Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He’s going to use the G20 presidency to establish a new Vibe Code 010
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Andy Burnham as David Moyes putting Jake O’Brien in at Health when everyone clearly knows he’d be a better defence secretary 010
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026‘Today I can confirm Angela Eagle’ is a step up from an owl for everyone I guess 041
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m saying it now - Thierno Barry leaves Everton in 2027 or 8 for £75-£125m 210
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Today in weird German to English translations on Transfermarkt 001
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Cyber security training which warns you to be weary of emails - I feel you. 030
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 15/09/2026There’s been a real step change since the Tories changed their shadow chancellor 200
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The Transfermarkt website’s auto translation correctly implying Beto is extremely hard: 000
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026In the modern game full backs have become increasingly valuable because they are so important in Both attach and defence. So I like Everton’s approach of ensuring maximum squad cost rule flexibility by building a squad entire devoid of them. 110
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Catching up on today’s news. Sad that Kemi sacked Mel Stride and didn’t let him take a big step down in his own time. 200
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I thought about engaging online with Cofnas’ empirical claims with arguments grounded in empirical evidence … but my (three quarters askenazi) shrewdness made me realise it would not be a productive exercise. 0101
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 14/08/2026He’s only been PM three weeks and he’s sliding into everyone’s DMs 0101
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 14/08/20261000 lb of Haaland is worth way more than this so no wonder they’ve tried to pass it off as him 000
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Reijnders to Saudi? Climate change is out of hand 020
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 12/08/2026This reads like someone’s been bet they can’t get church forest school and farm into the same headline 000
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 10/08/2026There’s a strange symmetry to one of the Merseyside clubs being bought by a distant echo of Littlewoods. 010
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 06/08/2026This Cambridge prof thing is the latest. any other candidates? 100
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Just spent a happy 3 to 6 minutes thinking about all the online and media controversies which for perhaps just under a week were the defining issue of our age and represented all that had gone wrong in this country /the west/ Europe which I have totally ignored. And all the emotional energy saved. 000
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Newsnight has just shown the Manchester (city) result and thought it was doing the full Manchester (Combined authority) result. The giveaway is Bev Craig got way over 50% of the vote and they did a second preference count. Total chaos. @luketryl.bsky.social asked to comment on just 92,000 votes 8608
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 31/07/2026reminds me of a discussion with a naive group of young social democrats from sister parties around Europe 25 years ago. ‘Turnout in the European elections is low. We need to get people to pay attention: we should give the EU powers to set member state tax and benefits levels that would sort it!’ 010
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Andy Burnham’s big speech on the Schleswig-Holstein question is going to be a banger 050
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 30/07/2026UEFA has announced they will boycott the World Cup. Italy has announced they’ll extend their boycott for another four years. 1142269
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 26/07/2026At 16 my mum with her English pen friend met a guy. He was an autograph collector. Bearing a weird resemblance to Paul McCartney (she did) and speaking passable English she used to pretend to be ‘Frankie’ McCartney his sister. This time it got out of control and he went away with her autograph. 030
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Big Society, Champagne, Savings. Tory 2010 election slogan needs work. 010
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Onegov, for the city streets Onegov for the hip-hop beats Onegov, oh, I do believe Onegov is all we need Louise Haigh to lead new ‘Office for the PM and Cabinet’ www.thetimes.com/article/708d...thetimes.comLouise Haigh to lead new ‘Office for the PM and Cabinet’First secretary of state, who resigned from Starmer’s administration over fraud conviction, will lead body driving delivery of Andy Burnham’s agenda 121
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Bridget and Jonny Reynolds have only gone into no10 because they heard Peter Reid was there. 010
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026‘They say I hate the party, and its traditions. I don't. I love this party. There's only one tradition I hated: ‘ 080
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026The Canadian and UK Prime Ministers both being Everton fans gives Tim Cahill a pivotal role in making CANZUK a reality 032
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Ok - place your bets for lines from the Downing Street intro speech. I’m saying he uses ‘Nil Satis Nisi Optimum’ 120
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 19/07/2026‘54 Toni Turek Max Morlock (W. Germany) ‘78 Leopoldo Luque, Oscar Ortiz (Argentina) ‘82 Alessandro Altobelli (Italy) ‘98 Didier Deschamps, Zinedine Zidane (France) ‘06 Gennaro Gattuso, Marco Materazzi (Italy) Daniele De Rossi (Italy) ‘18 Paul Pogba (France) ‘26 Pedro Porro, Mikel Merino (Spain) 032
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The correct number is actually 12th. Folk have got **most** of the recent ones Gennaro Gattuso Paul Pogba Marco Matterazzi Zinedine Zidane (twice!)) Didier Deschamps But one recent (last 20 years) one missing. 2 in the 50. 2 in the 70s. 1 in the 80s. 140
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Pedro Porro would be only the 11th of this very specific type of World Cup winner …what is it? 720
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Imagine if you managed to get a one goal lead against this Argentina side. You’d do anything not to lose it. 050
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The Argentinians are sitting so deep I’m beginning to worry about their DNA 020
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Mikel merino going all ‘hey look remember in the 80s they wore ridiculous shorts like this’ and then letting them down when the camera cut to him. We all saw it. 020
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 19/07/2026US Lefty academic Bluesky seems absolutely convinced that Shakira has some kind of genuine connection to the World Cup and loved the half time show. 010
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 19/07/2026World Cup moments…. Carlos Alberto v Italy (1970) … hand of god…. Tardelli ‘82… Gazza’s tears..zidane head but… a teenage Pele winning in 58… all great. All memorable. But the World Cup will now forever been Wayne Rooney’s. ‘It was crap’ 020
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Wayne Rooney absolutely incredible. Absolutely incredible. 0141
Karim Palant @karimpalant.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Them all going up to get Bronze medals and getting a big podium is quite funny 4130