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Karateoke (special holiday edition)

@karateoke.bsky.social
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tHe(y/m) | ttrpg enthusiast | alphabet soup diagnosis haver | former monkey bars champion | Overton defenestration rubbernecker

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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i feel that. <3 I don't necessarily cry over Arrow every day anymore after eight months, but I do think about him every day at some point, and the emotions are still very hot. Every time Yuki pisses me off I just kind of look up at Arrow's altar and ask him to help me with this little monster.
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sitting down to read The Watercourse Way, I am convinced that I understood Tao better before I tried to study it
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
pretty Fry for a little guy
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
in that vein, I'd like to see them bring back the Mazda B2000, but, you know, nicer
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's the weekly day when brosaleigh looks amazing and posts a playlist they also look a little bit smug about!
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just realized that it actually fired guns at the last moment, so it isn't a little bird. That pilot had leveled up enough to unlock the next chopper, with the guns. Can't blame this one on having no idea, lol
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
last night, in #Wardogs, I found out who wins in a fight between a ural-4320 and an mh-6 little bird
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
wardogs launch is going well
wardogs login queue showing 348861 in queue
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
you're welcome to borrow Yuki occasionally. he needs to get out more anyway.
a white-ish pomsky puppy sunbathing
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
it's a little Roundabout but I'll allow it~
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm built different! <derogatory, exasperated>
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
how would you feel about AI summaries of images that didn't have alt text embedded in them?
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Today was the first day this month I was able to both bend my left elbow 90 degrees, AND raise my left arm over my head hooray for slowly healing from unknown injuries. 44 is super fun and cool and good so far -_-
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
it's less of a book to read, and more of a text to study. If you just really want to know where Middle Earth came from super duper badly, it's there. Do not expect to enjoy your time with it.
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
thanks for reminding me this exists www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXEn...
youtube.com
BATMAN? - Source Filmmaker
YouTube video by JRascall
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
"you're not hungry. you just can't stand other people having food that isn't yours." and other tales from raising puppies
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
sentient marshmallow's first experience with no pull lead
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I need everyone to say hello to my new, sweet, baby boy, Yuki!
a small white spitz breed puppy, being held by an old blue hair queer
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Katherine Blanford was hilarious last night in SLC. Truly, that was a great time. one of her openers, Daniel ...something, called me out for "stonewalling" him though. I admit I'm not a great audience member when people throw out deeply homophobic remarks casually, especially in a comedy setting.
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
mass sous vide chicken (don't even take it out of the costco packages before the circulator), microwave broccoli, sometimes rice I've managed to turn depression eating into "bodybuilder macro" meals on accident
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Arrow's little altar above my bed is finished, for now, with the arrival of this canvas print.
a canvas print of a black Pomeranian dog, just above a wooden urn with dog tags resting on it, on top of a small floating shelf, above a bed
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
at least he answers when she calls
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
seriously, this is a bad patch to come into. there's experimental urn shit happening, and it's just bad all over either it's a winmore, denying matches of any amount of macro or even fun, if you're not on the snowballed team, or it's int just a little bit and then exploit it for free team wipe
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I was high archon before the tinnitus and stuff started, which put me firmly in gold/platinum territory. aaaaaaaaand since I was gone for over a year, it put me in seeker when I came back. solo queue climbing is hell. also this current patch/meta is hell
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I'm upset how perfectly "I wanna build you a data center" fits the meter
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
things that feel amazing: my home being clean and tidy. things are put away where they should be. know where everything is. things that never happen: house staying orderly. things being put away where they should be after use. walls/floors/countertops being cleaned regularly.
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I may have gifted one of my neighbors a new pride flag because theirs was getting beat to shit by the weather over the years just as a nice random gift, because I love doing that kind of shit, truly and I may have also done it because the house across the street has this stupid sign in their window
window sign reading "THE AMERICAN FLAG IS THE FLAG EVERY AMERICAN SHOULD FLY"
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
did someone say kudzu?!
Deadlock hero Ivvy, who has an ability where she throws a bomb that creates kudzu vines to slow and damage enemies
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
that's how you know you've made it. people have only heard your music and bought the shirt while having no idea what you look like. it's that, or they got it from their sibling I guess
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I need brunch places that are open at like 8pm. You will not catch me awake at brunch hours on a weekend. That's my catching up on sleep from the week's revenge insomnia time.
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Do you like Dr Pepper well enough, but think it would be vastly improved by mixing it with equal parts Robitussin? I have some great news for you!
a can of "doctor goodwin" flavor Olipop soda
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
"oops, I took my adderall again for two days in a row and now i'm cleaning the kitchen finally"
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Arrow, the bestest boy of all (2015-2026)
a black pomeranian with white muzzle area, surrounded by stuffed toys
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I made this salad yesterday, and my blood pressure and heart rate today are like I've never been in urgent care for both causing emergencies
a colorful salad in a blue bowl, with ingredients of romaine, white mushroom, chicken breast, bag cheese, broccoli, strawberry, raspberry, beet, orange bell pepper, and litehouse balsamic vinaigrette
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
lol, bsky, lol
bsky timeline just showing "forbidden" error
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
what would you describe as "ska for girls?" It's easy to just list ska bands with women in them, but I feel like there's something else going on here
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I applied to adopt a puppy in Huntington Beach on the extremely slim chance the foster picks me over all the locals and whoever else is clamoring for this precious baby
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
oh man, I've been dying for a good way to fall asleep to the sounds of a drowning lawn mower spreading disinformation AT LONG LAST
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I love this show, and I love Emi Lo (English VA for Maomao)
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8ca...
youtube.com
YACHT — I Thought The Future Would Be Cooler
YouTube video by YACHT
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
do these family lasagnas come in gluten free, or are you just fucking your whole life up for 3am lasagna?
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
One time I convinced a supervisor to use April Fool's as a way take back a shitty email he sent out, like "April Fool's you're all working very hard and should be proud of how much we accomplished last month" instead of letting it ride that he was complaining about our backlog 🙃
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
this is unfortunately one where I can understand why people like it, but it just does not click for me anywhere near as much as people tell me it should assassin maids really work for me too time to rewatch Akiba Maid Wars, I suppose
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
at 32 hours in, I maintain that it feels like a beta for what will eventually be a really good game, but can't actually recommend it to anyone yet
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
my headset has a cool hidden "matrix fuzz" flange feature. you just have to wear it in my kitchen when i turn on the microwave
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I know it's worse for me right now because of Arrow dying, but holy SHIT it makes my goddamn blood boil when people abandon their pets for getting old. I would give my leg to take care of Arrow for another ten years of going deaf and senile, and people are just abandoning their babies out there‽
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Crimson Desert: have you ever wondered what playing a beta version of a fantasy themed Red Dead Redemption would be like? Give us $70 to find out!
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
achievement unlocked: made your psychiatrist cry
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Oil last monday: ~$69/barrel Oil right now: $112 Give a warm welcome back to record high gas prices any minute now. And remember, kids, when fuel costs more, everything costs more.
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