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@kaptnkey.bsky.social
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Absolute buffoon of a human 😹

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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol this makes me laugh feels like 2021 twitter
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Type shit
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This song so Tough gang
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Type shit
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fuck.
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
These bro
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Damn I’ll miss playing this game it was so fun
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What should I ask her?
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Me to myself in my mind everytime I crave attention
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
One of my post gets more than 30 likes up here and I think I’m hot shit
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I love going to the movies by myself and looking just like this
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I knew it
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I didn’t record the “go birds” art but saw some fye graffiti on some of the other cars
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This shit means everything to me
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I love my friends
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Hitting on a girl when I’m normal as fuck feels like this
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
@jumanjimachine.bsky.social anyway funniest shit you’ve said to date I still think about this
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Before I even got it in fr/lg lfg
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Even if you have to use these apps please limit how much money you give through the app so it actually touches the drivers hands.
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Not many people will see this but I wanted to share this post. Shits insane how terrible the world is man.
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
HE IS SUMMFUCKYO HUGE
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
My charizard is gonna look comically huge bro charmander is looking crazy
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
HES SUCH A BIG LIL GUY!!!! New team is coming along nicely
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Second best starter just dropped lfg
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I NEED ONE MORE SCYTHER STOP GIVING ME THIS SHIT
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
This game is so freaking silly
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Got a new job that pays way more and this all happened when I deleted Twitter so guess I’m never coming back to that also did this
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
While I’ve been hunting for a new job which I think I’ll have by next week I’ve been finishing up the list. Personal best for battle amount almost at 1k lmao
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Now time for aerodactly after some much needed battles
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
THE HELL IM FREE FROM IT
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I have been doing this shiny tyrunt reset for almost a week bruh I got my amaura ON THURSDAY OF LAST WEEK!!! And I still have to do aerodactly !!!!
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
The spoils of war with box 1 full… we will get that shiny froakie.
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Just a whole bunch of shiny lil guys (and emboar)
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Literally only has happened because I’m shiny hunting my main team lmao I have two shines in the party that will go into the box when I’m almost there
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Got that shit on
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I have my case and stuff and 7 shinies and none of them are the ones I want
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Looking at this image and foaming at the mouth when I can play ZA
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Came back to say I finished reading all of berserk and it changed my life..
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Me right after I send the riskiest text of my life
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
You have got to be flarking kidding me there’s no way this crazy cuckoo ass mf found me on this app, like you gotta be kidding me. You know the drills those who are used to the craziness just block and move on.
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Can’t even make jokes online
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
How is saying need a milf sexual? I didn’t say in what manner that I needed said milf, also I don’t have sex I’m a NEET.
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
No more alt text for me I’m blueskys number one enemy
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