that at work, we needed to get a new smart TV working for a big conference and it just so happened to be during Cyberdillo. really stress testing this thing @danryckert.com @tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf @giantbomb.com
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 16/09/2026
Live Más
Metroid Ravenous logo that says “Metroid Fourth Meal” with the Taco Bell logo
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 16/09/2026
this Perfect Dark run at Flame Fatales is amazing and they’re asking for donations that mention “favorite aliens” so of course I had to donate to flex the Elvis from Perfect Dark Halloween costume I had when I was a kid @framefatales.com
karl in a home made Elvis alien costume circa 2000(?)
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 14/09/2026
I've been hearing people talk about the ComboShip OOT/MM Randomizer thing and I am sad to report, I clocked this shit IMMEDIATELY.
twitch chat message from karl that says "in other communities, someone has taken the work of modders and used AI to make their own slop version of things. I hope that's not the case with the Ship combo thing."message from ComboShip github page:

ComboShip is a cross-game randomizer for Ship of Harkinian (Ocarina of Time) and 2 Ship 2 Harkinian (Majora's Mask).

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS AN UNOFFICIAL PROJECT AND USES AI AS PART OF THE DEVELOPMENT. IT IS NOT CREATED OR HANDLED BY THE HARBOUR MASTERS TEAM. BRING ANY IDEAS, QUESTIONS, OR CONCERNS TO ME DIRECTLY!
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 14/09/2026
Go Birds
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 14/09/2026
I regret to inform everyone outside of the Greater Philadelphia Area, Malala does say Go Birds so therefore we should all be saying Go Birds.
Malala Instagram post of her wearing a Kelly Green Eagles shirt
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 14/09/2026
OH MY GOD MALALA IS AT THE EAGLES GAME!!!!!!?
Malala on the jumbo screen at Lincoln Financial Field at the Eagles Game
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 13/09/2026
Go Birds btw
Karl wearing an eagles hat on account of Go Birds
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 13/09/2026
I don’t care for the emergency alert on iPhone changing the subject line to “IMMINENT THREAT ALERT” for a flash flood warning. and Fish certainly didn’t care for the noise my phone made when we were both sleeping soundly to the sound of rain
Fish’s face while getting scritches on his chin. the camera is .5 so he looks extra goofyFish getting chin scritches with one eye slightly open
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 13/09/2026
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