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Karateoke (special holiday edition)

@karateoke.bsky.social
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tHe(y/m) | ttrpg enthusiast | alphabet soup diagnosis haver | former monkey bars champion | Overton defenestration rubbernecker

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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sitting down to read The Watercourse Way, I am convinced that I understood Tao better before I tried to study it
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
last night, in #Wardogs, I found out who wins in a fight between a ural-4320 and an mh-6 little bird
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
wardogs launch is going well
wardogs login queue showing 348861 in queue
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm built different! <derogatory, exasperated>
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Today was the first day this month I was able to both bend my left elbow 90 degrees, AND raise my left arm over my head hooray for slowly healing from unknown injuries. 44 is super fun and cool and good so far -_-
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
"you're not hungry. you just can't stand other people having food that isn't yours." and other tales from raising puppies
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
sentient marshmallow's first experience with no pull lead
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I need everyone to say hello to my new, sweet, baby boy, Yuki!
a small white spitz breed puppy, being held by an old blue hair queer
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Katherine Blanford was hilarious last night in SLC. Truly, that was a great time. one of her openers, Daniel ...something, called me out for "stonewalling" him though. I admit I'm not a great audience member when people throw out deeply homophobic remarks casually, especially in a comedy setting.
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Arrow's little altar above my bed is finished, for now, with the arrival of this canvas print.
a canvas print of a black Pomeranian dog, just above a wooden urn with dog tags resting on it, on top of a small floating shelf, above a bed
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
things that feel amazing: my home being clean and tidy. things are put away where they should be. know where everything is. things that never happen: house staying orderly. things being put away where they should be after use. walls/floors/countertops being cleaned regularly.
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I may have gifted one of my neighbors a new pride flag because theirs was getting beat to shit by the weather over the years just as a nice random gift, because I love doing that kind of shit, truly and I may have also done it because the house across the street has this stupid sign in their window
window sign reading "THE AMERICAN FLAG IS THE FLAG EVERY AMERICAN SHOULD FLY"
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Do you like Dr Pepper well enough, but think it would be vastly improved by mixing it with equal parts Robitussin? I have some great news for you!
a can of "doctor goodwin" flavor Olipop soda
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
"oops, I took my adderall again for two days in a row and now i'm cleaning the kitchen finally"
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Arrow, the bestest boy of all (2015-2026)
a black pomeranian with white muzzle area, surrounded by stuffed toys
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
lol, bsky, lol
bsky timeline just showing "forbidden" error
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I applied to adopt a puppy in Huntington Beach on the extremely slim chance the foster picks me over all the locals and whoever else is clamoring for this precious baby
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
my headset has a cool hidden "matrix fuzz" flange feature. you just have to wear it in my kitchen when i turn on the microwave
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I know it's worse for me right now because of Arrow dying, but holy SHIT it makes my goddamn blood boil when people abandon their pets for getting old. I would give my leg to take care of Arrow for another ten years of going deaf and senile, and people are just abandoning their babies out there‽
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Crimson Desert: have you ever wondered what playing a beta version of a fantasy themed Red Dead Redemption would be like? Give us $70 to find out!
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
achievement unlocked: made your psychiatrist cry
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Oil last monday: ~$69/barrel Oil right now: $112 Give a warm welcome back to record high gas prices any minute now. And remember, kids, when fuel costs more, everything costs more.
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
losing an hour for International Women's Day is institutionalized misogyny on a global scale~
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
being absolutely inundated with ads for Cuddle Clones right now feels sickeningly predatory
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Took Arrow's toys and blanket for another walk. The neighbor that always barks at us did as usual, until I said "I'm sorry, buddy, he's gone. I'm so sorry." And they just stopped barking and looked sad. I know it's projecting to think they understood the words, but I think they understood overall.
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I have many words. I'm just gonna put it in the alt text, because it will actually fit there.
my friend got a good candid photo of me thanking him for everything shortly before the doctor came
he cried a little bit. he knows how much I love him. I'm absolutely sure of that.

he's gone now, in spirit and in body.  I'll receive his remains in a week or two from the aquamation place.
The doctor who came to help him pass on was very compassionate. I made her cry saying goodbye to and thanking him again before the drugs kicked in. Everyone at Lap of Love understood the job they're doing.

Arrow Billingsley passed on around 1730 MDT, Friday, February 13, 2026, aided by compassionate euthanasia, to ease the suffering of massive kidney failure, held close in my lap, in his own home.  He did not die scared, alone, or in pain. His passing has left a giant hole in my chest, but his life has filled my heart with more love than I ever thought anything could.

He is dearly missed.
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Arrow will be leaving us tomorrow evening, so I'll finally have something to resent Friday the 13th for something Please take a moment to wish him a safe and comfortable journey, and maybe that he'll eat something good before he goes. And not to spend his money all in one place And we love him.
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
These photos are ten years apart to the day. The latest one is the last one taken before receiving the news that Arrow is in end stage kidney failure. He won't even eat string cheese at this point. Please hold your babies tight for us. At least I don't have to regret not loving him enough.
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
for someone who could not tell you when the last time they drank milk was, my diet sure is full of fermented milk and milk extracts. my diet lately is like: juice, yogurt, dried blueberries, cottage cheese, skyr, whey protein, peanut butter powder, oat milk, fiber gummies, and a handful of pills
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I think that a good thing everyone could do for the world right now is any time you get hit with an AI interview, you answer every question with "REP. RE. SEN. TA. TIVE."
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
URGENT: ... It is our tenth anniversary. Arrow just thought you should know. We just went for a nice brisk walk, and Arrow will be doing whatever the hell he wants for the rest of the evening. (mostly eating string cheese and being adorable)
The world's best black pomeranian in a red sweater
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
about ready to start a gofundme to replace my dying water heater with a tankless... if everyone who's ever wished I would go take a bath pitches in a dollar, this should be over pretty quickly~
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
when your son is finished at the salon and they let you know to pick him up
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I am begging food writers to stop describing everything as "nutty." it gets applied to so many things it doesn't mean anything.
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
A reminder, from your pal, Andrew WK
Andrew WK smiling big and spraying himself in the face with what appears to be a gasoline pump, ala Zoolander, with the following quote overlaid: 
“It is OK to be happy in life. Even through all the strife, maybe especially during times of great pain and suffering. We still have to be able to stay close to that joy because we can’t save the world in a bad mood.”
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
fricken do it, you won't
inbox showing several messages from uber saying they'll delete my account if i don't log in within 30 days, going back over a year
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
the workout industry people like to tell you that nothing tastes as good as skinny feels, but they're lying in this context, it's the Optimum Nutrition vanilla ice cream protein powder, with two big spoonfuls of PB2 peanut butter powder, blended into a pint of oat milk
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
News cycle had my body giving me the choices of eat a whole pizza, or get back in the gym So I opted for back and biceps day (and some glute bridge)
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I just want to remind my people that the most punk rock thing you can do right now is keep a level head and support your communities. They want us to panic. They want us to give up. They want us to isolate. Community is resistance.
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Happy "I think I work here but I don't know what I do anymore" day to those who celebrate
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
"after putting a subscription on heated seats you already own, there's no way BMW could be any more anti consumer" BMW: "hold my jägermeister"
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
one of the worst parts about taking your dishwasher apart to clean it is there's nowhere I'd rather put all these disgusting parts to be cleaned than into the dishwasher, which is currently in pieces, to be cleaned
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
looking forward to the supercut tomorrow of all the awards being presented at the game awards tonight. Should be able to finish it on a smoke break.
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
25 years too late to do any good, but the journal that published the study that got all of us eating glyphosate finally retracted it. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
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Retraction notice to“Safety evaluation and risk assessment of the herbicide roundup and its active ingredient, glyphosate, for humans” [Regul. Toxicol. Pharm. 31 (2000) 117–165]
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
The bright side of being told that Arrow dropped a pound (down to seven) and that he should really get back up to eight, is that I don't have to feel bad about eating string cheese in front of him. Here you go, little dude. Doctor's orders!
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Arrested Development tried to tell us 33 years ago. I still listen to and love this album. Nothing's changed but the urgency. www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8B8...
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Arrested Development ‎– Give A Man A Fish - 3 Years, 5 Months And 2 Days In The Life Of
YouTube video by Arrested Development
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I am god's itchiest warrior
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
the irony that being an alcoholic may have been masking my gluten allergy that only started really showing up in the last year and some is almost too much to handle
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncfp... this is the best flash mob I've seen in a long time. It's been so long since I saw some proper wholesome whimsy that it actually made me emotional.
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Crazy STAR WARS fight in a Shopping Mall..🤯
YouTube video by Violin Phonix
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Karateoke (special holiday edition) @karateoke.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
while it's extremely frustrating to find out, at 43, that you're actually super allergic to gluten, it's fuckin' wild how much better everything gets almost immediately when you stop actively poisoning yourself with your previously favorite cheap foods
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