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KarleeAg99

@karleeag99.bsky.social
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None of us are free until all of us are free. I'm made entirely of brisket and queso, and I still miss Ann Richards. I never proofread until it's too late. Please don't try to sell me any of your fake space money. Gig em 👍🏽

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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Reason number eleventy kaffillion I give costco every spare cent I have almost every weekend of my life. Guilt free.
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I like this very much and would also like to see more polling measures like these. ....and let's see the responses divided by party. I bet its real lopsided.
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I will not be a bit surprised when the finding is overwhelmingly "not much".
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I wish i shared your optimism about "one day", but I'm afraid that day will never come. We're also learning about how selfish and mean spirited our American zeitgeist has become and all I see is them cheering on the end of democracy. Hard.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.
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Andy Kostrub @andrewkostrub.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Updating my LEGO White House
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Yeah, well Trump needs to pay US eleventy kaffilion dollars, each, for the pain and suffering he's caused US.
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
If there is one thing Trump has exposed is that nothing matters if no one enforces anything. He's the kool aid man and no one is stopping him.
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I feel seen
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
A-f'ing-men ❤️
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Lol. No.
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Lmao Measels 🤣
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Were screeching cats in heat not available?
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I mean, ok, but she did, and no one stopped her, so i guess one of your corgis is gonna have to file a motion because she definitely filed the indictment unencumbered by lack of...well, anything.
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Occam's razor, man. They're not planning to be out of power ever again. 😕
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
He's a shit poster who is incapable of switching gears to statesman. This is apparently what America wanted. People saw the movie Idiocracy and thought, "ohhh yeah! That looks AWESOME!!" ....and here we are 😐
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
The fraternity will be fine as long as they didn't saynthe word trans
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I love everything about this. I am petty and I was made for this moment.
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Texas has entered the chat. ....ok, but everyone definitely has AC here
Screen shot of weather channel in central Texas showing that it is currently 97⁰.  What it doesn't show is humidity at 847%
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Ok, but what time do i need to start fake coughing and sneezing at work tomorrow so I can go home and nap when the rain starts?? :)
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Matthew says happy brithday!!!
Raccoon on concrete steps surrounded by discarded peanut shells
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Her constant and incessant lack of self awareness and need for relevancy is....well, it's somethin'
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Enjoyed the Packers forming a conga line to try and stop Myles Garrett
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
He's building it for Putin 🙄
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Ha! Perfect 👌 No notes.
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Ryan Kelly @ryankelly.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Disney makes most of their money from theme parks. You don’t need it. Go camping instead. Take up bird watching. Look for tardigrades in moss. Skip rocks on the lake.
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
There aren't words to express how much I do not want virus enthusiasts running this shit.
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Uugghh but do i start him or Mooney 😩
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I know it's a meme, but I feel this meme in my bones. It's heavy.
"It depresses the hell out of me that people I grew up with or I am related to have turned into people that I wouldn't tell where Anne Frank was hiding"
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Thats what I'm talkin' about! 👏 👏 👏 We've got one side still worried about law and norms and decorum while the other side is busting through it all like the goddamn kool-aid man on PCP.
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
This is the way.
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I know everything is awful right now but y'all know what's not helping? ...Bath and Body Works 3 wick candles. Y'all remember when those things used to last forever? Idk what voodoo science they've put in them, but they only last like a few days and I don't need that kind of negativity in my life rn
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Lmao all those alt-right folks are so conspiracy prone that Kash could very well be making this so much worse for "their side" because those super online wackos are going to have a field day with this
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I haven't been this proud of a Texas politician since Ann Richards. ❤️❤️ you give me hope every single day, Mrs. Crockett.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
That culture spreads far beyond fox news into the relatively new mainstream. Like, I'm still trying to wrap my head around the dark, cruel, and smooth brained zeitgeist this country has adopted. We've gone through the looking glass, and Biff Tannen is now the mainstream.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Or else what? I shouldn't have to read the whole article to finish being threatened.
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Do you think, if you dig real deep, you could find a stronger synonym for lying than "raising questions"?
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
You know what? ....at this point I hope not. Fuck it
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Everything sucks. Please enjoy this sweet baby raccoon. About 7-10 of them come visit me every night and I love them so hard 💓 💕
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
This is a very important distinction that seems to elude a whole lotta people.
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I'm having a real hard time wrapping my head around why this is being covered much more seriously and breathlessly than the assassination of Melissa Hortman and her husband.
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I forgot he existed. ...and now I will return to that.
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I got ten bucks that says over half of us *are* that stupid. The mental pretzeling is already in full swing over on that bird app. We are so cooked. How did so many of us get to be so gullible??
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Maaaaaan, did you see how fast they normalized the stupid gulf of America?
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
He's gonna take a sharpie to that chart 🙄
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I wish I shared your optimism about the comeuppance day
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KarleeAg99 @karleeag99.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I kinda thought that already happened
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