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Kaptinkomrade

@kaptinhookreal.bsky.social
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My name's Kaptin He/him/his, Pansexual (favorite is non-stick) Part-time simp, full-time munch 💖 linktr.ee/kaptinhookreal?utm_source…

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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Would you hire this maid? ❣️💋 Model: Me! Photographer: @little_moon on Instagram! #boudoir #pnwphotography #maid
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now I just need someone who likes running in the woods naked ✨🙂‍↕️✨
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Vampire but cunty?
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🌛Caio Santos Art🌜 @blacksalander.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
got inspired to do a study
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Goths said summer is over so it's time for the fall collection 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
An old favorite of mine for #wagonwednesday Dig in 💋
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And sometimes I even wear clothes!
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
More professional shots! You can see all my modeling on my Instagram page, link in bio! #pnwmodel #boudoir #male
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm realizing today that I have never connected with typical male anger expressions because my rage is slow and quiet, like a boiling pot of water. And you might sit in that pot for a long time, comfortably, and ignorantly enjoying the heat.
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Good morning 💋 #male #muscles #queer
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Would you hire this maid? ❣️💋 Model: Me! Photographer: @little_moon on Instagram! #boudoir #pnwphotography #maid
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Some people went to renfair to collect trinkets, I went to collect weirdos 😈😈
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Is this better ✨👀✨ 📸: @little_moon on Instagram
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Do y'all think I'm ugly orrrr?
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I can't go to renfaire for fae weekend but if I could I'd as @rissaruin.bsky.social to do my makeup again 💖
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I looked cute at renfaire 💖 He-Wench will be returning
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oops I forgot to post that video 😭😂 Subs check my page tonight 💖💖 If you aren't a sub... Check my pinned post's comments 🙂‍↕️
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
*new text w/4 attachments* "Dinner's ready ✨💋✨"
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Are you just gonna stare? You know where you'll find more 💋
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A tease 💋 📸: @little_moon (Instagram)
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Making space on my hard drives for more content 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
PoV: I'm giving you a few seconds to rest on my thigh before I go back to using your holes 🙂‍↕️ • #adult • #goonsky • #nude • #dilfs • #lingerie • #cock • #nsfwsky • #realnsfw • #oil •
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Remember to pull your tits out when you masturbate ✨💋✨ Check comments for moreeeee👀 • #adult • #cock • #nude • #dilfs • #lingerie • #cock • #nsfwsky • #realnsfw • #ass •
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It arch a lil 🙂‍↕️ #fishnets #booty #queer #nsfwsky
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
✨😏✨ you can look
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Paddy cake Paddy cake 💖 • #adult • #sexy • #nude • #dilfs • #lingerie • #hot • #nsfwsky • #realnsfw • #ass •
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Kaptin on duty ✨💋✨ This is what y'all miss out on when you don't come to my shows btw 🙂‍↕️
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I tried new eye makeup the other day ✨👀✨
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I want to go swimming 😵‍💫😵‍💫
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Scar🔞🎀🖤⛓️ @scarletscomfortva.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I will suck your clit off like a cock do not test me
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I treated all my resubs with this, the rest of you can look forward to a cut version next week 💖 (Or you can go to fansly and become one of my playthings 💋)
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RESIST | FIGHT™ @resistfight.com · 05/07/2026
Tacoma’s ICE concentration camp can hold 1,575 people, usually runs at about 90% full, and makes money by keeping the cages occupied. That is what a for-profit camp does: keep people trapped, keep the beds full, keep the money moving. americansagainstice.org⁠/subscribe
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Don't worry I'm ok with it 💖
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
PoV: you're a peeping pervert 😏😘
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Oil, man-booty (juicy btw), and a mirror 🙂‍↕️😏 You're welcome 💋 (Check comments, full video posting to sites soon) • #adult • #sexy • #nude • #dilfs • #lingerie • #hot • #nsfwsky • #realnsfw • #ass •
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'm putting up an oil video today 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️💋
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
How I do love being sexy in public 😘😘 #seattlepride #queer #pansexual #lingerie
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Peek-a-boo 💋
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Ruby Soho 🇨🇦 @ruby-soho.com · 25/06/2026
It's sort of nice to see posts acknowledging that every worker deserves a living wage However, those who are unable to work deserve to have their needs met, as well! The lack of increases/positive changes to disability support programs make our societal values all too clear.
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I am *just now feeling the hot-girl summer coming out 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫💖😘
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
What's your preference? • #adult • #sexy • #nude • #cock • #balls • #hot • #nsfwsky • #realnsfw • #ass • #gay #pansexual
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I want more people staring at my butt tbh 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️😈 #bigbooty #nsfwsky #queersky #gaymale #queercreator #pansexual #maidoutfit #frenchmaid #jiggles
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Your lips, my hips? Could be fun 😈💋 • #adult • #sexy • #nude • #dilfs • #lingerie • #hot • #nsfwsky • #realnsfw • #ass • #queersky
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I'm seeing this man tomorrowwwwwwwwwww 👄😵‍💫
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
My big dawg in Christ, please let me suck it.
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
💋muah💋 Doing a photoshoot in this outfit tomorrow
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I've been so busy I forgot to be sexy for you all. I'm so sorry. I'll get back to that soon 💖👄💋
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
My big dawg in Christ, please let me suck it.
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Kaptinkomrade @kaptinhookreal.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I needed a cane but this was cute 🙂‍↕️
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