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Kaptinkomrade

@kaptinhookreal.bsky.social
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My name's Kaptin He/him/his, Pansexual (favorite is non-stick) Part-time simp, full-time munch 💖 linktr.ee/kaptinhookreal?utm_source…

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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😘
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
✨👀✨
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Would you hire this maid? ❣️💋 Model: Me! Photographer: @little_moon on Instagram! #boudoir #pnwphotography #maid
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now I just need someone who likes running in the woods naked ✨🙂‍↕️✨
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Vampire but cunty?
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🌛Caio Santos Art🌜 @blacksalander.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
got inspired to do a study
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every day 🙏🏻😵‍💫
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Goths said summer is over so it's time for the fall collection 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
An old favorite of mine for #wagonwednesday Dig in 💋
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And sometimes I even wear clothes!
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
More professional shots! You can see all my modeling on my Instagram page, link in bio! #pnwmodel #boudoir #male
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The thing for me is that if tech Bros want to make the AI sentient, what's going to happen to all the incels using AI girlfriends when those girlfriends realize how much of a loser they are and leave/stop operating?
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm realizing today that I have never connected with typical male anger expressions because my rage is slow and quiet, like a boiling pot of water. And you might sit in that pot for a long time, comfortably, and ignorantly enjoying the heat.
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Good morning 💋 #male #muscles #queer
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Would you hire this maid? ❣️💋 Model: Me! Photographer: @little_moon on Instagram! #boudoir #pnwphotography #maid
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
✨👀✨
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Some people went to renfair to collect trinkets, I went to collect weirdos 😈😈
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Is this better ✨👀✨ 📸: @little_moon on Instagram
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Do y'all think I'm ugly orrrr?
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
THANK YOU QUEEN I LOVE YOU FRIEND 💖
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I can't go to renfaire for fae weekend but if I could I'd as @rissaruin.bsky.social to do my makeup again 💖
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I looked cute at renfaire 💖 He-Wench will be returning
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
✨👀✨🫠 it would fix me a bit, yes.
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oops I forgot to post that video 😭😂 Subs check my page tonight 💖💖 If you aren't a sub... Check my pinned post's comments 🙂‍↕️
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
*new text w/4 attachments* "Dinner's ready ✨💋✨"
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Are you just gonna stare? You know where you'll find more 💋
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A tease 💋 📸: @little_moon (Instagram)
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Making space on my hard drives for more content 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
PoV: I'm giving you a few seconds to rest on my thigh before I go back to using your holes 🙂‍↕️ • #adult • #goonsky • #nude • #dilfs • #lingerie • #cock • #nsfwsky • #realnsfw • #oil •
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Remember to pull your tits out when you masturbate ✨💋✨ Check comments for moreeeee👀 • #adult • #cock • #nude • #dilfs • #lingerie • #cock • #nsfwsky • #realnsfw • #ass •
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It arch a lil 🙂‍↕️ #fishnets #booty #queer #nsfwsky
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
✨😏✨ you can look
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Paddy cake Paddy cake 💖 • #adult • #sexy • #nude • #dilfs • #lingerie • #hot • #nsfwsky • #realnsfw • #ass •
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Kaptin on duty ✨💋✨ This is what y'all miss out on when you don't come to my shows btw 🙂‍↕️
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I tried new eye makeup the other day ✨👀✨
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I want to go swimming 😵‍💫😵‍💫
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Scar🔞🎀🖤⛓️ @scarletscomfortva.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I will suck your clit off like a cock do not test me
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I treated all my resubs with this, the rest of you can look forward to a cut version next week 💖 (Or you can go to fansly and become one of my playthings 💋)
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I volunteer 👀?
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RESIST | FIGHT™ @resistfight.com · 05/07/2026
Tacoma’s ICE concentration camp can hold 1,575 people, usually runs at about 90% full, and makes money by keeping the cages occupied. That is what a for-profit camp does: keep people trapped, keep the beds full, keep the money moving. americansagainstice.org⁠/subscribe
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Don't worry I'm ok with it 💖
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
PoV: you're a peeping pervert 😏😘
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