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kaz

@karenkaz.com
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Chicago: Belmont Cragin, #bikechi, CTA rants Personal: greyhounds, cats, homeownership, sometimes sports Work: marketing, data, analytics, nonprofits, city planning nerd ABOLISH ICE is the merciful position

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kaz @karenkaz.com · 10h
Holy shit. I used to live on that exact block.
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 14h
The walgreens voice-activated phone system has been doing the fake clicky clacky keyboard noises since long before AI and I HATE it.
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 15h
linkedin email: here's a senior data analyst job for a company called GovCIO me: *clicks* job posting: to support program management, data analytics, and reporting activities at the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)
static.klipy.com
Frank Reynolds Nope Always Sunny Nope
ALT: Frank Reynolds Nope Always Sunny Nope
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 18h
unlike many, neither of us have family we can live with. so that's another huge cost and stress - where can we live for 2-3 months with three cats?
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 18h
it's not just the project itself, it's also figuring out financing (probably will have to finance at least half of it) - do we have enough equity to get what we need? should we do a heloc or a construction loan? plus the whole question of where do we live for the part when we have no roof
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 18h
plus the post-architect calls "now what" discussion with N. we have a third architect coming next week with another proposal. this is so fucking stressful, what if we just let our roof cave in instead
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 18h
just had a three hour string of: talk to architect about his proposal for house project work meeting talk to different architect about her proposal for house project and now my body feels like the day should be over after all that stressful shit, but it's not.
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trash wizard the iv @ourcityburning.bsky.social · 18h
anyway if you ever want someone to write about wrestling and labor, well, i am very anxious about rent money, have organized a union, and know enough to not try to sell a story about two unrelated deaths (both of which we still have little information about) as a broader issue
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 02/10/2026
I would love to watch playoff baseball tonight but I find hearing the braves chop/chant so off putting.
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 02/10/2026
It’s like this Apple Music playlist knew I was walking home from the bus in the rain: slint, califone, beach house, wye oak… just perfect rainy weather music.
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 01/10/2026
Looks like in about 7 minutes, 3 wb Belmont busses will all show up at the kimball blue line 🙃🙃🙃
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/10/2026
#Recall: Gazelle USA Recalls Urban Arrow Cargo Electric Bikes; The front bolt in the seat post clamping mechanism can break, causing the seat to become loose, posing a fall hazard. Get repair. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2027...
Recalled electric bikes.
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 01/10/2026
i like my dentist office, but they use a part-time orthodontist who is only there on fridays and who has his own staff (?AI?) who manage his appointments and i am very ready to be done with that whole side of the operation. the orthodontist himself is very nice but it's all very disorganized.
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 01/10/2026
"With two weeks of aligners left, we want that scan done well before you run out, so there is no gap between finishing this box and starting the next" is not possible, because it takes 8+ weeks to produce and ship a box of aligners! anyone who works for an orthodontist would know this.
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 01/10/2026
pretty sure my orthodontist's "assistant" is AI or heavily uses AI because i just got an email saying things that aren't possible.
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 01/10/2026
fireworks from the northwest side Sox fans
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 01/10/2026
FUCK YEAH WHITE SOX
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 30/09/2026
this was not a good week to listen to the Coco episodes of behind the bastards nor to be a cornell alum
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 30/09/2026
I really need to get ready for work but this sweet kitty man is so warm and cuddly
Grey cat with small patches of white fur and a blue collar sleeping on an orange couch, cuddled up against my right leg.
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 29/09/2026
weirdly stoked to get the rare Belmont bendy bus
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 29/09/2026
she even TNR'd a cat we know is owned but wasn't fixed and was starting fights with her feral colony. she was like "you're on my property, you're getting neutered" 😆
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 29/09/2026
there's an amazing woman i'm connected with in my neighborhood and she's done such a good job that we haven't seen a new litter of kittens in probably 18 months now.
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 29/09/2026
oh noooooo
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 29/09/2026
reading this as i just finished eating a sweetango apple 😅
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 29/09/2026
How is it possible that this name is good for your business
The Stripp Joynt
Historic Restoration, Wood Restoration, Flooring & Tile, Wood Refinishing, Carpentry, Built-Ins, Painting & Plaster, Window Repair & Restoration, Historic Window Restoration, Interior Design, Custom Furniture, General Contractor, Wood Flooring, Furniture Restoration
4174 N Elston Ave, Chicago, IL 60618
http://www.woodcarespecialist.com
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 29/09/2026
first day back in the office in a couple weeks, too run down from being sick to bike, and holy shit traffic was so bad on belmont. got off the bus at central park and walked to kimball faster than the bus got there.
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 29/09/2026
a new (starting a couple years ago) thing for me is phantom smells, especially when I am recovering from a respiratory illness. and it’s really annoying because the phantom smells are always like diesel fumes or burning plastic and never anything good.
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 28/09/2026
this is the kind of shit that makes me love this country
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 28/09/2026
i must look like a crazy person riding the randolph bike lane after work and shouting RED ARROW RED ARROW at all the drivers trying to turn right across the PBL and crosswalk on a red arrow.
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 28/09/2026
pah-lish not pole-ish lol
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 28/09/2026
Lol, I saw this stupid AI box in the gmail compose window and briefly thought it was offering to translate and keying off my last name.
Stupid AI prompt box at the bottom of the gmail compose window that says "Describe your change" to the left and has a little magic wand and the word "Polish" to the right.
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 28/09/2026
Jeez, this is how I heard about it. WTH
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 27/09/2026
I think this works best with the brands of Greek yogurt that aren’t crazy thick. Like, I used the Aldi stuff but I don’t think it would be as good with, say, Fage.
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 27/09/2026
I just invented something yummy (if you’re into “healthy” shit): mix nonfat Greek yogurt with PB2 powder and honey and dip apple slices in it.
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 27/09/2026
man, nothing like someone posting a screenshot of a single image and 6-word headline and reading all the reactions to it to realize not a single person read the article.
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 26/09/2026
don't get me wrong, i have a vampire book and three others from the library to get through so i'll be just fine this weekend. but it is annoying.
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 26/09/2026
being too sick to leave the house this week when the weather has been chef's-kiss perfect, especially given it was a smidge too hot before i went out of town, is really a special kind of torture
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 25/09/2026
ooh is this the crime pays but botany doesn't guy?
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 25/09/2026
hahahaha amazing!
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 25/09/2026
it's already awkward enough trying to manage a purse/bag, a notebook or folder with your resume, accepting a business card, shaking hands, sitting down, etc. why introduce something that adds complexity to all that *and* the possibility of a spill, while trying to make a good first impression?
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 25/09/2026
my take on the iced coffee thing is i wouldn't dock someone for it if i were the hiring manager, but i would NEVER bring iced coffee myself as an interviewee. i can't imagine walking in to an interview with a loud, wet with condensation thing full of liquid and plopping it on a desk or table.
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 22/09/2026
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 22/09/2026
We’ve arrived at our gate but the door isn’t open so we can’t get off the plane yet. Some sort of delay with the jet bridge. Will this fucking travel day PLEASE end.
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 22/09/2026
Middle seat and no one seems to know the rule that middle seat gets the armrests. 😡
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 22/09/2026
On the plane and pushing back from the gate, finally, 9 hours after we were supposed to leave. Homeward bound.
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 22/09/2026
There are lots of restaurants in PHI but I was subconsciously drawn to the one that turned out to be a Wisconsin supper club style. I clearly miss the Great Lakes/Midwest lol.
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 22/09/2026
It looks so pretty and cozy in your home! 😍
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 21/09/2026
They close at 7:30 so no new food and we’re gonna get kicked out before it’s time to board 😭
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 21/09/2026
This is a very privileged complaint but I’ve been in the united club lounge for nearly 5 hours and I’m tired of the free food they have out. Surely they should be switching from lunch to dinner soon, right?
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kaz @karenkaz.com · 21/09/2026
The 7pm flight we were rebooked to is currently scheduled to leave at 8 but the plane isn’t going to leave chicago in time to get here until after 9 so who knows when or if we get out on time. I just want to be home with my kitties 😭😭😭
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