Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 7hIf Croatia are anything like city they’ll just dismiss the result as England’s ‘opinion’ 092
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Wonder if at some point, things switch from the UAE being able to pressure the UK to do city favours, to the UK having to ask the UAE whether their interest in city is more important than their ties with the UK (as the story is getting so big there is nothing that can be done to ‘save’ city)? 332
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ross Kemp is inadvertently hilarious. Can’t see past his extras character. The image of him in a sailors hat reminded me of something and I’ve just realised what it is. 101
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Heard a bit about how furious city are that the PL leaked the outcome. They’re going to be even more furious now that the PL are seemingly leaking what city’s appeal is going to be based on even though presumably no one outside city could actually know this yet 🤔 120
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Still seeing people this week argue that ‘yeah but no one could ever win the league if their owners didn’t fund them like that’. Two words. Leicester City. Two more words. Fuck off. 121
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Erm… city pointing out it was the government not the owners funding them makes a mockery of the ownership set up which (if I’m right) was done to show they are not state backed. How does pointing out they are state backed helped them? What a crock of shit. Honestly, fuck the fuck off. 081
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Burnham has massively misread the room with those comments. Thankfully I think it makes his ability to help city’s owners more difficult - if he’d wanted to do that he’d have been better being non-committal publicly and putting pressure on behind the scenes. He’ll now get pelters from all quarters. 131
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just seen this on a forum - The Poznan is actually perfect symbolically for the City fans now. Celebration while not looking at whats actually going on 🤌🏻 382
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Not a fan of AI slop but please can someone do an AI of pep standing up and saying to the likes of Klopp, Ferguson, Wenger etc ‘I’ve had an amazing time, it’s been SO much fun… I have and always have been… a TRAITOR!’ 001
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It would be kind of fitting if the last Manchester derby at Old Trafford for a generation was won by city scoring a goal that shouldn’t have stood 180
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 29/09/2026From now on when people ask me the best thing I’ve read, they’re going to be disappointed with what I suggest. 050
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 26/09/2026One of the punishments for city’s 114 charges should be a lifetime ban on Sam Matterface commentating. I know the two aren’t connected but fuck me, something has to be done about it. 170
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ultimately, city became everything their fans used to hate United for (huge global money obsessed brand) with none of the redeeming features. They can dress it up however they want but United fans have known this for the past 18 years. Feels today like the rest of the football world has caught up. 081
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I see Chelsea are taking the scenic route to challenging for the title. Honestly, aside from Arsenal and (albeit to a lesser extent) City, I suspect this season is going to be very unpredictable. 030
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Maybe the loudest I’ve heard the stretford end jeer a team off. Which is a bit harsh really but that was fucking woeful. 041
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 16/09/2026That was terrible. Heaven and Mazraoui the main culprits, every goal down their side. Not good. 020
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Like that team, Carrick will be damned if he does or doesn’t if they don’t win tonight (as in should’ve played full strength or should’ve tried some of the squad players). I’d have gone similar to that side though. Tielemans captain is interesting. 250
Reposted by Karate JesusRoland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Very nice to hear a sane voice from Piddington. Serious respect to this woman, who is apparently already being othered by more bigoted villagers. 1062352687
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Lots of mad stats this transfer window but maybe the craziest is that the three promoted teams spent a combined £500m net this window - more than the entire premier league spent in the 2019/2020 window (which was pre Covid). 020
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Christ, I assume this was all picked out of a hat with the number one picked just to take the piss 😂 010
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Last time United scored 5 in their first home game of the season (and in which Bruno got a hattrick), they went out and signed Ronaldo. We do need a back up striker 😐 (Jokes… obvs) 020
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Just watched the goals back. Obviously a bit of a lucky break on the own goal. As I thought in the ground, the ipswich defender should’ve been sent off for the foul on Cunha for the pen - I get the double jeopardy rule but there’s no way the player had a chance of getting the ball. Pawson dire. 320
Reposted by Karate JesusDan Castle (Man Utd statto) @dancastlemufc.bsky.social · 30/08/202617 PL starts for Mainoo post Amorim Won 13, drawn 3, lost 1 The 3 he didn’t start Drawn 1, lost 2 033
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Well in reds. Mainoo outstanding. Tuchel, you’re a twat. 080
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The crisis baton grasped by United yesterday… Spurs - hold my beer Villa - I’ll hold both your fucking beers 173
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 22/08/2026That’s a fucking dreadful performance and result 220
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 30/07/2026UEFA be likestatic.klipy.comGlenn Close in Dangerous Liaisons: WAR!Alt: Glenn isClose in Dangerous Liaisons: WAR! 010
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 21/07/2026€80m for Summerville? 🤪 It’s absolutely mental 010
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Sad news re Keegan, always seemed like a properly sound guy. 050
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I went into this game slightly leaning towards wanting Argentina to win. Fair to say that’s changed. 020
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I’ve said before that I find Spain’s football extremely dull but they’re the only team trying to score in this game. Argentina playing like Paraguay did against France. 020
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Messi trying to get Sideshow Nob sent off there is well fucking cheeky 030
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Get the fuck in. Best World Cup final ever. Bye bye cunt. 1101
Karate Jesus @karatejesus44.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Ronaldinho looks like Jurgen Klopp going to a fancy dress party as Ali G 040
