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Karen Geier

@karengeier.com
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Horsey sauce enthusiast. Legendary demi hottie li’l 🌳 on Twitter

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 12h
New poster arrived. Yes that’s a print of the Criterion Collection cover of Pee-wee’s Big Adventure
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 06/10/2026
Your non toxic masculinity post of the evening
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 04/10/2026
the fuck did you just call me
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 04/10/2026
Absolutely not
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 04/10/2026
MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 04/10/2026
Martine’s closed?????)??
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 03/10/2026
I’m at the Italian Canadian walk of fame and they’re missing the Armand Asante entry BUT they do have this one
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 03/10/2026
Dune 3
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 03/10/2026
TFW Gemütlickheit
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 03/10/2026
Previously: drag pumpkin realness
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 03/10/2026
Category is drag ghost realness
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 03/10/2026
You already know what song this is
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 02/10/2026
is that a threat?
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 02/10/2026
Be real
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 02/10/2026
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 02/10/2026
why French Canadian? Because they're the only ones who know how to picket. Here's what happened when police were negotiating their contracts
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 01/10/2026
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 30/09/2026
Sir are you even a Scene+ member????
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 30/09/2026
POV: you add me on WhatsApp
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 30/09/2026
don't worry I didn't hit send
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 29/09/2026
Today’s episode of Temperature by Sean Paul follows me everywhere I go: It’s @joshgondelman.bsky.social doing shortie math
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 27/09/2026
lol
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 26/09/2026
omg fer surrrrre girl
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 26/09/2026
Let's go, girls
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 25/09/2026
when i've gotta scratch my grond
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 25/09/2026
why does your hot dog look like a thumb with a dick head on the end of it
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 24/09/2026
Huge bee in elevator
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 24/09/2026
FRIEND SAYS
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 24/09/2026
Showed up to dinner with @jessehawken.bsky.social and had to warn him I wasn’t going Michael Clayton Mode
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 23/09/2026
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 23/09/2026
you KNOW the food is going to slap here. look at the web design
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 22/09/2026
New desk person at my Dentist’s office lmao
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 22/09/2026
What a talent
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 21/09/2026
getting tired of writing the same thing about this asshole
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 20/09/2026
when i have to mix my superior genes with every right wing idiot who will have them
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 20/09/2026
those lil spiny mice are awesome. love how encyclopedia britannica uses the photo of one that looks like it just heard some gossip
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 19/09/2026
funniest "this song follows me" permutation yet
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 19/09/2026
So pumped to be seeing this next week
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 19/09/2026
good LORD
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 18/09/2026
They finally answered the question of “what if there were a Berghain for the most rizzless pricks in the UK?”
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 18/09/2026
Ok first of all: they arrived HOT. however, I just had the Homer Simpson style strawberry sprinkle donut and it had excellent proofing but next to no flavor. I have a couple other ones to try though, including the Homer Simpson style churro donut
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 18/09/2026
Dog found an orange peel, got it stuck in his beard, and just accepted his new life
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 18/09/2026
Ordered from this new-ish donut place today and already the brand is incredible (yes it’s called Donutlan, not Donutland)
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 18/09/2026
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 17/09/2026
this had better come with the plans to build a hammer, I'll tell you that much
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 17/09/2026
is it because I'm shittin teeth into the tub and rinsing them down with piss?
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 16/09/2026
going into the archives to see what I've previously said about Ed Sheeran
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 16/09/2026
Explain AuDHD to me Ok
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 16/09/2026
interesting ad campaign for the soda created by nazis
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 16/09/2026
i need an update on Okami 2
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