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Fjord Ranger XLT

@karate-bugman.bsky.social
40 followers 63 following 71 posts

he/him. 30. I enjoy all things cyberpunk, toku, horror, mecha, classic lit, video games.

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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
You’ll make it thru. Dw.
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Mommy….
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Tgirl Elliot
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
This is me but with the Panera lemonade that kills you
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Dog here.. ruff
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Enjoying…
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Would…
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Mommy
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
“Enlightenment” lmfao
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
New sexual archetype “fastest Mario” coming into play here.
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
Death stranding but the only song that plays when music comes on is Walk Hard by Dewey Cox
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
“Break my heart into pieces” always reads like that papa roach song lmao
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
This is my last resort
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
This guy’s pieces love to fall off. Lost some myself
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Everyone knows cotton is the least resistant fabric to the Australian wastes
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Speak for yourself
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
This post is a banger
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Christian_bale_im_not_wearing_hockeypads.gif
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Feel like I’ve been training for this my whole life
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Fwornicator
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Growing monkey beard for black myth wukong
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Wew that nostalgia hit like a truck
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
You are damn fwor
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Bet this fuggin guy is
Ice king from adventure time
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
King shit
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Just what i have on hand
Long cat with sandwich hamster sonichu and sad Keanu pasted over top
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Duo lingo owl fuck you for the layoffs. Ai sucks
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
Metal Gear Solid 2 to trans pipeline
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
Time to upload 7 gigs of abandonware tabletop PDFs individually.
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
Going to crack houses and making hideous bets that I won’t die when I shoot myself in the head with their gun and taking all the money when they cower in fear of my immortal jar jar image
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
what’s your sign?
A Japanese bus with the words “the most profound things are inexpressible” on the side.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/02/2024
BG3 is actually the most accurate representation of D&D I've ever seen come up with convoluted bullshit plans and make the DM resolve them anyway? check steal everything not nailed down? check fuck everything? check and check the D&D players of yesterday teaching the ones of tomorrow
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real titties of linkedin @pinkberryshake.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
"baldurs gate is gonna make bad dnd players! they're gonna wanna fuck the monsters 😭" buddy, my guy, brethren,, wait till you find out about current dnd players
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Chris “Chance!” Brown @chancesecond.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
(Taps the sign hard enough to leave a dent)
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
Jack me in like a black ice cowboy and boot up that simstim baby
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
Your honor, I’m sorry for party rocking
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
I miss the days of mirror selfies. Here’s mine!
Photo of a mirror sized for a human eye, with an eye being all that is showing in the mirror against a white wall
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
I also wish I could block someone without opening their profile.. but I’m divided on whether it makes more sense or not.
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
Need muted words NOW
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τreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
Mass blocking anyone who comes up when I search “#aiart”
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
we’re already at phase 4 tightpussy x tightpants: the new empire
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
IPAS are just fruit juice for pissdrinkers
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
Told this to my college freshman advisor and he looked at me like I had killed a man
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
Katie tightpussy v jenny tightpants
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
People who base their whole personality on sports are fuckasses
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
Thinking abt the samurai Jack episode where Aku pretended to be a woman and Jack totally wanted to bang her (him)
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
No one talks about how Thomas asked Jesus to show hole
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 12/02/2024
It is somebody's moral imperative to leak Coyote vs Acme to the world. aftermath.site/coyote-vs-ac...
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Fjord Ranger XLT @karate-bugman.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
We must crown him
Joe Biden with a mitre made from a giant Dorito sitting by a bunch of snacks.
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