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Kaptain.Exe🖖🏾

@kaptainzer0.bsky.social
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🔞 No “A minnoooorrrrrrs” allowed 🔞 🌈 Queerdo/ 🍃 Stoner /👾Gaymer ⚡️Chaotic Neutral Pisces since ‘92♓️ Posting whatever I like. Goofy, Horny, Nerdy stuff. 🎵 I just want art and music and you 🎵

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Daddy Bear 🔞🐻🔑 @bearturner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So I came across a few videos on my phone that I made the other day when I started to notice how powerful Cuboom’s legs had gotten and how sexy his butt was looking🔥 I took them for myself while I was feeling a little feral for the boy. I thought I might as well share them. He loves the attention
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Kaptain.Exe🖖🏾 @kaptainzer0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This echoes my story of growing up queer and black. Too white for the black kids and too black for the white ones. Then Grindr in 2011… ugh. Yeah.
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Kaptain.Exe🖖🏾 @kaptainzer0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alright back to Rivals. #fcf #gaymer
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1hungplumber.bsky.social @1hungplumber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Fat Cock Friday! #FCF
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flowerdaddy87.bsky.social @flowerdaddy87.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Softy and belly as a thank you for all the love and follows. 😘
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smooth-guy.bsky.social @smooth-guy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who’s recreating this with me? 😈🥵 I need a top like this.
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Carlos @xkeybladeuserx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Feral, send help stat 😵‍💫
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Kaptain.Exe🖖🏾 @kaptainzer0.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
G’morning punks. I’m sad boi today, someone give me some butt. #thirstythursday #gaymer
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Marker Posey @markerposey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Playing with my cock and foreskin again 😋
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👑Lord of RainBros🌈 @lordofrainbros.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Stoner love bros shooting sperm in the sun ☀️ 🤤 😮‍💨 🧬 Jizz is very slippery btw 😉 👓 🌈 ✨Lingam Love, Light & HapPenis✨ ❤️‍🔥🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷🫀🫶🏻🍆☀️🌕👑 ⬇️ Sub to my OnlyFans, bro! ⬇️ onlyfans.com/mudkipman420 Tip me 🤑 💸 Venmo: MudkipMan420 PayPal: MudkipMan42069
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Kaptain.Exe🖖🏾 @kaptainzer0.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Proof of (no) life. As you can see, I’m busy with VERY important work. #gaymer #dork #marvelrivals I main tanks, but Cyclops is so fun
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TallADHDguy (your typical hung gamer) @talladhdguy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Showing off a bit
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Mischief 1972 @mischief1972.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
July 11, 2026 Saturday morning coffee
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Kaptain.Exe🖖🏾 @kaptainzer0.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Does anyone have man on man dating advice? I’m 34 and still somehow a novice. It feels like I’m doing it wrong or overdoing it. #randomvideo
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🐶V3ga Wolfe @v3gatn.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Happy #mcm men !
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Kaptain.Exe🖖🏾 @kaptainzer0.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Sit on it Sunday?
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Morning buddy. You got the coffee ready?
Guy in short shorts and a cap taking a mirror selfie with an obvious print.
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ProfBear @profbear.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Saturday morning stretches. #GayBear #DaddyBear
A bearded CIS man in jeans standing outside.
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paramorefan061.bsky.social @paramorefan061.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
just leaking, come taste my precum 🤤🤤😈
chilling naked on my bed with my hard dick leaking precum
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Kaptain.Exe🖖🏾 @kaptainzer0.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Yall are really all so beautiful #gaymer #gaystoner
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Bubba @leextrax.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Bubba standing with his phone in front of the bathroom mirror taking a pic wearing only orange briefs
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Aula🇵🇸 @aularong.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Bro can u check something for me? 🐽
Dork showing pit
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TallADHDguy (your typical hung gamer) @talladhdguy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Big fat softie for #scs
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ABookInReverse @abookinreverse.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
#scs
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TEX DAW’S MOBY DICK: “Bathed in an undeniable, homoerotic glow.” @texdaw.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Proving to myself that I’m no longer flexible enough to suck my own big toe.
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It’s Just Semenantics @itsjustsemenantics.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Hope you’re all having a nice day 😘
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LOLOBOY (DAD) 🐶 🚴‍♂️Lover of 🐓 & 🍑 @loloboy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Just Saturday Hornys
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James/Cooper @james--cooper.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
w e t
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Kaptain.Exe🖖🏾 @kaptainzer0.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
#Scs Let’s smoke! #gaystoner #gaymer #dork #softcocksatyrday
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paramorefan061.bsky.social @paramorefan061.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
you can tell how much I enjoy #fcf 🤤😮‍💨😈
my hard dick with cum all over my hairy belly
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𝖯𝗎𝗉 𝖥𝗅𝖾𝗍𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗋🏳️‍🌈🇦🇹🔐♤ @pupfletcher.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
#teamlocked - I need to wear this cap during sex now, cause it gives me: +25 on #himbo -25 Intelligence ×2 hotness
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Cinnamon Teddy @cinnamonteddy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Feck, it's a Chewsday, innit?
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DadsPussy @dadspussy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Dad has easy access pjs for morning fucking.
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Chocolate Peach @savvyinmylexus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Getting a little comfortable #edging
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Kaptain.Exe🖖🏾 @kaptainzer0.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Emergency lights on your car are meant to signal an emergency. Please do not flash them because it’s raining.
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Mischief 1972 @mischief1972.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
May 22, 2026 Nude beach day
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Kaptain.Exe🖖🏾 @kaptainzer0.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I had a second gummie on my break. 1.5 hours until I’m off! #gaymer #butt #gayass #blackbooty
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Kaptain.Exe🖖🏾 @kaptainzer0.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
#scs on Sunday. Son-day? Someday! #gaystoner #gaymer
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🎮🐻 @gamerbear.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I forgot to show off my haircut
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Kaptain.Exe🖖🏾 @kaptainzer0.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The Boys can be tough to watch cause of the way a big baby with laser vision gets his way but booooy was it a satisfying comeuppance. #TheBoysFinale
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Spongebob & Patrick: Season Finale
ALT: Spongebob & Patrick: Season Finale
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Fitdad3 @fitdad-3.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
FCF afternoon 😜
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TallADHDguy (your typical hung gamer) @talladhdguy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Got pretty worked up
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Kaptain.Exe🖖🏾 @kaptainzer0.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I’m housesitting at a friends place for a few days. I’m gonna take advantage of this big sexy mirror at least once. Do I look as tired as I feel? #ThirstyThursday #gaymer #dork #goodnight
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K - the father, son, and hoey spirit @kfrombk.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
tbh i really understate how bad things are, mostly to avoid a complete breakdown. that 10% of delusion does A LOT of lifting fr
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🔆ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ🔆 @yourbearson.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I can help you make your 🍆 disappear 👻
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Nerd and Jock workout
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