Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sunday is the perfect day for patrol with my humans. 3130
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Good news from the doctor. My blood work shows that my thyroid is fine, so the skin flakes are probably just a new food sensitivity. The bad news is I am on restricted treats until they figure out what is causing the problem. 🥺 #Won’tLookWednesday 5130
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My humans took me to the vet. He stole some blood! 😢 Something was said about checking my thyroid. I’m definitely owed both treats and an extra long patrol for this. 4120
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I have seen a purple cow. Yes I’ve really seen one. I can tell you exactly how You don’t want to be one. Because you’ll be tossed aside and forgotten the moment Mum says treat. 3100
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Another thing about rooms that move: I know rooms sometimes move. Why do they think I get so worried when they close the bathroom door? 390
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 31/07/2026My new home has a room that moves. My humans were worried about how I would respond, but I think it’s completely normal for the door to open on a different place than it was when it closed. I don’t know why they thought I would be bothered. 390
Reposted by Dash’s HumanHourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Jupiter's Red Spot - From Goddard Space Flight Center - flic.kr/p/7GLcd7 226639
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I’m lying here, weak with hunger, and all my humans will do is say “It’s 15 minutes till dinner.” That’s forever! I may not last that long. 3110
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I have never wanted to be in Colorado more than I do right now. 020
Reposted by Dash’s HumanSteven L. Taylor @sltaylor.bsky.social · 28/06/20263. No system that runs the risk of disenfranchising legitimate voters to stop a minuscule potentiality of irrelevant illegal votes being counted is worth pursuing. 4. If the GOP wants voter ID, then they should promote a system that is truly universal, free for all citizens, and is easy to obtain. 101
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Happy Father’s Day, Pops! You’re the best. ❤️ 1110
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Mum was supposed to take a plane trip tomorrow, but the person she was going to visit had an emergency and asked her not to come. I’m sorry for them, but tea glad Mum is going to be home. 160
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I just got gentle pets from a little girl. Mum said I was very good and gentle with her so I get extra treats. 😁 180
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 29/05/2026On today’s patrol, I found half a sandwich. When Mum told me to drop it, I did. But after she rewarded me with treats, she wouldn’t let me pick it up again! This is my reaction: a sit-down strike. I’m not moving till I get a guarantee that a sandwich will be delivered. 7792
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Look what they have at the Nashville Zoo. Clouded leopard cub! She’s just about the most adorable thing in the world. 130
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Mum thinks this tiny traffic cone is cute, but she also if someone doesn’t see the big tree stump then they won’t see the traffic cone. I’m just disappointed that the cone is bolted on and I can’t take it home for a toy. 150
Reposted by Dash’s HumanHourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Hubble Spies Charming Spiral Galaxy Bursting with Stars - From Goddard Space Flight Center - flic.kr/p/q2fTri 223049
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Hello friends! I’m having a great spring in my new home. 4250
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Mum says that even when there are bad things happening in the world, seeing me smile makes her happy. In case anyone else feels the same, here’s a smile for all my friends. 4144
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Hey everyone! I have seen snow! I didn’t know it would stick to my fur. And did you know that it’s cold? 0100
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I’m trying to think of a way to convince Pops to move to this park. It’s got soft green grass, people to admire me, and squirrels. It’s perfect! 1110
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Mum, are you sure this is Canada? I’ve seen @caseychasem.bsky.social ‘s videos and they don’t look anything like this. Mum: Canada’s a big country. It doesn’t all look the same. Me: Okay, but I still think you might have stopped in Seattle by mistake. 2110
Reposted by Dash’s HumanSpike The Rescue Pup & Rex The TV Terrier ™ 🌈 @rexthetvterrier.org · 20/01/2026I do. Do you? #DogsOfBluesky 2318326
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 21/01/2026My feet slip on this floor so Mum got me these socks. They keep me from slipping, but I don’t like them. Mum promises she will buy rugs for me to walk on so I don’t need hospital socks. I hope she doesn’t forget. 3204
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 30/12/2025You’re not going to ask me to move off my nice cozy blanket, are you Mum? 4181
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Describe your Bluesky account in a single image 1121
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 10/12/2025I just got back from taking Mum on a 2 hour walk. I got multiple pets from strangers and got to meet another dog. It was great! 3200
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.media.tenor.coma man wearing glasses is getting a massage from a woman on the beach .ALT: a man wearing glasses is getting a massage from a woman on the beach . 030
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I can’t even take Pops for a walk without the puparazzi showing up. I’m glad it didn’t spook him when they took my picture. 5161
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Today I am thankful that my humans and I are together and healthy and happy. I am also thankful for turkey. Happy Thanksgiving! 2110
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Mum says it’s too early for a Won’t Look Wednesday picture. I say it’s Wednesday somewhere, so here I am, refusing to look. #Won’tLookWednesday 5100
Reposted by Dash’s HumanSteven L. Taylor @sltaylor.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Northern lights down south in Alabama. 420514
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I’ve been having a great time. I met two new friends, I took my humans out for patrol, and Mum seems really pleased about something called elections. I don’t know what that is but I hope it’s tasty. 3100
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Breakfast was an hour late. A whole hour! I’m giving my humans the Won’t Look treatment, even though it is Sunday. Dinner better be on time. 2162
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Friday? Floofday! And since Mum says I have the best floof, that means it’s my day. 3120
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 22/10/2025It’s Wednesday and I know the assignment. #Won’tLookWednesday 291
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 08/10/2025@meridodgerfan.bsky.social Read the next to last word in the screenshot. So very close. 010
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I love the cool autumn temperatures. Great weather for patrol! 160
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2025@meridodgerfan.bsky.social Do you follow Mr. Nixon? I feel like you should. 100
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 20/09/2025It’s Fish Friday! Pretty sure I caught the biggest fish of all. 290
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 11/09/2025This is way too late, but yesterday would have been a really good day to practice the “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all” rule. 010
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I saw my vet yesterday. She gave me kisses and said I am a good boy. 😁 (I’m fine. Just needed a couple vaccinations.) 2120
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 01/08/2025#ThrowbackThursday to Dash as a puppy. “Come on Mum! Let’s play!” Some things don’t change. 4582
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Pausing patrol just long enough to strike a pose. Okay, enough pictures. Let’s get back to walking and checking pee-mail. 2100
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Out of my way! It’s Friday and I’m on my way to weekend fun. 2121
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Hi Mum. I know you’re trying to read, but I have finished cleaning the yogurt container. Can I have another yogurt? Please? 1111
Reposted by Dash’s HumanMiBaWi @mibawi.bsky.social · 09/07/2025FOUND PETS FROM THE KERRVILLE FLOODS If one of these babies is yours or one of your family members, Please call Kerrville Pets Alive! at 830-200-0539 45851
Dash’s Human @karireadsbooks.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Patrolling the neighborhood with both of my humans may be favorite activity that doesn’t involve eating. Only treats could make it better. Did you bring any Mum? 1100
