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Kaptaran

@kaptaran.bsky.social
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Some guy on the internet trying to be mindful of everyone in the pool. Current obsession: Daggerheart

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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Somehow this was the first 2d metroid I played to completion. I absolutely loved it, but didn't have anything but the Prime series to really compare it to.
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't know who the next Ron Perlman or Steve Buscemi is, but there are definitely distinctive looking actors out there.
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I promise you, Google, it isn't my first look...
a screen shot of a Google notification on android phone. the notification is for "TheGamer", and says"Residwnt Evil: Revelations 3 Leak Reveals First Look At Yuri"
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
even in ai he can't raise his left arm to shoulder level...
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
*ecstatic applause*
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ugg.. my phone changes it... supposed to be invincibility for the 8 bit theater gag... Now i gotta figure out how to turn off autocorrect...
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The armoire of invisibility?
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
VI is my all time favorite, but that may have as much to do with *when* I played it as anything else.
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I might know where you could get one...
A 3d printed homage to the Nobel prize with a face similar to Kermit the Frog.

This prize may also be used as a community safety whistle.
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Pearl!
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Breakfast of champions!
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Kimimi🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com · 15/08/2026
Going to start charging a timeline tax: For every shitty person inflicted on my TL - yes, even as a helpful warning about their bad behaviour - you have to repost at least one (1) cool person to make up for it. Nice people posting fun things shouldn't get crickets while dickheads suck up all the air
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I was all ready to come in here and talk about the 3d printed solutions the gremlins have hooked me on, but a multi-system capable metal unit souns like the bees knees!
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I love my ooni pizza oven! So much better than baking in the oven, and pizza options in the middle of nowhere are limited. We went with the combo wood/charcoal/gas (with adapter), but have ended up only using gas since I had trouble with temp management Use it 3 or 4 times a month!
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Teenage me loved the cosmology. How did this world form, what is the pantheon of dentist like, etc. Current me loves the civil structures, and how "normal" people live in a world under constant existential crisis.
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I need to go dig up this soundtrack again! Thanks for reminding me of it!
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Great article about my all time favorite side scrolling beatemup. Loved rushing into a huge crowd with Nicole and throwing up barrier to fling baddies everywhere, or Randy's Dragonball Z like energy blast covering the screen.
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Mmmmm.... sparkly rhombic d12s
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'm way happier to hear about sharing a birthday with you than I was to learn we share a birthday with Jason Statham
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My most effective trap i've used is a toilet paper tube with a penny (or other small weight) taped on one end and a dab of peanut butter on the other. Hang them over the edge of a counter with a reasonably tall plastic trash bin underneath and leave it alone for a few hours.
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I'm still waiting for the latest vaporware rebuild of Intellivision to come out...
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Ok... who's Smokey the Bear costume is it?
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
As the game matured, the attack cards get more creative and less destructive to other players having fun. Less direct discard of a hand, and more deck manipulation.
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Huh... look at that. Mania was on sale for $1.99 on Steam and is now mysteriously in my library....
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I loved that stage! Even at the time I recognized that a chunk of it was effectively cinematic, but I'm OK with that. By comparison, I was incredibly disappointed by the follow-up levels. I never finished the game, and haven't picked up a Sonic title since.
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Big year for 4 Non Blondes at the movies...
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Ahhh. That makes so much more sense
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Isn't this the Raleigh paper? Why does the article describe the location of Greensboro relative to Charlotte?
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Most of my concepts i write in nebo on a tablet, try to get a little blurb on each NPC, where they are, and connect them to players with different colored lines. It's pretty messy to be honest
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I'd be green after that!
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Captain Lou made everything better!
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Little Shop of Horrors as well!
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
It's a wild ride, and a fair number of the ecosystems "just work" now, so you no longer have to spend 3 months printing parts for your printer to work.
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Nooo don't fix it, I want Guile on a bike going town to town solving "mysteries" while looking for Charlie!
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Literally "make love,not war"
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Monorail!
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Thanks, Dan! This was the source of hope I needed today.
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Pretty sure you're supposed to play some of the totally harmless games they have on there.
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Every time a new Mass Effect came out, we ended up with a larger TV, and quite frankly we don't have the wall space anymore.
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
We require more vespane gas!
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Congratulations! Like (what seems to be) 90% of Bluesky, you have gotten farther in BG3 than me despite the 1000+ hours I've got clocked on the game.
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Ooh something went weird in this post.. ignore the "Let's see" sentence.
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Our new Roku voice activated remote is supposed to be here today. Ironically ordered via Amazon... baby steps I guess (It was actually supposed to be here yesterday, but Amazon shipping isn't what it used to be either)
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
"Alexa, set Roku to volume 15." "Volume can only be set between 0 and 10." But Roku volume is set to 15 anyway. Worse,"Alexa, set Roku to volume 9." Let's see how we like the Roku voice remote when it show up Both devices get set and "She" yells at us in the next interaction.
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
My household has been debating getting rid of Amazon Prime for ages, but I think being forced to update to Alexa+ on the echoes has finally tipped the scales. "She" has been almost completely lobotomized and just sounds creepy now. Roku controls are totally bonkers now, especially volume control.
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Probably because weasels with enhanced metabolism were over powered
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I know this is super serious, but all that rain in Spain... is it mostly in the plain?
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Fantastic! Changed this morning from "Ugh why am I up so early to" to "Ooh something to listen to while restarting print jobs!"
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I thought that was just a joke when I saw the movie, but...
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Kaptaran @kaptaran.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
drive.google.com/file/d/10HsC... I recreated most of the tables from the core book to fit the 3d printed gm screen, but I find i dont reference them much
drive.google.com
DH-GM Screen Tables.pdf
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